Christmas is a time of joy, love, and laughter. As families gather to celebrate the holiday season, sharing jokes can bring an extra sparkle to the festivities. Nativity jokes, in particular, remind us of the true meaning of Christmas while adding a light-hearted touch. Here are 46 Christmas nativity jokes to share with your loved ones this holiday season.
1. Why did Mary and Joseph get lost?
Because they couldn’t find a decent GPS!
2. How did the angel greet Mary?
“Yule be sorry if you don’t believe me!”
3. What did the shepherd say to his sheep at the nativity?
“Let’s make this a baaaa-rilliant night!”
4. Why was the stable so noisy?
Because the cows were moo-sicians!
5. What do you call a nativity scene with a cow?
A moo-tivity!
6. Why did the baby Jesus wear a diaper?
Because he had to keep his holy bottom clean!
7. How does a snowman greet the nativity scene?
“Happy flake-mas!”
8. What did the wise men say when they saw the star?
“Looks like we’re finally on the right path!”
9. What kind of music did the angels play?
Heavenly choir music—it’s out of this world!
10. Why did Joseph break up with Mary?
Because he found her too clingy!
11. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
12. Why was the Christmas tree so good at nativity plays?
Because it always knew how to branch out!
13. How did the wise men keep their gold safe?
With a nativity lock!
14. Why did the camel get kicked out of the nativity?
Because he kept humping the hay!
15. What do you call a snowman who tells nativity jokes?
Frosty the Stand-Up Comedian!
16. Why did Mary always carry a pencil?
In case she needed to draw on her faith!
17. What do you call a nativity play gone wrong?
A mis-tivity!
18. Why was the nativity scene always calm?
Because it had so many shepherds to watch over it!
19. How did the Christmas lights feel during the nativity?
They were feeling illuminated!
20. Why did the donkey start a band?
He wanted to be the ass in the nativity!
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21. What did the star say to the shepherds?
“Don’t worry, I’ll guide you!”
22. Why was the baby Jesus such a good baby?
He was always well-behaved—he had the best shepherd!
23. How does the Holy Family travel during Christmas?
In a Holy Car!
24. What do you call a group of nativity animals singing?
A moo-sical!
25. Why did the star refuse to shine?
It wanted to take a break from all the attention!
26. What did the angel say to the shepherds?
“Don’t be sheepish; it’s time to celebrate!”
27. How does a Christmas card greet the nativity?
“Happy Nativity, let’s unwrap the joy!”
28. Why was the nativity scene always peaceful?
Because it had a stable foundation!
29. What did Mary say when she realized she forgot a gift?
“Looks like it’s going to be a gift-less Christmas!”
30. Why did Joseph bring a ladder to the nativity?
Because he wanted to reach new heights!
31. What do you call a humorous sheep in a nativity scene?
A baaa-humbug!
32. How did the donkey feel about the nativity?
He was eager to lend a hoof!
33. Why was the angel such a good listener?
Because it always had its wings open!
34. What did the shepherd bring to the nativity?
A flock of good jokes!
35. Why did the Christmas tree refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting decked!
36. What do you call an elf with a runny nose?
“Elf-licted!”
37. How did the wise men keep track of their gifts?
They had a nativity spreadsheet!
38. Why did Mary use a smartphone?
To keep up with her shepherd on social media!
39. What’s a nativity scene’s favorite game?
Hide and Seek, because the stars always shine!
40. How did the shepherds celebrate Christmas?
With a sheepishly good time!
41. What do you call a Christmas tree with attitude?
A sassy fir!
42. Why did the donkey fail the nativity audition?
He couldn’t find his stage presence!
43. What did Joseph say when Mary asked about their future?
“Don’t worry; it’ll be divine!”
44. How does a star keep fit?
By doing star-jumps!
45. Why did the Christmas card break up with the envelope?
It found someone more a-maze-ing!
46. What did the wise men say when they found the baby Jesus?
“Wow, what a king-size surprise!”
Conclusion
Sharing jokes during the Christmas season can enhance the joy and spirit of the holiday. These nativity jokes not only provide laughter but also help us remember the heartwarming story of Christmas. Whether you’re gathering with family, attending a holiday party, or simply looking to spread cheer, these jokes are perfect for any occasion. Embrace the laughter, share the joy, and make this Christmas season a memorable one!
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