Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and laughter. But in today’s digital age, many gatherings have moved online, and Zoom dinners are becoming a new tradition. While the turkey may not smell as great through the screen, the laughter can still fill the room. Whether you’re trying to lighten the mood or bring everyone together with a good laugh, Thanksgiving Zoom dinner jokes are the perfect addition to your virtual feast. Here are 45 unique and hilarious jokes to keep the fun going during your online celebration!
1. Why Did the Turkey Join Zoom?
To avoid getting stuffed in person!
2. What’s the Best Thing About Zoom Thanksgiving?
No need to pass the cranberry sauce!
3. Why Don’t Turkeys Use Smartphones for Zoom Calls?
They’re afraid of getting roasted!
4. What Do Turkeys Say on Zoom?
“Gobble-gobble! Am I on mute?”
5. How Do You Know the Pumpkin Pie Has a Bad Internet Connection?
It keeps buffering!
6. Why Did the Sweet Potatoes Join the Zoom Call Late?
They were stuck in the microwave!
7. What Did the Gravy Say to the Mashed Potatoes on Zoom?
“You’re smashing it!”
8. Why Was the Cranberry Sauce Afraid to Speak Up on Zoom?
It didn’t want to spill the beans.
9. Why Did Grandma Refuse to Join the Zoom Call?
She didn’t want to be seen “over stuffing”!
10. How Do You Stop the Turkey from Interrupting on Zoom?
Hit the mute button on its gobble!
11. Why Was the Stuffing So Good at Zoom Calls?
It’s full of bread, but never crumbles under pressure.
12. What Do You Call a Turkey That’s Always Late to the Zoom Call?
A procrasti-turkey!
13. Why Did the Green Beans Hang Up on the Zoom Call?
They couldn’t handle the heat!
14. How Did the Cornbread Manage the Zoom Call?
It knew how to “butter” everyone up.
15. What Did the Turkey Say When Its Internet Lagged?
“Stuff happens!”
16. Why Did the Pie Stay Quiet on Zoom?
It didn’t want to cause any “dessert-urbance.”
17. How Do Mashed Potatoes Feel After a Long Zoom Call?
Smashed!
18. Why Did the Apple Pie Get Kicked Off the Zoom Call?
It kept “crumbling” under pressure.
19. What Do You Call a Zoom Call with the Turkey and All the Sides?
A “feast” conference!
20. Why Did the Turkey Stop Joining Zoom Dinners?
It was tired of being the main course of conversation.
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21. What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Part of the Zoom Call?
The drumstick microphone!
22. Why Did the Pumpkin Pie Love Zoom Calls?
It always knew how to slice through awkward silences.
23. How Did the Turkey Feel About Zoom?
It thought it was a great “dressing” rehearsal for the big day.
24. What Did the Gravy Do When It Spilled on Zoom?
It streamed live!
25. Why Are Zoom Calls Like Thanksgiving Leftovers?
They tend to last longer than you expect.
26. What’s a Stuffed Turkey’s Favorite Zoom Feature?
Breakout rooms—they can get away from the stuffing!
27. Why Was the Turkey Jealous of the Laptop?
It was getting all the attention on Zoom!
28. How Did the Cranberry Sauce Deal with Zoom?
It tried not to get too “saucy” when the connection dropped.
29. Why Did the Turkey Use a Green Screen on Zoom?
To blend in with the mashed potatoes!
30. What’s a Turkey’s Least Favorite Thing About Zoom Dinners?
Too much “gobble-de-gook”!
31. Why Did the Pie Refuse to Join the Zoom Call?
It was too flaky to connect.
32. What Do Zoom Calls and Gravy Have in Common?
They both have a tendency to “lag.”
33. How Did the Turkey End the Zoom Call?
With a loud “cluck” of the leave button.
34. What Do You Call a Zoom Thanksgiving Without a Turkey?
Fowl play!
35. What Did the Turkey Say When Its Zoom Camera Was Off?
“Don’t worry, I’m still here in spirit.”
36. Why Did the Stuffing Keep Interrupting the Zoom Call?
It was full of itself!
37. How Did the Corn Manage to Keep the Zoom Call Interesting?
It always popped up with something new.
38. Why Did the Pie Keep Dropping the Zoom Call?
It didn’t have enough filling for good bandwidth.
39. What Did the Turkey Say When It Was Left Out of the Zoom Dinner?
“Looks like I’m off the menu this year!”
40. Why Did the Potatoes Get So Frustrated with Zoom?
They couldn’t find their spud microphones!
41. Why Don’t Turkeys Make Good Zoom Hosts?
They always end up flapping their beaks too much.
42. What Do You Call a Boring Zoom Call During Thanksgiving?
Turkey talk!
43. Why Did the Yams Never Finish a Zoom Call?
They kept getting baked mid-conversation.
44. How Did the Gravy Make the Zoom Call Run Smoothly?
It poured its heart into the tech support.
45. What’s the Best Way to End a Zoom Thanksgiving Call?
With a “gobble” goodbye!
Conclusion
Laughter is an essential part of any Thanksgiving celebration, whether it’s in person or over Zoom. These jokes will help you connect with loved ones across the screen, making your virtual dinner feel just as fun and lively as being together in person. So as you enjoy your Zoom dinner this year, remember to sprinkle a little humor into the mix. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your laughter be as hearty as your feast!
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