Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and plenty of laughs. While we gather around the table to enjoy turkey and pie, it’s also the perfect opportunity to share a good joke or two on social media. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or simply give your followers a reason to smile, these Thanksgiving-themed jokes will definitely do the trick. From food puns to turkey quips, these jokes are sure to make your followers gobble with laughter. Get ready to share these 46 hilarious Thanksgiving jokes that will brighten anyone’s holiday feed!
Turkey Talk
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
3. Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving?
Because they’re always stuffed!
4. How did the turkey know it was going to be a great day?
It was plucking up some courage.
5. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
Quack, quack!
6. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners.
7. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
So it could give a fowl performance!
8. How do turkeys like their music?
Stuffed with beats.
9. What kind of key does a turkey use to unlock its house?
A tur-key.
10. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
It got the stuffing knocked out of it!
Family and Friends Fun
11. Why did the cranberry turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
12. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
13. Why did they let the turkey join the football team?
Because it was great at winging it!
14. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
15. Why did the pilgrims never tell jokes?
Because their timing was always off!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
17. Why was the Thanksgiving feast so popular on social media?
Because it had all the right hashtags!
18. What did the stuffing say to the turkey?
I’m really into you!
19. Why did the turkey go to therapy?
It had too many emotional drumsticks.
20. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
Basteball.
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Gravy and Food Funnies
21. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve it lots of compliments!
22. Why did the mashed potatoes play it safe at dinner?
They didn’t want to get into a gravy situation.
23. What do you call it when your turkey gets into a fight with the mashed potatoes?
A real mash-up.
24. Why did the mashed potatoes bring a spoon to Thanksgiving?
To stir up some fun!
25. Why did the pie go to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it knew it would be a sweet time.
26. What’s a pumpkin pie’s favorite movie?
The Slice Is Right.
27. Why didn’t the gravy apply for the job?
It didn’t think it had the sauce.
28. Why did the chef lock up the gravy?
It was caught stirring up trouble.
29. What do you call a gravy boat on the run?
A saucer-fuge.
30. Why did the cranberry sauce get promoted?
It was always jellin’ under pressure.
Football Fun on Thanksgiving
31. Why didn’t the turkey play football on Thanksgiving?
It was afraid of getting tackled.
32. What’s the favorite Thanksgiving game for football players?
Touch-turkey.
33. Why don’t turkeys play professional football?
They always foul!
34. What’s the turkey’s least favorite football play?
A fumble!
35. How do you win a football game on Thanksgiving?
By stuffing the competition!
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite position on the football team?
Left-over tackle.
37. Why did the football fan invite gravy to the game?
Because it’s good at covering ground.
38. What do turkeys like to wear on Thanksgiving?
Their football jerseys!
39. Why are football teams like turkeys?
They both get roasted on Thanksgiving!
40. What do you call a turkey who loves football?
A real game-bird.
Pilgrim Puns
41. Why did the pilgrims have their dinner so early?
Because they wanted to be the early birds.
42. What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving?
Plymouth Rock.
43. Why were the pilgrims bad at telling jokes?
Because they couldn’t land a punchline.
44. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite kind of flower?
May-flower.
45. Why didn’t the pilgrims eat much dessert?
They didn’t want to go overboard.
46. How did the pilgrims show their gratitude?
By sail-abrating Thanksgiving every year.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time for joy, gratitude, and sharing—whether it’s food, love, or laughter. These 46 Thanksgiving-themed jokes are the perfect way to bring a little humor to your social media feeds, adding light-hearted fun to the holiday. From turkey puns to football quips, there’s something for everyone to chuckle at during this festive season. So, go ahead and share these jokes with friends and family, and make their Thanksgiving celebrations even more memorable. After all, laughter is the best side dish of all!
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