Thanksgiving is a time for gathering, gratitude, and, of course, great food and drink. To add a splash of humor to your holiday celebration, we’ve compiled a list of 45 jokes centered around Thanksgiving drink pairings. These lighthearted jokes are sure to bring smiles to the table as you toast to family, friends, and delicious dishes.
1. Why did the cranberry juice break up with the vodka?
Because it found someone more refreshing!
2. What did the wine say to the turkey?
“Let’s wine down together this Thanksgiving!”
3. Why did the apple cider get invited to every Thanksgiving?
Because it knows how to spice things up!
4. How do you make a Thanksgiving drink more exciting?
Just add a little “whine”!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite cocktail?
A “poultry-tini”!
6. Why did the pumpkin spice latte refuse to dance?
It didn’t want to get mixed up!
7. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“You complete me—let’s make this a perfect pairing!”
8. Why was the wine bottle so happy?
Because it found its perfect Thanksgiving match!
9. What do you call a festive punch that makes everyone giggle?
“Laughing cider”!
10. Why do Thanksgiving drinks always win arguments?
Because they can always “wine” down the debate!
11. What did the sweet potato say to the champagne?
“You really elevate my flavor!”
12. Why was the gin always invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it knows how to mix with everyone!
13. How does a thankful cocktail say cheers?
“Here’s to us—let’s toast to the good times!”
14. What do you call a well-dressed glass of wine?
A “fine vine”!
15. Why did the beer bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving?
It wanted to be a “packaged” deal!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite beer?
A “pale ale”!
17. How do you serve Thanksgiving punch?
In a “punch” bowl, of course!
18. Why did the soda refuse to share its recipe?
It wanted to keep it “fizzy” a secret!
19. What do you call a drink that tells jokes?
A “punchline”!
20. Why was the tea feeling left out on Thanksgiving?
Because everyone was busy with the “brew”!
21. What did the fruit punch say at the Thanksgiving toast?
“Let’s make this a fruitful celebration!”
22. Why did the whiskey break up with the soda?
It wanted something more “neat”!
23. How does a bottle of wine propose at Thanksgiving?
“Will you be my vintage partner?”
24. What’s a Thanksgiving drink’s favorite game?
“Cheers” and ladders!
25. Why did the sangria join the Thanksgiving party?
It heard there would be plenty of “fruitful” conversations!
See Also: 45 Thanksgiving Travel Stories Jokes to Celebrate the Holiday
26. How do cocktails greet each other at Thanksgiving?
“Olive you, let’s mix it up!”
27. What did the coffee say to the pumpkin pie?
“You’re my perfect slice of life!”
28. Why was the eggnog always invited to holiday parties?
Because it brings the “cream” of the crop!
29. What’s a beer’s favorite Thanksgiving movie?
“Pour it Forward!”
30. Why did the smoothie break up with the salad?
It wanted something more blended!
31. How does a drink express gratitude?
“Thanks for being my bubbly companion!”
32. What do you call a sparkling wine that loves Thanksgiving?
A “celebration in a glass”!
33. Why did the rum get along with the eggnog?
They shared a “spirited” connection!
34. What did the water say to the juice?
“Let’s mix it up for Thanksgiving!”
35. Why did the cocktail go to therapy?
It had too many mixed feelings!
36. What’s a cocktail’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Stuffed olives”!
37. Why was the vodka always calm during Thanksgiving?
Because it knows how to chill!
38. What do you call a clever drink at Thanksgiving?
A “smart-tini”!
39. How do drinks celebrate Thanksgiving?
By popping the cork and raising a toast!
40. Why did the smoothie and the milkshake become friends?
Because they both knew how to “blend” in!
41. What did the cider say to the apple pie?
“We make the perfect pair!”
42. Why did the margarita bring a sweater to Thanksgiving?
It heard it might get chilly!
43. What’s a glass of wine’s favorite song?
“Pour Some Sugar on Me!”
44. Why was the coffee feeling festive?
Because it was ready to “perk” up the party!
45. How do cocktails show appreciation?
With a hearty “cheers”!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is not just about the food; it’s also about the drinks that accompany the feast. These jokes add a fun twist to your holiday celebrations, bringing laughter to the table as you enjoy your favorite beverages. Whether you prefer wine, cocktails, or something non-alcoholic, there’s a perfect pairing for everyone. So raise your glass and enjoy the humor and warmth of Thanksgiving with friends and family!
Related Topics
44 Thanksgiving Jokes to Start New Traditions