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45 Jokes to Share with In-Laws This Thanksgiving

by Hazel

Thanksgiving is a time of gratitude, reflection, and feasting. While the main focus of the holiday is often the delicious food and the company of family, the dynamics of in-law relationships can add an interesting twist to the celebrations. Whether you’re meeting your partner’s family for the first time or are a seasoned veteran of family gatherings, a good laugh can ease the tension and bring everyone together. Here, we present a collection of 45 jokes perfect for breaking the ice and to share with in-laws this Thanksgiving .

1. The Cooking Competition

Why did the turkey join the band?

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Because it had the drumsticks!

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2. Dinner Time Troubles

Why did the in-law bring a ladder to dinner?

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Because they heard the turkey was on another level!

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3. Family Traditions

Why did the mother-in-law sit on the turkey?

Because she wanted to get a little stuffed!

4. Gravy Antics

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

5. Holiday Relaxation

What did the in-laws say at Thanksgiving dinner?

“Let’s keep it civil, or else we’ll be carving each other up!”

6. Food Comparisons

What do you call a sad turkey?

A “gobble” downer.

7. Generational Gaps

Why did the grandmother bring a roll of duct tape to dinner?

In case things got a little sticky!

8. Confusing Conversations

Why don’t turkeys ever get into arguments?

Because they always wing it!

9. Dessert Dilemmas

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Anything that’s a little bit “pie”-rated!

10. Dish Wars

Why did the in-laws start a food fight?

Because they wanted to see who could serve up the best leftovers!

11. Family Gatherings

What did the in-law say when they heard the turkey was missing?

“Well, that’s just poultry in motion!”

12. The Big Reveal

Why did the in-law bring a GPS to dinner?

To navigate their way through all the family drama!

13. Thanksgiving Spirit

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t chicken!

14. Unwanted Advice

What did the mother-in-law say to the daughter-in-law during dinner?

“Don’t worry, dear, I’ve raised a son—how hard can this be?”

15. Sibling Rivalry

What’s a turkey’s favorite game?

Hide and “peak”!

16. Sibling Rivalry

Why did the in-law insist on being the turkey carver?

They wanted to show they were the “sharpest” one at the table!

17. Holiday Confusion

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an evil spirit?

A poultrygeist!

18. Cooking Woes

Why did the in-law refuse to cook the turkey?

They couldn’t find the “gobble” in the recipe!

19. Leftover Humor

Why was the turkey so good at poker?

Because it was always “in the chips”!

20. Awkward Conversations

Why don’t in-laws tell secrets at Thanksgiving?

Because the potatoes have ears!

21. Recipe Mix-Ups

Why was the turkey confused at dinner?

Because it was surrounded by “stuffed” people!

22. Holiday Favors

What did the in-law say when asked to bring dessert?

“I thought you wanted my famous pecan pie! Not just any pecan pie!”

23. Thanksgiving Gratitude

What did the turkey say to the farmer?

“Thanks for not eating me—this year!”

24. Pre-Thanksgiving Stress

Why did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?

It was tired of just being “gobbled” up all the time!

25. Miscommunication

What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?

A funny “gobble”-er!

26. Kitchen Disasters

Why did the in-law put their money in the blender?

They wanted to make some liquid assets for Thanksgiving!

27. Table Settings

What did the knife say to the turkey?

“You’re about to be the life of the party!”

28. Dietary Choices

Why did the vegetarian in-law visit for Thanksgiving?

To remind everyone what the turkey’s “friends” look like!

29. Table Manners

Why did the in-law complain about their seat at dinner?

Because they were always “left out” of the conversation!

30. Family History

What did the in-law say about family heirlooms?

“They’re just old junk—until you put them on eBay!”

31. Dinner Shenanigans

Why did the turkey go to the gym before Thanksgiving?

To get “pumped” for the big feast!

32. Cooking Tips

What did the in-law say to the person struggling with the turkey?

“Just wing it!”

33. Festive Decorations

Why did the Thanksgiving decorations get kicked out?

Because they were too “gobble”-some for the occasion!

34. Holiday Sports

What sport do turkeys play on Thanksgiving?

Fowl ball!

35. Family Relationships

Why don’t in-laws ever get lost on Thanksgiving?

Because they always follow the “bread” crumbs!

36. Baking Skills

What did the mother-in-law say when she burnt the pie?

“Well, that’s what you get for over-baking the family drama!”

37. Thanksgiving Wishes

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?

Anything with a good “beat”!

38. Helping Hands

What did the mother-in-law say about the Thanksgiving feast?

“It’s gobble-icious!”

39. Family Traditions

What did the turkey say to the cranberry sauce?

“You complete me!”

40. Feast Planning

Why did the in-law bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving?

They wanted to pack up leftovers!

41. Culinary Creativity

What did the turkey say when it found out it was the main dish?

“Guess I’ll just have to be grateful!”

42. Cooking Challenges

Why did the mother-in-law complain about the stuffing?

It didn’t have enough “oomph”!

43. Fowl Play

What do you call a turkey who is always late?

A “turkey-tardy”!

44. Last-Minute Decisions

What did the in-law say to the cook before Thanksgiving dinner?

“Are you sure you don’t want to wing it?”

45. Food and Family

What do you call it when you combine Thanksgiving and Halloween?

Thanks-grievin’!

Conclusion

Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to share laughter and joy with family and friends, including those in-laws that can sometimes make the day more eventful than expected. With these jokes in hand, you’re well-equipped to tackle any awkward silences or tense moments at the dinner table. Remember, humor can bridge gaps and make lasting memories, so don’t hesitate to share a laugh this Thanksgiving!

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