Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and food, but it’s also a great time to add some fun and laughter to the festivities. One of the easiest ways to infuse humor into the holiday is through Thanksgiving decor. From witty signs to quirky table settings, Thanksgiving decor jokes are the perfect way to liven up the celebration. Whether you’re hosting a big dinner or just enjoying a small gathering, these 45 Thanksgiving decor jokes will surely add a delightful touch to your home.
1. Why did the pilgrim bring a turkey to dinner?
Because he was stuffing himself!
2. What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the hunter?
“Quack, quack!”
3. Why did the cornfield make such good friends?
Because it was so ear-resistible!
4. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving?
A turkey!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Pe-can pie!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What’s the best way to make a Thanksgiving pie feel special?
Give it a little “whisk” of love!
8. Why don’t Thanksgiving turkeys ever tell secrets?
Because they’re always being grilled!
9. What do you call a turkey that loves music?
A drumstick!
10. What do you call a group of musical turkeys?
A turkey trot band!
11. Why did the pumpkin turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
12. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you tomorrow!
13. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a percussionist!
14. What do you call an adventurous turkey?
A bold bird!
15. Why did the cranberry turn purple?
It had a grape escape!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise?
Pilgrim-ups!
17. What do you call a pumpkin that’s turned into a car?
A pumpkin-chariot!
18. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“You complete me!”
19. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
Winging it!
20. Why do turkeys never take naps?
They don’t want to be roasted in their sleep!
21. What did the pumpkin say at the Thanksgiving party?
“Let’s squash it!”
22. Why do we never invite skeletons to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they have no stomach for it!
23. What does a turkey say when it hears a joke?
“Gobble-gobble, that was funny!”
24. Why do pilgrims make terrible basketball players?
Because they always dribble the turkey!
25. What do you call a turkey with a good sense of humor?
A comedian!
26. Why did the turkey bring a pencil to dinner?
To draw attention!
27. What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that’s always on time?
A punctual bird!
28. How did the Thanksgiving turkey do at school?
He was pretty good at “fowl” play!
29. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey get a promotion?
Because he was well-fed with talent!
30. What do you call a turkey who loves doing math?
A number cruncher!
31. How do you know if a turkey is feeling cheerful?
It’s gobbling with joy!
32. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a guitar?
A turkey that can strum up some tunes!
33. What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner?
“That was a squash-ing success!”
34. Why do Thanksgiving decorations always have good ideas?
Because they’re full of stuffing!
35. What did the corn stalk say to the pumpkin?
“Let’s kernel some fun together!”
36. Why did the turkey go to therapy?
It was tired of being stuffed!
37. What did the corn say to the mashed potatoes?
“You buttered believe it!”
38. Why did the pilgrims refuse to take the turkey on the boat?
They were afraid it would rock the boat!
39. What did the pilgrim’s hat say to the turkey?
“You’ve got me in a real jam!”
40. Why was the pumpkin so good at storytelling?
It had plenty of “gourd” details!
41. What’s a Thanksgiving dinner’s favorite dance?
The mashed potato shuffle!
42. Why don’t we ever see turkeys in the gym?
Because they’re already great at cardio… they’re fast food!
43. What’s the best way to decorate a Thanksgiving table?
With a little “plenty” of humor!
44. Why did the pumpkin break up with the apple?
It found someone more “spiced” up!
45. What did the turkey say when it saw the pie?
“I’m stuffed… but that looks delicious!”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time to gather, give thanks, and, of course, enjoy some good laughs. With these 45 Thanksgiving decor jokes, you can spice up your home and make your guests smile. Whether you place them on signs around the dinner table or use them in your Thanksgiving cards, these jokes will surely bring joy to your celebration. Embrace the humor, share the laughter, and enjoy a fun-filled Thanksgiving with loved ones!
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