Thanksgiving has taken on a whole new look in the age of virtual gatherings, and Zoom has become the go-to platform for many of us to connect with family and friends during this special holiday. And what better way to add some extra fun to those Zoom Thanksgiving get-togethers than with a collection of 45 hilarious Zoom turkey-themed jokes? Whether you’re sharing a virtual meal, chatting from across the miles, or just looking to lighten the mood as you give thanks, these jokes are bound to bring a smile to everyone’s face and fill your online celebration with lots of laughter. So, let’s log in and get ready for a turkey-tastic time on Zoom!
1. Why did the turkey join the Zoom meeting? Because it heard there were going to be lots of people talking about how delicious it could be!
2. What do you call a turkey on Zoom who keeps freezing? A cold cut!
3. Why was the turkey always the first one to unmute on Zoom? Because it wanted to gobble up all the attention!
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite Zoom background? A beautiful autumn forest with lots of other turkeys running around!
5. How do you know the turkey is having a good time on Zoom? It starts doing the “gobble-shuffle” dance in front of its webcam!
6. Why did the turkey put on a tie for the Zoom Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wanted to look fancy even though it knew it might end up on the plate!
7. What did one turkey say to the other on Zoom? “I hope they don’t put us on mute during the main course!”
8. Why did the turkey bring a map to the Zoom meeting? In case it needed to find the quickest way to escape the virtual dinner table!
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite Zoom game? Hide and seek with the carving knife (even though it can’t really hide that well)!
10. Why did the turkey turn off its camera on Zoom? Because it didn’t want anyone to see it blushing when they started talking about the stuffing!
11. What do you call a group of turkeys having a Zoom party? A gobble gang!
12. Why was the turkey so nervous about the Zoom Thanksgiving? Because it wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be the guest of honor or the main dish!
13. What’s the best thing to say to a turkey on Zoom? “You look great today… for now!”
14. Why did the turkey go to the art gallery on Zoom? To see if there were any paintings of turkeys that actually survived Thanksgiving!
15. What did the turkey’s screen say to it? “Don’t worry, you’re still looking sharp… until dinner time!”
16. Why was the turkey so excited when it found the Zoom “raise hand” button? Because it thought it could finally ask for some cranberry sauce!
17. What’s a turkey in space on Zoom called? A cosmic gobbler floating around aimlessly while everyone else is having Thanksgiving on Earth!
18. Why did the turkey throw its hat in the air on Zoom? It was celebrating that it had made it through another virtual pre-dinner chat without being mentioned as the meal!
19. What do you call a turkey that’s really good at using Zoom? A tech-savvy gobbler!
20. Why did the turkey take up yoga during the Zoom Thanksgiving? To improve its flexibility for when it might need to dodge the carving utensils!
21. What’s a turkey without a webcam on Zoom? Just a mystery gobbler that no one can see!
22. Why did the turkey get a ladder for its Zoom setup? To make sure it had the best angle for when everyone was looking at it during the virtual dinner!
23. What did the Zoom chat say to the turkey? “You’re the talk of the town… or at least of this virtual gathering!”
24. Why did the turkey bridesmaid bring a tiny turkey figurine to the Zoom wedding? Because she wanted to add a touch of Thanksgiving charm to the occasion!
25. What’s a winter turkey’s favorite Zoom sport? Ice skating away from the virtual carving station!
26. Why did the turkeys keep looking at their watches on Zoom? They were waiting for the moment when they could either be excused or served!
27. What do you call a turkey with a magician on Zoom? An abra-ca-gobbler event!
28. Why did the turkey’s shoes have a GPS on Zoom? So it could find its way back to its virtual seat after a quick break from the screen!
29. What’s a turkey in the forest on Zoom called? A nature-loving gobbler showing off its natural habitat to everyone on the call!
30. Why did the turkey practice its speech in the bathroom on Zoom? Because the acoustics made its gobble sound louder and clearer, like a professional announcer!
31. What did the turkey’s jacket say to the wind on Zoom? “Blow all you want, but I’ll keep my owner warm while we’re on this virtual Thanksgiving adventure!”
32. Why did the turkey photographer bring a ladder on Zoom? To get the best angle of the virtual Thanksgiving spread and all the other turkeys on the call!
33. What’s a turkey on a boat on Zoom called? A seafaring gobbler dreaming of sailing away from the virtual dinner table!
34. Why did the turkey wear green on Zoom? To blend in with the virtual Thanksgiving decorations and maybe avoid being noticed as the main course!
35. What do you call a turkey with a lot of feathers on Zoom? A fluffy gobbler that’s hoping its appearance will save it from the plate!
36. Why did the turkey think its pocket was empty on Zoom? Because it didn’t have pockets, but if it did, it would probably have stashed some cranberries in there!
37. What did the turkey ring bearer say to the rings on Zoom? “I’ll get you to the happy couple safely, just like I hope to stay safe from the carving knife this Thanksgiving!”
38. Why did the turkey put on a top hat on Zoom? Because it thought it made it look more sophisticated while everyone was discussing the holiday menu!
39. What’s a turkey in a vineyard on Zoom called? A grape-loving gobbler hoping to find some leftover grapes from the wine-making process!
40. Why did the turkey and its friend have a photo booth on Zoom? So they could capture all the fun moments and the goofy faces they made during the virtual Thanksgiving celebration!
41. What’s a turkey’s favorite kind of math on Zoom? “Gobble-ometry”, for counting how many slices of pie it might get after surviving the dinner!
42. Why did the turkey go to the library on Zoom? To find books on Zoom etiquette and how to avoid becoming the center of attention as the meal!
43. What did the rain say to the turkey outside on Zoom? “Don’t worry, I won’t make your feathers too soggy before your big virtual appearance!”
44. Why did the turkey start a band on Zoom? Because it wanted to play some catchy tunes and make everyone forget about eating it for a while!
45. What do you call a turkey that’s always late to the Zoom Thanksgiving? A tardy gobbler that might just miss its own fate!
Conclusion
These 45 Zoom turkey Thanksgiving jokes are sure to add a whole lot of laughter and fun to your virtual Thanksgiving celebrations. Even though we might not be gathered around the same table in person, these jokes can help bring us closer together and create those memorable, lighthearted moments that make Thanksgiving so special. Share them with your family and friends on Zoom, and let the holiday spirit shine through with lots of smiles and giggles. Here’s to a very happy and humorous virtual Thanksgiving filled with all the warmth and cheer that this wonderful holiday brings!
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