Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and food—a chance to reflect on the blessings of the year, indulge in delicious meals, and enjoy the company of loved ones. However, even in the most festive of gatherings, there’s always room for a good laugh. Humour is one of the best ways to lighten the mood and keep things fun without the drama. The following collection of 45 Thanksgiving jokes is designed to keep everyone smiling, from the youngest to the oldest guest at the table. Whether you’re looking for a clever punchline to share with the kids or a witty one-liner to entertain the adults, these jokes are sure to keep your Thanksgiving celebration full of laughter.
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
3. Why do turkeys never tell secrets?
Because they’d be caught talking behind each other’s backs!
4. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
5. Why did the scarecrow get promoted on Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie?
With a pumpkin patch!
7. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumsticks!
8. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use foul language!
9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
10. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
11. How do you know if a turkey is a good listener?
It’s always all ears!
12. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
13. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
14. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
I’m falling for you!
15. Why don’t you ever invite a turkey to a party?
Because they’re always gobbling everything up!
16. What did the pumpkin say to the turkey?
“Quit squashin’ my dreams!”
17. What did one turkey say to the other?
“Quit being so stuffed with yourself!”
18. Why did the turkey refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get into a fowl mood!
19. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving?
A turkey plushie!
20. Why did the pilgrims not trust the corn?
Because it was a little shady!
21. How does a turkey drink coffee?
With lots of poultry cream!
22. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise?
Gobble til you wobble!
23. What did the turkey say after being asked to join a band?
“Sorry, I’m a little too drained.”
24. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
A byte of stuffing!
25. Why do turkeys make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are too corny.
26. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
With dressing!
27. How can you tell if a turkey’s been playing cards?
There’s always a little stuffing in its pocket!
28. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving?
Because it was ready to feather its nest for the holidays!
29. What happens if you eat too much on Thanksgiving?
You get a turkey belly!
30. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so serious?
Because it couldn’t meat expectations!
31. What do you call a turkey on the internet?
A webbed foot!
32. Why don’t turkeys ever use a GPS?
Because they always wing it!
33. What did the turkey say when it was offered a job?
“I’m looking for something stuffed with opportunity!”
34. What do you call a stuffed turkey at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A full course!
35. Why did the pilgrims come to America?
To find a good place for Thanksgiving!
36. What do you get if you cross a turkey with an owl?
A bird that hoots in the morning and gobbles at night!
37. What’s a turkey’s favorite social media?
Fowlbook!
38. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the stuffing side!
39. What did the turkey say to the chef?
“You may be good with poultry, but I’m a real star!”
40. What do you call a turkey who loves math?
A geometry!
41. How do turkeys keep their feathers in top shape?
They get regular plucking appointments!
42. What does a turkey say to a corn stalk?
“I’m so stuffed, I couldn’t even roll my eyes!”
43. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
A byte of stuffing!
44. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
The Gobblefather!
45. Why did the turkey go to therapy?
To work through some poultry issues!
Conclusion
A Thanksgiving meal is about much more than just food—it’s about shared memories, laughter, and togetherness. With these 45 Thanksgiving without drama jokes, you’ll keep the table filled with smiles and giggles, ensuring that the day is filled with fun, not drama. Whether you’re making light of the holiday’s classic traditions or just sharing a good-natured laugh, these jokes will help maintain the cheerful spirit of Thanksgiving. So gather around the table, pass the potatoes, and let the laughter begin! Happy Thanksgiving!
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