Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun, but it can also be the perfect opportunity to share a laugh. While traditional Thanksgiving humor might revolve around grand feasts and heartfelt moments, sometimes it’s fun to throw in a bit of light-hearted, down-home humor. Enter redneck Thanksgiving jokes: the kind of humor that celebrates country life with a twist of wit and sarcasm. Whether you’re from the heartland or just love a good laugh, these jokes are sure to bring joy to your holiday gathering.
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What’s a redneck’s idea of a balanced Thanksgiving meal?
One turkey leg in each hand.
3. Why don’t rednecks ever write Thanksgiving cards?
Because the only thing they know how to send is leftovers.
4. How does a redneck celebrate Thanksgiving?
By making sure everyone knows they can cook their turkey with one hand while holding a beer with the other.
5. What do rednecks use for Thanksgiving napkins?
Their sleeves.
6. What’s a redneck’s favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
Pumpkin pie with extra whipped cream… from a can.
7. Why don’t rednecks play hide and seek at Thanksgiving?
Because good luck hiding a 300-pound turkey in a double-wide.
8. What did the redneck say when asked for a Thanksgiving recipe?
“Just throw everything in the crockpot and pray!”
9. Why did the redneck put a turkey in the microwave?
He wanted to “zap” the bird into submission.
10. What’s the best way to cook a turkey according to a redneck?
Deep fry it in peanut oil and pray it doesn’t explode.
11. Why did the redneck bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner?
To help the turkey get down from the tree.
12. What did the redneck bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Beer, chips, and a bowl of something that resembled casserole but no one was sure.
13. How do you know if a redneck has been to your Thanksgiving dinner?
There are mashed potatoes in places they shouldn’t be.
14. Why was the redneck’s Thanksgiving dinner always over in five minutes?
Because the whole meal fit on a paper plate.
15. Why did the redneck’s turkey refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get “stuffed.”
16. What’s a redneck’s favorite thing to do after Thanksgiving dinner?
Take a nap on the couch… with a belt unbuckled.
17. What’s the best way to serve Thanksgiving turkey, according to a redneck?
With gravy poured all over it… and a side of mashed potatoes the size of your head.
18. How do you know it’s Thanksgiving in a redneck home?
The turkey’s been injected with more butter than the couch cushions.
19. Why did the redneck dress the turkey like a cowboy?
Because he wanted to “wrangle” in the best bird at dinner.
20. What does a redneck call a Thanksgiving leftover sandwich?
A “turkey and gravy on white bread, hold the utensils.”
21. What do you get when you cross a redneck with Thanksgiving?
A turkey so fried, it’s practically a snack.
22. Why don’t rednecks have cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving?
Because they’ve already got enough red stuff on their shirts.
23. What do rednecks put in their mashed potatoes?
Gravy, bacon bits, and more gravy.
24. How do you entertain a redneck at Thanksgiving?
Give them a shotgun and let them aim at the turkey.
25. What did the redneck say after Thanksgiving dinner?
“I think I need a nap and a new belt!”
26. Why did the redneck refuse to carve the turkey?
Because he didn’t want to “butter” it up any more.
27. What’s the secret to a redneck’s perfect stuffing?
Anything that’s already in the fridge.
28. Why do rednecks love Thanksgiving leftovers?
Because they can eat turkey and mashed potatoes until they fall asleep.
29. What do rednecks use for Thanksgiving tablecloths?
Flannel shirts.
30. Why did the redneck cook the turkey in a wood stove?
Because that’s how his grandma did it… in 1923.
31. What’s a redneck’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Hunting for deer before dinner.
32. Why did the redneck invite the dog to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because the dog can be trusted to “handle the bones.”
33. What’s a redneck’s least favorite part of Thanksgiving?
The moment the family starts talking about politics.
34. How do rednecks prepare for Black Friday shopping?
By making sure they’ve got leftovers for lunch.
35. Why was the redneck so proud of his Thanksgiving turkey?
Because he deep-fried it in moonshine.
36. How do rednecks decorate for Thanksgiving?
With turkey-shaped lampshades and a banner that reads “Gobble ’til you wobble.”
37. What does a redneck do with the turkey neck?
Uses it as a back scratcher.
38. What did the redneck say when he dropped his pumpkin pie?
“Well, looks like it’s a crumble now.”
39. Why don’t rednecks need a turkey baster?
Because they can do the job with a straw.
40. How does a redneck do Thanksgiving?
By filling his truck bed with so much food, there’s barely room to drive.
41. What’s a redneck’s dream Thanksgiving?
One where they don’t have to be the one who cooks everything.
42. Why did the redneck wear a cowboy hat to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it’s the only hat that could hold all the gravy.
43. What do rednecks call mashed potatoes and gravy?
A “fancy casserole.”
44. What’s the redneck version of a Thanksgiving toast?
“Here’s to full bellies and even fuller wallets!”
45. Why did the redneck refuse to go to the Thanksgiving parade?
He didn’t think they’d have enough tractors.
46. What do you call a redneck Thanksgiving feast?
A “plate piled high and a good time guaranteed.”
47. Why don’t rednecks ever get Thanksgiving leftovers?
Because they finish everything during the first round.
48. What do rednecks do after Thanksgiving dinner?
Sit back, relax, and wonder if they can squeeze in one more piece of pie.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a holiday filled with laughter, family, and food, and nothing adds to the fun quite like a redneck joke. Whether you’re cracking jokes around the dinner table or sharing them with friends, these redneck Thanksgiving jokes will surely keep everyone in good spirits. Remember, it’s all in good fun, so gobble up the laughs, enjoy the feast, and have a wonderful holiday!
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