Christmas is a time when we embrace all kinds of merriment, and corny jokes are an essential part of that festive cheer. These 45 corny Christmas riddle jokes are like the fruitcake of humor – a little bit nutty, overly sweet, and not for everyone, but for those who love a good cheesy laugh, they are pure gold. They’ll make you roll your eyes, groan, and then burst out laughing all at the same time. So, get ready to unwrap a bundle of corny Christmas fun that will have you in stitches this holiday season.
1. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
2. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? Because it was always dropping its needles.
3. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
4. How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
5. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.
6. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses? Because he didn’t want to be recognized as Rudolph.
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
8. Why was the Christmas stocking so nervous? Because it was full of anticipation.
9. What’s Santa’s favorite snack? Jingle bells (they’re jellied, of course).
10. How do you know if Santa’s been to your house? There’s presents under the tree and a half-eaten cookie.
11. What do you call a group of Christmas carolers in a submarine? A choir beneath the waves.
12. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy.
13. What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of music? Cool jazz.
14. How does Rudolph know when it’s Christmas? His nose starts to glow extra bright.
15. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a dog? A bough-wow.
16. Why was the angel on top of the Christmas tree so proud? Because it was at the highest point of the holiday.
17. What’s a reindeer’s favorite game? Deer-opoly.
18. How do you make a Christmas card? You start with a lot of holiday wishes and some glitter.
19. What do you call a Christmas present that’s too big? A jumbo-gift.
20. Why did the Christmas turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
21. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite movie? “The Nutcracker.”
22. How do you know if a Christmas joke is bad? When it makes you groan instead of laugh.
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite and a lot of scared fish.
24. Why was the Christmas stocking always hungry? Because it was never full enough of treats.
25. What’s Santa’s favorite color? Red, just like his suit.
26. How do you make a Christmas wreath? You wrap some greenery around a circle and add a bow.
27. What do you call a Christmas elf who’s always late? A tardy-elf.
28. Why did the Christmas bell go to school? To learn how to ring in the season.
29. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice-cold cocoa.
30. How do you know if a Christmas ornament is sad? It’s hanging its head low.
31. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a computer? A tinsel-ated laptop.
32. Why was the Christmas pudding so jolly? Because it was full of good cheer (and lots of fruit).
33. What’s a reindeer’s favorite sport? Reindeer games.
34. How do you make a Christmas candle? You pour some wax and add a holiday scent.
35. What do you call a Christmas cookie that’s a spy? A cookie agent.
36. Why did the Christmas light bulb go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit dim.
37. What’s a snowflake’s favorite book? “The Adventures of a Winter Wonder.”
38. How do you know if Santa’s reindeer are tired? They start to drag their hooves.
39. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a magician? A disappearing pine.
40. Why was the Christmas card so excited? Because it was about to be sent on a journey.
41. What’s a reindeer’s favorite song? “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”
42. How do you make a Christmas stocking dance? You put a little jingle in it.
43. What do you call a Christmas present that’s always lost? A misfit-gift.
44. Why was the Christmas angel so sleepy? Because it had been watching over the world all night.
45. What’s a snowman’s favorite holiday? Christmas, of course, because it’s when he gets to shine.
Conclusion
These 45 corny Christmas riddle jokes have hopefully brought a smile to your face and added a touch of lightheartedness to your Christmas season. They may be a bit on the cheesy side, but that’s what makes them so endearing. Share them with your loved ones during those cozy Christmas evenings or at the holiday party. Let the groans and the laughter fill the air as you celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with these delightfully corny jokes. Here’s to a very merry and joke-filled Christmas!
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