Little Johnny always seems to find himself in the most comical situations, and when turkeys are involved, the hilarity reaches a whole new level. These 45 Little Johnny turkey jokes will have you laughing out loud as you follow Johnny’s adventures and misadventures with these feathered friends. From the barnyard to the dinner table, Little Johnny’s encounters with turkeys are sure to tickle your funny bone and add a touch of whimsy to your day.
1. Little Johnny asked his mom, “Why does the turkey have such a big wattle?” Mom replied, “It’s like a fashion statement for turkeys, Johnny.” Johnny said, “Well, it looks like a really ugly tie!”
2. Little Johnny was at the farm and saw a turkey strutting around. He said, “That turkey walks like it owns the place. I bet it thinks it’s the king of the barnyard!”
3. The teacher asked Little Johnny, “What sound does a turkey make?” Little Johnny replied, “Gobble, gobble, but if it’s a scared turkey, it probably makes a ‘run away’ sound!”
4. Little Johnny told his dad, “I saw a turkey trying to fly. It looked like a feathered helicopter that couldn’t quite get off the ground!”
5. At Thanksgiving, Little Johnny looked at the turkey on the table and said, “That turkey must have been really brave to volunteer to be our dinner!”
6. Little Johnny was helping his grandpa in the yard when a turkey wandered in. He said, “Grandpa, that turkey is staring at me. I think it wants to play tag, but I don’t want to be ‘it’!”
7. Little Johnny’s friend asked him, “What do you call a turkey that can do math?” Little Johnny answered, “A smarty-gobbler!”
8. Little Johnny was watching a turkey peck at the ground. He said, “That turkey is like a little food detective, looking for the tastiest bugs!”
9. Little Johnny’s sister said, “The turkey’s feathers are so pretty.” Little Johnny replied, “Yeah, but they must be a pain to clean. I bet the turkey wishes it could just take them off like a coat!”
10. Little Johnny was at the petting zoo and a turkey came up to him. He said, “Hey, turkey, do you have a name? Or should I just call you Dinner?”
11. Little Johnny asked his mom, “Why do turkeys have those red things on their heads?” Mom said, “It’s called a snood, Johnny.” Little Johnny laughed and said, “It looks like a long, floppy nose!”
12. Little Johnny was in the field and saw a group of turkeys. He said, “Look at that turkey gang. I wonder if they have a leader, like a gobble-boss!”
13. Little Johnny’s dad told him about how turkeys roost in trees at night. Little Johnny said, “I bet they have to be careful not to fall asleep and roll off like a feathered bowling ball!”
14. Little Johnny was at the fair and saw a turkey show. He said, “Those turkeys are like little actors, showing off for all the people!”
15. Little Johnny asked his teacher, “Can a turkey swim?” The teacher said, “Not very well, Johnny.” Little Johnny grinned and said, “So it’s not a good idea to have a turkey in the pool then!”
16. Little Johnny was in the barn and a turkey chased him. He yelled, “Help! This turkey thinks I’m a big, walking corn cob!”
17. Little Johnny’s friend said, “I heard turkeys can run fast.” Little Johnny said, “Yeah, but they probably run faster when they see the Thanksgiving oven!”
18. Little Johnny was looking at a picture of a turkey. He said, “That turkey’s tail feathers look like a big, colorful fan. I wish I could use it to cool off!”
19. Little Johnny’s mom was cooking a turkey. He said, “Mom, is the turkey going to be sad that it’s getting cooked?” Mom said, “It doesn’t have feelings like that, Johnny.” Little Johnny said, “Well, it still seems a bit
mean.”
20. Little Johnny was in the woods and saw a wild turkey. He said, “That turkey is like a wild explorer, looking for acorns and bugs in the forest!”
21. Little Johnny asked his grandpa, “Do turkeys have teeth?” Grandpa said, “No, Johnny, they use their beaks to eat.” Little Johnny said, “So they’re like beak-only eating machines!”
22. Little Johnny was at the turkey farm and saw a baby turkey. He said, “Aww, that little turkey is so cute. It’s like a fuzzy, feathered ball of cuteness!”
23. Little Johnny’s sister asked him, “What’s a turkey’s favorite game?” Little Johnny thought for a moment and said, “Hide and gobble, I bet!”
24. Little Johnny was watching a turkey drink water. He said, “That turkey drinks like it’s really thirsty. I wonder if it ever gets a water bellyache!”
25. Little Johnny asked his dad, “How do turkeys sleep?” Dad said, “They usually tuck their heads under their wings.” Little Johnny said, “That looks so uncomfortable. I’d rather have a pillow!”
26. Little Johnny was in the yard and a turkey pooped. He said, “Eww, that turkey just left a little present. I hope it doesn’t think the yard is its personal toilet!”
27. Little Johnny’s friend said, “I want to ride a turkey like a horse.” Little Johnny laughed and said, “Good luck with that. I think the turkey would rather you didn’t!”
28. Little Johnny was looking at a turkey’s feet. He said, “Those feet look like they’re made for walking on all kinds of terrain. I bet the turkey could win a walking race!”
29. Little Johnny’s mom said, “The turkey we’re having for dinner is a big one.” Little Johnny said, “Is it a turkey giant? Maybe it’s the king of all turkeys!”
30. Little Johnny was in the field and saw a turkey flying short distances. He said, “That turkey is like a little airplane that can only fly for a minute or two!”
31. Little Johnny asked his teacher, “What do you call a group of turkeys?” The teacher said, “A flock or a rafter.” Little Johnny said, “I like rafter. It sounds like they’re all floating on a cloud of feathers!”
32. Little Johnny was at the petting zoo again and a turkey pecked his finger. He said, “Ouch! That turkey has a sharp beak. It must be its secret weapon!”
33. Little Johnny’s sister said, “I think turkeys are funny looking.” Little Johnny said, “Yeah, but they’re also kind of cool. They’re like the clowns of the barnyard!”
34. Little Johnny was watching a turkey preen its feathers. He said, “That turkey is like a little fashionista, making sure its feathers look perfect!”
35. Little Johnny asked his grandpa, “Do turkeys talk to each other?” Grandpa said, “They make sounds to communicate, Johnny.” Little Johnny said, “I wonder if they gossip about the other animals in the barnyard!”
36. Little Johnny was in the barn and saw a turkey sitting on a nest. He said, “Is the turkey having turkey babies? I hope they’re cute like the little ones I saw!”
37. Little Johnny’s friend said, “I’m going to draw a turkey.” Little Johnny said, “Make sure you draw its big tail feathers and that funny wattle!”
38. Little Johnny was looking at a turkey’s eyes. He said, “Those eyes look so shiny. I bet the turkey can see really well, like a turkey superhero!”
39. Little Johnny’s mom was preparing the turkey for cooking. She said, “We need to season this turkey.” Little Johnny said, “Is it going to like the spices? Maybe it wants some ketchup instead!”
40. Little Johnny was in the woods and heard a turkey gobble. He said, “That turkey is announcing its presence. It’s like a turkey trumpet player!”
41. Little Johnny asked his dad, “Can a turkey jump high?” Dad said, “Not very high, Johnny.” Little Johnny said, “So it’s not going to win a jumping contest anytime soon!”
42. Little Johnny was at the turkey farm and saw the turkeys eating corn. He said, “Those turkeys love corn. It’s like their favorite candy!”
43. Little Johnny’s sister asked him, “What’s a turkey’s favorite song?” Little Johnny said, “Probably ‘Gobble, Gobble Rock and Roll’!”
44. Little Johnny was watching a turkey run around. He said, “That turkey is full of energy. It must have had a lot of turkey coffee this morning!”
45. Little Johnny was at the fair and saw a turkey in a pen. He said, “Poor turkey. It’s like a prisoner. I hope it gets to go free soon!”
Conclusion
These 45 Little Johnny turkey jokes have taken us on a delightful journey through the world of Little Johnny and his interactions with turkeys. They have shown us the innocent and often hilarious perspective that children have on these fascinating birds. Share these jokes with your family and friends, and let the laughter continue to spread. Whether it’s at the dinner table or during a casual gathering, these jokes are sure to bring a smile and a sense of fun. Here’s to many more moments of laughter with Little Johnny’s turkey tales.
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