Thanksgiving is a time when families gather around the table to share a meal and give thanks. However, for those with a rather irreverent sense of humor, there’s a whole other side to this holiday that can be explored through some decidedly rude jokes. These 43 jokes are not for the easily offended or those who prefer their Thanksgiving celebrations to be strictly genteel. They touch on the crass, the inappropriate, and the downright naughty aspects of the holiday, from the mishaps in the kitchen to the strange behavior of the turkey and the unspoken thoughts of the dinner guests. Brace yourself as we journey into a realm of Thanksgiving humor that’s a bit more rough around the edges.
1. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “You better have a big oven, because I’m not going down easy.”
2. Why was the cranberry sauce so angry? Because it was always getting mashed and pushed around on the plate.
3. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite body part? The turkey neck, because it reminds them of what they ate.
4. How does a turkey feel about being stuffed? It’s like being force-fed and then put on display.
5. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving turkey and a skateboard? A very wobbly and probably doomed ride.
6. Why did the pumpkin pie get in trouble? Because it was too full of itself and kept cracking.
7. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite swear word? “By the turkey’s feathers!”
8. How does a cornucopia feel about being the centerpiece? It’s a bit stressed, like it has to perform and look good all night.
9. What do you call a group of drunk pilgrims? A tipsy troop.
10. Why was the mashed potato so lumpy? Because it was having a bad hair day… or a bad potato day.
11. What’s a turkey’s idea of a good time? Escaping the kitchen and running wild in the yard.
12. How does a gravy boat feel about being passed around? It’s a bit dizzy and wishes people would be more careful.
13. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving table and a wrestling ring? A lot of food flying around and people fighting over the last slice of pie.
14. Why did the pilgrim’s hat fly off? Because he heard a bad Thanksgiving joke and couldn’t handle it.
15. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving song? “Over the River and Through the Woods” (because it makes them think about the long journey and they’re tired).
16. How does a Thanksgiving napkin feel about being used? It’s a bit disposable and wishes it could have a more glamorous role.
17. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a trampoline? A very bouncy and confused bird.
18. Why was the stuffing so salty? Because the cook had a heavy hand and was a bit stressed out.
19. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite dirty joke? “Why did the pilgrim cross the road? To get to the other side of the bordello.”
20. How does a Thanksgiving plate feel about being loaded up with food? It’s a bit overwhelmed and hopes it doesn’t break.
21. What do you get when you cross a pilgrim and a vampire? A creature that sucks the gravy instead of blood.
22. Why was the yams so orange? Because it was trying too hard to be the star of the show.
23. What’s a turkey’s least favorite Thanksgiving decoration? The one that looks like a turkey with a noose around its neck.
24. How does a Thanksgiving candle feel about being lit? It’s a bit nervous, like it’s about to sacrifice itself for the ambiance.
25. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner that goes horribly wrong? A food fight fest.
26. Why did the pilgrim’s shoe have a hole in it? Because he walked so much trying to find the perfect turkey and wore it out.
27. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite naughty game? Pin the tail on the turkey (while blindfolded and a bit tipsy).
28. How does a Thanksgiving tablecloth feel about getting stained? It’s a bit resigned, like it knew it was going to happen.
29. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a chainsaw? A very messy and unappetizing situation.
30. Why was the green bean casserole so green? Because it was jealous of the attention the turkey was getting.
31. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving chore? Cleaning up the turkey feathers after the meal.
32. How does a Thanksgiving centerpiece of flowers feel about being next to the food? It’s a bit out of place and wishes it could be in a vase in a nicer room.
33. What do you get when you cross a pilgrim and a werewolf? A creature that howls at the moon and then eats turkey.
34. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey have a bad attitude? Because it knew it was about to be the main course and didn’t like it.
35. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite inappropriate Thanksgiving memory? When someone accidentally farted during the prayer.
36. How does a Thanksgiving serving spoon feel about scooping up all that food? It’s a bit tired and wishes it could take a break.
37. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a bull? A very angry and dangerous combination (especially if the turkey is still alive).
38. Why was the pumpkin so round? Because it ate too much and couldn’t fit into a square shape.
39. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving guest? The one who eats all the pie and doesn’t leave any for others.
40. How does a Thanksgiving oven feel about being on all day? It’s a bit hot and bothered and wishes it could cool down.
41. What do you get when you cross a pilgrim and a zombie? A creature that shuffles around looking for more turkey legs.
42. Why was the pecan pie so nutty? Because it was made with a lot of crazy ingredients and a cook who was a bit off their rocker.
43. What’s a turkey’s last words? “I hope you choke on me.”
Conclusion
These 43 rude Thanksgiving jokes are not for everyone, but for those who can appreciate a more edgy and unfiltered form of humor, they offer a unique perspective on the Thanksgiving holiday. While they may make you cringe or laugh uncomfortably, they are meant to be taken in the spirit of lighthearted irreverence. Share these rude Thanksgiving jokes with like-minded friends or family members who can handle a bit of rudeness and enjoy a different kind of Thanksgiving chuckle. Just remember, they might not be suitable for the more traditional or sensitive Thanksgiving gatherings. Here’s to a Thanksgiving that’s a bit more wild and wacky than usual, even if it means straying from the norm of polite humor.
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