Santa Claus, with his jolly, rotund figure, is an iconic symbol of Christmas. And what better way to celebrate the holiday spirit than with a collection of hilarious jokes centered around our beloved, plump Santa? These 45 fat Santa jokes are designed to bring laughter and cheer to your Christmas gatherings, whether you’re sharing them with family around the fireplace, at a festive party, or just looking for a quick laugh during the holiday season. So, let’s dive into this fun – filled world of Santa – inspired humor.
1. Why is Santa so good at basketball? Because he has a lot of “ho – ho – rebounds” (a play on his famous laugh and rebounds in basketball).
2. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to dance? A “jiggle – bell – Santa” (combining the idea of jiggling due to his size and the bells on his outfit).
3. Why did Santa join a gym? He wanted to work on his “elf – evation” (a play on “elevation” and the fact that he’s around elves).
4. How does fat Santa keep his pants up? With a “yule – suspender” (a play on “yule” for Christmas and suspenders).
5. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a fat Santa? A “chubby – frosty – Claus” (combining the snowman’s name and Santa’s plumpness).
6. Why was Santa’s belly so warm? Because it was a “furnace – of – holiday – cheer” (a play on his belly being warm like a furnace).
7. What do you call a fat Santa who’s a great singer? A “carol – o – chub – Santa” (a play on “carol” and his chubby figure).
8. Why did Santa’s sleigh have a flat tire? Because he was “over – sleigh – loaded” (a play on being overloaded and the sleigh).
9. What do you call a fat Santa in a hot air balloon? A “lofty – jolly – giant” (a play on his height in the balloon and his jolly, large size).
10. Why is fat Santa always calm? Because he has a “peace – belly” (a play on “peace” and his large belly).
11. What do you get when you cross a fat Santa with a baker? A “cookie – making – chubster – Claus” (combining baking and Santa’s fatness).
12. Why did Santa’s scale break? Because it couldn’t handle his “holiday – heft” (a play on the weight he gains during the holidays).
13. What do you call a fat Santa who’s a detective? A “sleuth – belly – Santa” (combining the idea of detecting and his big belly).
14. Why was Santa’s shadow so wide? Because he was a “broad – beam – of – joy” (a play on his wide shadow and being a source of joy).
15. What do you get if you cross a fat Santa with a superhero? A “chubby – caped – Claus – crusader” (combining superhero elements and his fatness).
16. Why did Santa’s chair break? He was “sitting – on – too – much – holiday – spirit” (a play on his weight and the holiday spirit).
17. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to fish? A “chub – fisher – Claus” (combining fishing and his chubby build).
18. Why was Santa’s bed so big? Because he needed “room – for – all – that – cheer” (a play on his size and the cheer he brings).
19. What do you get when you cross a fat Santa with a gardener? A “jolly – green – thumb – Santa” (combining gardening and his jolly, fat figure).
20. Why did Santa’s coat need extra buttons? Because he was “button – bursting – with – happiness” (a play on his size and his happiness).
21. What do you call a fat Santa who’s a musician? A “tuba – belly – Santa” (a play on a large – bellied instrument like a tuba and his fat belly).
22. Why was Santa’s sleigh path so wide? Because he was “sleigh – carving – a – wide – path” (a play on his size and carving a path).
23. What do you get if you cross a fat Santa with a pirate? A “jolly – plump – pirate – Claus” (combining pirate and Santa’s fatness).
24. Why did Santa’s boots have extra padding? To support his “heavy – footed – joy – spreading” (a play on his weight and spreading joy).
25. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to read? A “book – chubby – Claus” (combining reading and his chubby appearance).
26. Why was Santa’s hat so big? Because it had to cover his “big – head – of – ideas” (a play on his large head and having many ideas).
27. What do you get when you cross a fat Santa with a teacher? A “jolly – educator – with – a – big – heart (and belly)” (combining teaching and his fatness).
28. Why did Santa’s stairs creak? Because he was “step – crushing – with – his – weight” (a play on his weight and stepping on the stairs).
29. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to swim? A “plump – pool – Santa” (combining swimming and his plumpness).
30. Why was Santa’s mirror always foggy? Because he was “steaming – up – the – mirror” with his size (a play on his large body heat).
31. What do you get if you cross a fat Santa with a construction worker? A “jolly – builder – Claus – with – a – big – build” (combining construction and his fat build).
32. Why did Santa’s kitchen have extra – wide doorways? So he could “fit – through – with – all – his – gifts” (a play on his size and carrying gifts).
33. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to paint? A “brush – chub – Santa” (combining painting and his chubby figure).
34. Why was Santa’s footprint so large? Because he was “leaving – a – big – mark – of – joy” (a play on his size and leaving a mark).
35. What do you get if you cross a fat Santa with a dentist? A “jolly – tooth – doctor – with – a – big – belly” (combining dentistry and his fatness).
36. Why did Santa’s bathtub need extra – strong walls? To hold his “soak – ing – holiday – mass” (a play on his weight and soaking in the tub).
37. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to hike? A “chubby – trail – Santa” (combining hiking and his chubby build).
38. Why was Santa’s shadow on the moon so big? Because he was “moon – casting – a – large – silhouette” (a play on his size and casting a shadow).
39. What do you get if you cross a fat Santa with a farmer? A “jolly – crop – growing – Santa – with – a – big – frame” (combining farming and his fat frame).
40. Why did Santa’s hammock break? Because he was “hanging – too – heavy – with – holiday – spirit” (a play on his weight and the holiday spirit).
41. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to play cards? A “deck – chub – Santa” (combining card – playing and his chubby figure).
42. Why was Santa’s closet so crowded? Because he had “wardrobe – space – issues” due to his size (a play on his large size and wardrobe space).
43. What do you get if you cross a fat Santa with a musician who plays the drums? A “jolly – drum – beating – Santa – with – a – big – beat (and belly)” (combining drumming and his fat belly).
44. Why did Santa’s elevator have a weight limit sign? Because he was “pushing – the – limits – of – vertical – travel” (a play on his weight and using an elevator).
45. What do you call a fat Santa who loves to tell jokes? A “laugh – inducing – chubby – Claus” (combining joke – telling and his chubby appearance).
Conclusion
These 45 fat Santa jokes have brought a sense of light – heartedness and humor to the Christmas season. They’ve taken the familiar and beloved image of Santa Claus and added a fun, comical twist. Whether you shared these jokes with your loved ones during a cozy Christmas evening, at a lively holiday party, or just to brighten someone’s day, they’ve surely spread laughter and joy. As we celebrate the magic of Christmas, let these jokes be a reminder of the fun and playfulness that the holiday brings. Here’s to a very merry and jolly Christmas filled with laughter and the spirit of giving.
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