Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and football, but what if we added a dash of golf to the mix? These 43 Thanksgiving golf jokes are here to give you a unique blend of holiday spirit and the fairway follies. From the turkey’s perspective on the golf course to the golfer’s attempts to squeeze in a round between Thanksgiving preparations, get ready to chuckle and perhaps even improve your handicap in the humor department this Thanksgiving.
1. Why did the turkey play golf on Thanksgiving? To work off all that stuffing it ate the night before.
2. What’s a golfer’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? A birdie on a platter (aka turkey).
3. How does a Thanksgiving turkey feel about being on the golf course? It’s a bit fowl-played when it gets in the way of the balls.
4. What do you call a group of golfers playing on Thanksgiving? A gobble-putt crew.
5. Why was the golf ball sad on Thanksgiving? Because it got lost in the cranberry bog (a water hazard).
6. What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s handicap on the golf course? It has a hard time with the long drives since it can’t fly very well.
7. How does a golfer celebrate a good shot on Thanksgiving? With a gobble of joy.
8. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving turkey and a golf club? A fowl weapon that might not be very accurate.
9. Why did the golfer bring an extra set of clubs to Thanksgiving? In case the first set got tangled up with the turkey’s feathers.
10. What’s a pilgrim golfer’s favorite club? The Mayflower wedge.
11. How does a Thanksgiving turkey avoid getting hit by golf balls? It tries to hide behind the sand traps.
12. What do you call a golf course on Thanksgiving? A place of turkey trots and tee-offs.
13. Why was the golf cart decorated for Thanksgiving? To show its holiday spirit while transporting golfers around the course.
14. What’s a golfer’s least favorite Thanksgiving chore? Cleaning the golf shoes after walking through the muddy fairways.
15. How does a Thanksgiving turkey judge a golfer’s swing? By how close the ball comes to its hiding spot.
16. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving roll and a golf ball? A small, round object that might be mistaken for a new type of golf tee.
17. Why did the golfer wear a turkey hat while playing on Thanksgiving? To blend in with the holiday atmosphere and maybe get a lucky shot.
18. What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite golf course feature? The rough, because it can blend in better there.
19. How does a golfer feel about playing in the cold on Thanksgiving? It’s a bit nippy, but the thought of a post-round turkey dinner keeps them going.
20. What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that can putt well? A hole-in-one hen.
21. Why was the golf flagpole decorated like a Thanksgiving cornucopia? To add a festive touch to the green.
22. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite thing about golf on Thanksgiving? When they hit a ball into the woods and have to search for it among the fallen leaves.
23. How does a Thanksgiving turkey react when it hears a golf ball whizzing by? It ruffles its feathers and wonders what all the fuss is about.
24. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving pumpkin and a golf ball? A bright orange object that might be used as a target on the driving range.
25. Why did the golfer take a break from Thanksgiving dinner to go hit a few balls? Because he had a turkey-induced energy rush and needed to burn it off.
26. What’s a golfer’s favorite Thanksgiving parade float? The one with the giant golf ball and club.
27. How does a Thanksgiving turkey’s gobble affect a golfer’s concentration? It can be a bit distracting, especially if it’s close to the tee box.
28. What do you call a group of turkeys watching a golf tournament on Thanksgiving? A gallery of gobblers.
29. Why was the golf course superintendent stressed on Thanksgiving? Because he had to make sure the greens were perfect for the holiday golfers and also deal with any turkey-related damage.
30. What’s a golfer’s least favorite Thanksgiving song while on the course? “Jingle Bells” because it makes them think of sledding instead of golfing.
31. How does a Thanksgiving turkey feel about being used as a mascot for a golf tournament? It’s a bit embarrassed but also enjoys the attention.
32. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving turkey leg and a golf tee? A strange object that might make for an interesting conversation starter.
33. Why did the golfer have a hard time finding his ball in the Thanksgiving-themed golf course? Because it got lost among the fake turkeys and pumpkins.
34. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving golf memory? When they first learned to play and hit a ball farther than they expected.
35. How does a Thanksgiving turkey try to steal a golfer’s ball? It waits until the golfer isn’t looking and then runs off with it.
36. What do you call a golf tournament held on Thanksgiving? The Turkey Trot Open.
37. Why was the golfer’s Thanksgiving golf game so slow? Because there were too many families out for a holiday stroll on the course.
38. What’s a golfer’s least favorite Thanksgiving decoration on the course? The inflatable turkey that keeps blowing around and getting in the way.
39. How does a Thanksgiving turkey feel about the sound of a golf club hitting a ball? It thinks it’s a strange kind of thunder.
40. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving pie and a golf hole? A delicious target that no one wants to miss.
41. Why did the golfer bring a turkey sandwich to the golf course on Thanksgiving? For a mid-round snack that would give him energy.
42. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving golf rule? Having to give a stroke to the turkey if it gets in the way of the shot.
43. How does a Thanksgiving turkey’s tail feathers affect its golf swing (if it could swing)? It would probably cause a lot of drag and make the swing less accurate.
Conclusion
These 43 Thanksgiving golf jokes have hopefully added a unique and humorous twist to your Thanksgiving celebrations. Whether you’re a die-hard golfer or just someone who enjoys a good laugh during the holidays, these jokes can be shared around the dinner table or on the golf course. So, grab your clubs, gobble down some turkey, and tee off into a Thanksgiving filled with laughter and good cheer. Here’s to a holiday season that’s both hole-in-one worthy and full of festive fun.
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