Thanksgiving in 2024 was a time of coming together, giving thanks, and of course, sharing a good laugh. These 42 Thanksgiving jokes from that year are like a delicious side dish to the memories of that holiday season. They capture the essence of the family gatherings, the turkey-induced food comas, and the general chaos and charm that surrounds Thanksgiving. So, get ready to gobble up these jokes and have a rollicking good time as we journey back to the Thanksgiving of 2021.
1. Why did the 2024 Thanksgiving turkey join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
2. What did the pilgrim say when he saw the 2024 Thanksgiving menu? “This is a veritable feast fit for a king… or at least a hungry colonist!”
3. How did the cranberry sauce feel in 2024? It was a bit sour about not getting as much attention as the pumpkin pie.
4. What’s a 2024 Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite video game? “Turkey Shoot” (even though it’s a bit ironic).
5. Why was the mashed potato in 2024 so lumpy? Because it was having a bad tuber day.
6. What do you get when you cross a 2024 Thanksgiving tablecloth and a ghost? A spooky table setting that might make the cranberry sauce jump.
7. How does a 2024 Thanksgiving gravy boat sail? It glides across the table, leaving a delicious wake.
8. What’s a 2024 pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving chore? Cleaning up after the kids who played with the cornucopia.
9. Why did the green bean casserole in 2024 look so green? Because it was jealous of the other dishes’ popularity.
10. What do you call a group of 2024 Thanksgiving turkeys plotting an escape? A fowl conspiracy.
11. How did the pumpkin pie in 2024 win the hearts of everyone? By being the “pie-sonality” of the dessert table.
12. What’s a 2024 Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite movie genre? “Foodie Flicks” because it related to its own fate.
13. Why was the stuffing in 2024 so full of itself? It was stuffed with more than just breadcrumbs and ego.
14. What do you get when you cross a 2024 Thanksgiving napkin and a magician’s wand? A disappearing mess after the meal.
15. How does a 2024 Thanksgiving centerpiece feel? It’s like the prima donna of the table until the food arrives.
16. What’s a 2024 pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving game? “Turkey Trivia” where they could show off their historical knowledge.
17. Why did the yams in 2024 get all dressed up? Because they wanted to be the sweetest thing at the table.
18. What do you call a 2024 Thanksgiving turkey that can do math? A calcula-gobbler.
19. How did the 2024 Thanksgiving parade float? It was a colorful and festive display that made everyone smile.
20. What’s a 2024 Thanksgiving turkey’s least favorite decoration? The one that looks like a roasted turkey.
21. Why was the pecan pie in 2024 so nutty? Because it was made with a whole lot of pecans and a little bit of craziness.
22. What do you get when you cross a 2024 Thanksgiving roll and a superhero cape? A roll that can fly onto your plate.
23. How does a 2024 Thanksgiving oven feel? It’s a hot and steamy place, like a Thanksgiving sauna.
24. What’s a 2024 pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving song? “The Turkey Song” because it was stuck in their heads all day.
25. Why did the 2024 Thanksgiving turkey have a bad attitude? Because it knew it was going to be the main course and was not amused.
26. What do you call a 2024 Thanksgiving tablecloth that tells stories? A fabric narrator of Thanksgiving tales.
27. How did the cranberry sauce in 2024 make itself heard? By being the tangiest thing on the plate.
28. What’s a 2024 Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite exercise? Waddling around the farmyard to avoid being caught.
29. Why was the apple pie in 2024 so popular? Because it had a slice of Americana in every bite.
30. What do you get when you cross a 2024 Thanksgiving serving spoon and a pirate’s hook? A spoon that can serve and look menacing.
31. How does a 2024 Thanksgiving candle smell? It has a warm and inviting aroma, like Thanksgiving hugs.
32. What’s a 2024 pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving memory? When they first tasted the delicious bounty of the new land.
33. Why did the 2024 Thanksgiving turkey cross the road? To get to the other side of the field and away from the dinner table.
34. What do you call a 2024 Thanksgiving centerpiece of leaves? A fall foliage fiesta on the table.
35. How did the 2024 Thanksgiving turkey get its revenge? By making everyone sleepy and full after the meal.
36. What’s a 2024 Thanksgiving turkey’s least favorite Thanksgiving guest? The one who carves it up without a second thought.
37. Why was the pumpkin in 2024 so big? Because it was filled with the spirit of Thanksgiving and grew large.
38. What do you get when you cross a 2024 Thanksgiving cornucopia and a time machine? A horn of plenty from any era.
39. How does a 2024 Thanksgiving gravy taste? It’s a savory sensation that ties the meal together.
40. What’s a 2024 pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving ingredient? The ones that were hard to come by in 2021.
41. Why did the 2024 Thanksgiving turkey have a shiny beak? Because it was prepping for its close-up on the dinner table.
42. What do you get when you cross a 2024 Thanksgiving casserole and a genie? A dish that can grant your food wishes.
Conclusion
These 42 2024 Thanksgiving jokes have taken us on a humorous journey back to that special Thanksgiving. They remind us of the fun, the food, and the family moments that made the holiday so memorable. Share these jokes with your loved ones as you reminisce about 2024’s Thanksgiving and look forward to creating new memories in the years to come. Let the laughter of these jokes be a part of your Thanksgiving traditions, bringing a smile to everyone’s face and a touch of lightheartedness to the holiday season.
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