Thanksgiving is a time of feasting, family, and fun, and what could add a bit more… unique humor than some fart-themed jokes? These 42 fart Thanksgiving jokes are sure to make you chuckle and maybe even let out a little snicker (or a toot of laughter). From the turkey’s digestive system to the aftermath of a big Thanksgiving meal, get ready to explore a gaseous side of the holiday that’s not often talked about but is sure to bring some lightheartedness to the table.
1. Why did the turkey let out a big fart? Because it ate too much stuffing and needed to make some room.
2. What do you call a Thanksgiving meal that makes you fart a lot? A windy banquet.
3. How does a pilgrim deal with a farting turkey? They try to hold their noses and keep on carving.
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of fart? The silent but deadly kind that sneaks up on everyone.
5. Why was the cranberry sauce blushing after Thanksgiving dinner? Because it heard a lot of farts and was a bit embarrassed.
6. What do you get when you cross a fart and a Thanksgiving roll? A stinky bun.
7. How does a Thanksgiving gravy boat feel about farts? It hopes the smell doesn’t affect its deliciousness.
8. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving sound? The sound of a turkey’s long, drawn-out fart.
9. Why did the green bean casserole smell funny after dinner? Because it got a whiff of too many farts.
10. What do you call a group of turkeys farting in unison? A flatulent flock.
11. How did the pumpkin pie react to all the farts? It tried to cover up the smell with its own sweet aroma.
12. What’s a turkey’s excuse for farting? “I’m just expressing my gratitude in a different way.”
13. Why was the mashed potato looking a bit deflated? Because it got hit with a strong fart wind.
14. What do you get when you cross a fart and a Thanksgiving napkin? A smelly piece of cloth that might need to be changed.
15. How does a Thanksgiving centerpiece feel about farts? It wishes it could escape the stench.
16. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite fart joke? “Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side and fart in peace.”
17. Why did the yams start to steam after Thanksgiving? Because they were near a lot of hot farts.
18. What do you call a farting Thanksgiving turkey that can fly? A stinky aviator.
19. How did the 2023 Thanksgiving parade smell? A bit like farts from all the people who ate too much before coming.
20. What’s a turkey’s least favorite Thanksgiving decoration? The one that makes its farts echo.
21. Why was the pecan pie a bit wobbly after dinner? Because it was shaken by a powerful fart.
22. What do you get when you cross a fart and a Thanksgiving serving spoon? A utensil that might carry a bit of a stench.
23. How does a Thanksgiving candle feel about farts? It tries to burn away the smell.
24. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving game? Pin the fart on the turkey (a very silly and stinky game).
25. Why did the 2023 Thanksgiving turkey have a bad attitude? Because it knew it was going to fart a lot and be embarrassed.
26. What do you call a 2023 Thanksgiving tablecloth that’s been through a lot of farts? A smelly fabric that needs a good wash.
27. How did the cranberry sauce try to get rid of the fart smell? By being extra tangy to overpower it.
28. What’s a turkey’s favorite place to fart? Somewhere far away from the pilgrims and their sensitive noses.
29. Why was the apple pie a bit soggy after Thanksgiving? Because it absorbed some of the fart moisture in the air.
30. What do you get when you cross a fart and a Thanksgiving cornucopia? A horn of plenty that might now have a strange smell.
31. How does a Thanksgiving oven feel about farts? It’s used to dealing with all kinds of smells, but farts are a new one.
32. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving memory? When they didn’t have to deal with so many farts at the meal.
33. Why did the 2023 Thanksgiving turkey cross the field? To fart in a more open space.
34. What do you call a Thanksgiving centerpiece of flowers that smelled like farts? A stinky floral arrangement.
35. How did the 2023 Thanksgiving turkey get its revenge with farts? By making everyone leave the table early.
36. What’s a turkey’s least favorite Thanksgiving guest? The one who complains the most about its farts.
37. Why was the pumpkin in 2023 so round? Because it was filled with the gas from all the farts around it.
38. What do you get when you cross a fart and a Thanksgiving casserole? A dish that might have a bit of an extra aroma.
39. How does a Thanksgiving gravy feel about farts? It hopes it can thicken up and trap the smell.
40. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving ingredient that might cause farts? The beans, of course.
41. Why did the 2023 Thanksgiving turkey have a shiny butt? Because it was polished from all the farts escaping.
42. What do you get when you cross a fart and a Thanksgiving turkey leg? A leg that might have a bit of a stinky aftertaste.
Conclusion
These 42 fart Thanksgiving jokes have given us a rather silly and stinky look at the holiday. While they might not be the most refined humor, they can certainly add a unique and lighthearted touch to Thanksgiving. Share these jokes with those who have a sense of humor about such things, and maybe they’ll make your Thanksgiving a bit more memorable (and a bit more gassy). Just remember, it’s all in good fun and a way to laugh about the more, uh, natural aspects of a big meal. Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with laughter, even if it’s a bit on the windy side.
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