Thanksgiving is often associated with indulging in a delicious feast, but what about adding a little exercise-themed humor to the mix? These 45 Thanksgiving exercise jokes will have you chuckling as you consider the idea of burning off those extra calories in some rather comical ways. From the turkey trot to the post-meal workout attempts, get ready to flex your funny bone and have a good time with these jokes that combine the joys of Thanksgiving with the idea of staying active.
1. Why did the turkey go for a jog on Thanksgiving? To work off the extra stuffing it knew it would eat later.
2. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite exercise? The Mayflower Marathon (if only they had one back then).
3. How does a Thanksgiving squash feel about exercise? It’s a bit heavy and wishes it could do more than just sit on the table.
4. What do you call a group of turkeys doing aerobics? A cardio flock.
5. Why was the cranberry sauce so red after Thanksgiving? It was blushing from watching all the people try to do push-ups after eating.
6. What’s a Thanksgiving runner’s least favorite part of the turkey trot? When they pass by all the houses with the amazing food smells and get hungry mid-race.
7. How does a Thanksgiving yams feel about weightlifting? It’s too soft to lift much, but it admires those who can.
8. What do you get when you cross a treadmill and a Thanksgiving turkey? A very confused bird that doesn’t know which way to run.
9. Why did the pumpkin pie do sit-ups on Thanksgiving? To flatten its crust a bit and look more fit.
10. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving exercise equipment? The cornucopia, because they can pretend to lift it like a heavy weight.
11. How does a Thanksgiving gravy boat feel about running? It’s a bit wobbly and would rather just coast along the table.
12. What do you call a turkey that’s really good at yoga? A flexible fowl.
13. Why was the mashed potato so lumpy after Thanksgiving? It was all shaken up from people jumping around trying to do jumping jacks.
14. What’s a Thanksgiving cornucopia’s role in exercise? It’s the inspiration for people to reach for healthier snacks (if they can resist the pies).
15. How does a Thanksgiving napkin feel about exercise? It gets all sweaty from wiping people’s brows during their post-meal workouts.
16. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving roll and a dumbbell? A roll that’s too heavy to eat in one bite.
17. Why did the green bean casserole try to do the splits? To show it was more flexible than the other dishes.
18. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving exercise? The “Turkey Waddle Walk” that makes them feel silly.
19. How does a Thanksgiving turkey feel about cycling? It’s afraid it might get its feathers caught in the spokes.
20. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving tablecloth and a jump rope? A fabric that might trip you up if you’re not careful while jumping.
21. Why was the pecan pie so out of breath on Thanksgiving? Because it was trying to keep up with all the people running around outside.
22. What’s a Thanksgiving centerpiece’s contribution to exercise? It gives people something nice to look at while they’re taking a break from their workouts.
23. How does a Thanksgiving oven feel about exercise? It’s hot and sweaty all the time from cooking, so it thinks it’s already getting a good workout.
24. What do you call a group of pilgrims doing zumba? A historical dance party with a fitness twist.
25. Why did the 2023 Thanksgiving turkey have a hard time with the long jump? Because it was too heavy from all the food it ate.
26. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving exercise song? “Jingle Bell Rock” to keep them moving during their workouts.
27. How does a Thanksgiving candle feel about exercise? It melts a bit faster when people are exercising vigorously around it.
28. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving casserole and a hula hoop? A dish that might spin around if you’re not careful.
29. Why was the apple pie so dizzy on Thanksgiving? Because it was watching people do spinning classes and got a bit disoriented.
30. What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s least favorite exercise? The “Plank” because it has a hard time holding its body up.
31. How does a Thanksgiving serving spoon feel about exercise? It’s always on the move, scooping up food, so it figures it’s getting some activity.
32. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving turkey leg and a kettlebell? A leg that’s a bit too tough to swing around easily.
33. Why did the cranberry sauce go for a swim on Thanksgiving? To cool off after all the exercise talk.
34. What’s a pilgrim’s least favorite Thanksgiving exercise accessory? The itchy wool socks they have to wear while running.
35. How does a Thanksgiving gravy feel about being part of an exercise routine? It’s a bit too thick to be a good energy drink replacement.
36. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving table and a balance beam? A table that’s a bit wobbly and not great for balance practice.
37. Why was the pumpkin in 2023 so round? It was like a big exercise ball that no one could lift.
38. What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite exercise video? “Turkey Toning 101” (if it existed).
39. How does a Thanksgiving ornament feel about exercise? It just hangs around and watches, not getting involved in the sweaty business.
40. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving napkin holder and a resistance band? A holder that might snap if you pull too hard.
41. Why did the 2023 Thanksgiving turkey have a bad attitude about exercise? Because it knew it was going to be eaten no matter how fit it got.
42. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite Thanksgiving exercise motto? “Eat, exercise, be merry (but not too much of the first two).”
43. How does a Thanksgiving wreath feel about exercise? It’s a bit too decorative to be bothered with working out.
44. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving pie server and a skipping rope? A server that might get tangled up if you’re not careful.
45. Why was the Thanksgiving stuffing so tired after Thanksgiving? Because it was all stuffed up and didn’t have the energy for exercise.
Conclusion
These 45 Thanksgiving exercise jokes have given us a fun and lighthearted way to think about staying active during the holiday season. Whether you’re actually hitting the gym or just joking about it, these jests can add a touch of humor to your Thanksgiving celebrations. Share them with your family and friends as you enjoy the delicious food and the company, and maybe even inspire a few post-meal workouts (or at least some laughter about the idea). Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with both good eats and good laughs about exercise.
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