Thanksgiving is a time when we typically think of indulging in a sumptuous feast and relaxing with family and friends. But what if we added a little fitness-themed humor to the mix? These 46 Thanksgiving fitness jokes are here to make you chuckle as you consider the relationship between the holiday and staying active. From the turkey trot to the calories burned (or not) during the big meal, get ready to have a laugh and maybe even feel a bit inspired to get moving after all that delicious food.
1. Why did the turkey join a fitness class? To work on its “gobble-etics.”
2. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite exercise? The Mayflower marathon.
3. How does a turkey stay fit? It does the “turkey shuffle” every day.
4. What do you call a group of fitness-loving turkeys? A flock of “buff birds.”
5. Why was the cranberry sauce so good at yoga? Because it could “stretch” really well.
6. What’s a pumpkin pie’s least favorite exercise? The sit-up, because it’s too “round” to do them easily.
7. How does a Pilgrim warm up before a workout? With a “Plymouth rock” step.
8. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a treadmill? A very sweaty bird.
9. Why was the stuffing so bad at running? Because it was too “heavy” and full of carbs.
10. What’s a fitness instructor’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? A plate of “protein-packed” turkey.
11. How does a turkey do push-ups? With a lot of “gobble-grunts.”
12. What do you call a Pilgrim who lifts weights? A “muscular Pilgrim.”
13. Why was the gravy so out of breath? Because it had to run all over the turkey.
14. What’s a cranberry’s favorite fitness activity? The “jump rope” because it can bounce around.
15. How does a turkey cool down after a workout? With a “feather fan.”
16. What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim and a bicycle? A mode of transportation for a fit Pilgrim.
17. Why was the green bean casserole so bad at basketball? Because it couldn’t “dribble” well.
18. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? “Gobble-ball” (a made-up sport, of course).
19. How does a Pilgrim stay hydrated during a workout? With a “Mayflower water bottle.”
20. What do you call a group of Pilgrims doing aerobics? A “Plymouth sweat session.”
21. Why was the mashed potato so lazy? Because it didn’t want to do any “spud sprints.”
22. What’s a fitness tracker’s favorite Thanksgiving moment? When it records all the steps from the turkey trot.
23. How does a turkey build muscle? By eating a lot of “protein feathers.”
24. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a jump rope? A bird that can skip and gobble at the same time.
25. Why was the cornucopia so good at balance? Because it had a lot of “weight distribution” skills.
26. What’s a Pilgrim’s least favorite fitness obstacle? The “river crossing” without a boat.
27. How does a turkey improve its flexibility? By doing the “wing stretch.”
28. What do you call a Pilgrim who does yoga? A “Zen Pilgrim.”
29. Why was the pumpkin so bad at running races? Because it was too “roly-poly.”
30. What’s a fitness challenge for a turkey? Climbing the “Thanksgiving tree” (if there was one).
31. How does a Pilgrim train for a long journey? With “endurance exercises.”
32. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a hula hoop? A bird that can hoop and gobble.
33. Why was the stuffing so bad at gymnastics? Because it couldn’t do a proper “flip.”
34. What’s a cranberry’s least favorite fitness gear? The “heavy weights” because it’s so small.
35. How does a turkey stay motivated to exercise? By thinking about a “slimmer gobble.”
36. What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim and a running shoe? A well-equipped Pilgrim for a journey.
37. Why was the gravy so slow at the obstacle course? Because it was too “slippery.”
38. What’s a turkey’s favorite fitness mantra? “Gobble strong, gobble long.”
39. How does a Pilgrim do a cool-down stretch? With a “Plymouth relaxation pose.”
40. What do you call a group of turkeys in a fitness competition? A “gobble games.”
41. Why was the mashed potato so bad at cycling? Because it didn’t have any “pedal power.”
42. What’s a fitness app’s Thanksgiving special? Tracking the calories in your Thanksgiving meal.
43. How does a turkey do a high jump? With a “flap and a leap.”
44. What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim and a fitness ball? A Pilgrim with a new exercise tool.
45. Why was the pumpkin pie so bad at swimming? Because it was too “heavy” to float.
46. What’s a turkey’s dream fitness achievement? Completing a “Thanksgiving triathlon” of eating, running, and gobbling.
Conclusion
These 46 Thanksgiving fitness jokes have hopefully added a bit of fun and humor to your thoughts about the holiday and fitness. Whether you’re planning to burn off those Thanksgiving calories or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes can be shared with family and friends. So, this Thanksgiving, don’t forget to enjoy the merriment and maybe even consider getting a little active in between all the delicious indulgences. Here’s to a holiday filled with laughter and a healthy dose of fitness-themed humor.
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