Thanksgiving Eve is a time of anticipation, with the delicious smells of tomorrow’s meal already starting to waft through the air and last-minute preparations in full swing. It’s a moment filled with excitement and a touch of nervous energy. And what better way to pass the time and add some extra cheer than with a collection of lighthearted jokes? These 45 Thanksgiving Eve jokes are here to make you giggle and set the mood for a wonderful Thanksgiving. From the chaos of getting ready to the eager expectations of the big day, get ready to chuckle as we explore the comical side of this eve before the holiday.
1. Why was the turkey nervous on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it knew it was about to be the “main event” but didn’t want to be a “fowl” play.
2. What do you call a Pilgrim on Thanksgiving Eve? A “pre-feast planner.”
3. How does a Thanksgiving tablecloth feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “fluttery” with anticipation of being filled with food.
4. Why was the cranberry sauce so excited on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was about to “jell” into a delicious side dish.
5. What’s a turkey’s least favorite thing about Thanksgiving Eve? When the oven gets preheated and it starts to feel the heat.
6. How does a pumpkin pie feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “crust-y” with nervousness, hoping to be a hit.
7. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving Eve and a bicycle? A wobbly ride as you rush to the store for last-minute ingredients.
8. Why was the stuffing so restless on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was eager to be stuffed into the turkey.
9. What’s a Pilgrim hat’s role on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s getting dusted off and ready to be worn with pride tomorrow.
10. How does a Thanksgiving candle feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “unlit” but ready to create a warm glow.
11. What do you call a group of turkeys on Thanksgiving Eve? A “flock of the doomed” (in a comical sense).
12. Why was the gravy boat so shiny on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was polished in preparation for holding the delicious gravy.
13. What’s a turkey leg’s worry on Thanksgiving Eve? That it might get eaten too quickly and not be savored.
14. How does a Thanksgiving centerpiece feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “lonely” without the food around it yet.
15. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving Eve and a telephone? A call to make sure everyone’s coming for the big meal.
16. Why was the mashed potato mixer so noisy on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was getting a workout, making sure the potatoes are perfect.
17. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving Eve? Pray for a smooth and delicious holiday.
18. How does a Thanksgiving napkin feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “folded” and ready to be used.
19. What do you call a turkey that can’t sleep on Thanksgiving Eve? A “wide-eyed gobbler.”
20. Why was the Thanksgiving wreath so fragrant on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was made with fresh herbs and spices.
21. What’s a cranberry’s hope on Thanksgiving Eve? That it gets cooked just right and doesn’t end up too tart.
22. How does a turkey baster feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “sucked in” with excitement for its job tomorrow.
23. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving Eve and a skateboard? A “wheely” fun way to get around the neighborhood before the big day.
24. Why was the Pilgrim’s buckle so shiny on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was cleaned for the holiday festivities.
25. What’s a turkey’s dream on Thanksgiving Eve? To escape and live to gobble another day.
26. How does a Thanksgiving photo album feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “empty” but ready to be filled with holiday memories.
27. What do you call a group of Pilgrims on Thanksgiving Eve? A “colony of anticipation.”
28. Why was the Thanksgiving cider so fizzy on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was freshly made and ready to be sipped.
29. What’s a Pilgrim’s least favorite thing on Thanksgiving Eve? When they realize they forgot to buy something important for the meal.
30. How does a Thanksgiving table setting feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “arranged” but waiting for the food and guests.
31. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving Eve and a ladder? A way to reach the highest shelf to get the fancy china.
32. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so plump on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it had been well-fed in preparation.
33. What’s a cranberry sauce’s fear on Thanksgiving Eve? That someone might spill it before it gets to the table.
34. How does a turkey feel about the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “scared” of all the activity and the smells of its impending doom.
35. What do you call a Thanksgiving Eve party? A “pre-feast fiesta.”
36. Why was the Thanksgiving dessert table so tempting on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was already starting to be filled with delicious treats.
37. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite memory on Thanksgiving Eve? The anticipation of sharing a meal with new friends and neighbors.
38. How does a Thanksgiving cornucopia feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “overflowing” with the promise of bounty.
39. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving Eve and a snowman? A strange sight, but maybe a fun decoration for the yard before the holiday.
40. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so quiet on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was too busy being nervous to gobble.
41. What’s a cranberry’s plan on Thanksgiving Eve? To add a burst of flavor to whatever dish it’s in.
42. How does a Thanksgiving pie crust feel on Thanksgiving Eve? It’s a bit “flaky” with excitement, hoping to hold the filling well.
43. What do you call a group of turkeys hiding on Thanksgiving Eve? A “fowl fugitive flock.”
44. Why was the Thanksgiving tablecloth so colorful on Thanksgiving Eve? Because it was chosen to match the festive mood of the holiday.
45. What’s a turkey’s last hope on Thanksgiving Eve? That the family decides to go vegetarian this year.
Conclusion
These 45 Thanksgiving Eve jokes have surely added a touch of humor and a new perspective to the night before the big holiday. They can be shared with family and friends as you all gather, perhaps doing last-minute preparations or just relaxing and building up the excitement. Let these jokes be the “appetizer” to a laughter-filled Thanksgiving, making the eve before the feast a memorable and enjoyable one. Here’s to a Thanksgiving Eve filled with joy, anticipation, and a whole lot of chuckles.
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