Wednesday, often dubbed the “hump day,” sits right in the middle of the workweek or school week, a time when we could all use a little pick-me-up. What better way to brighten this midweek slump than with some dad joke hilarity? These 45 dad jokes about Wednesday will have you chuckling your way through the day, from puns about the day itself to the various things that might happen or be associated with it. Get ready to add a touch of whimsy and laughter to your Wednesdays.
1. Why is Wednesday like a math problem? Because it’s in the middle of the week and you have to work through it.
2. What do you call a Wednesday that’s feeling lazy? A “hump-less” Wednesday.
3. How does Wednesday feel about being the middle child of the week? A bit overshadowed but still holding its own.
4. Why was Wednesday so confused? Because it didn’t know if it was closer to the start or the end of the week.
5. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite fruit? A mid-week melon.
6. How does a Wednesday morning coffee feel? It’s the fuel to get over the midweek hump.
7. What do you call a group of Wednesdays? A “midweek mob.”
8. Why did Wednesday go to the doctor? It had a case of the midweek blues.
9. What’s a Wednesday’s least favorite thing? When people start talking about the weekend too early.
10. How does a Wednesday afternoon feel? Like a long stretch between the beginning and the end of the work or school day.
11. What do you call a Wednesday that’s sunny? A “bright spot” in the middle of the week.
12. Why was the Wednesday meeting so boring? Because it was just another midweek obligation.
13. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite movie? “Midweek Madness” (if it existed).
14. How does a Wednesday night feel? It’s a time to relax a bit after getting past the hump.
15. What do you call a Wednesday that’s windy? A “hump-blower” of a day.
16. Why did the Wednesday project seem so hard? Because it was right in the middle of all the other tasks.
17. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite song? “Hump Day Anthem” (made-up title).
18. How does a Wednesday lunch feel? A welcome break in the middle of the midweek chaos.
19. What do you call a Wednesday that’s raining? A “midweek drizzle” that might make you a bit mopey.
20. Why was Wednesday so excited about the new office plant? Because it was something new to brighten up the midweek.
21. What’s a Wednesday’s least favorite class? The one that drags on and makes the midweek feel even longer.
22. How does a Wednesday workout feel? It’s a push to keep going in the middle of the week.
23. What do you call a Wednesday that’s foggy? A “hump-obscurer” day.
24. Why did Wednesday get a new haircut? To feel refreshed in the middle of the week.
25. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite hobby? Something to take the mind off the midweek stress, like knitting or reading.
26. How does a Wednesday commute feel? A bit tiresome since it’s smack in the middle of the week.
27. What do you call a Wednesday that’s snowing? A “midweek flurry” that can either be beautiful or a nuisance.
28. Why was Wednesday so happy about the delivery? Because it was a midweek surprise.
29. What’s a Wednesday’s least favorite chore? Anything that takes up too much time and energy midweek.
30. How does a Wednesday dinner feel? A chance to unwind a bit more as the week progresses.
31. What do you call a Wednesday that’s noisy? A “hump-racket” day.
32. Why did Wednesday start a new diet? To make a midweek change for the better.
33. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite animal? A camel, because it has a hump and can get through the “desert” of the week.
34. How does a Wednesday shopping trip feel? It can be a nice distraction in the middle of the week.
35. What do you call a Wednesday that’s quiet? A “hump-calmer” day.
36. Why was Wednesday so into painting? Because it was a creative outlet to combat the midweek blahs.
37. What’s a Wednesday’s least favorite TV show? The one that airs midweek and is just not very good.
38. How does a Wednesday game night feel? A fun way to liven up the middle of the week.
39. What do you call a Wednesday that’s chilly? A “midweek nip” in the air.
40. Why did Wednesday write in a journal? To record the midweek thoughts and feelings.
41. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite drink? A midweek mocktail or a cup of herbal tea to relax.
42. How does a Wednesday pet feel? Happy to have its owner home in the middle of the week.
43. What do you call a Wednesday that’s dusty? A “hump-dusty” day.
44. Why was Wednesday so eager to finish the book? Because it wanted to have a midweek accomplishment.
45. What’s a Wednesday’s least favorite traffic jam? The one that makes the midweek commute even worse.
Conclusion
These 45 dad jokes about Wednesday have hopefully added a touch of humor and cheer to your midweek. They remind us that even on a seemingly ordinary Wednesday, there’s always room for a laugh. Whether you’re at work, school, or just going about your daily routine, let these jokes be the little boost you need to get over the hump and look forward to the rest of the week. Here’s to making Wednesdays a bit more fun and memorable with a dose of dad joke goodness.
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