The anticipation of Christmas starts building long before the big day arrives. And what better way to get into the early holiday spirit than with a collection of 45 Christmas jokes? These jokes are like the first snowflakes of the season, gently sprinkling merriment and laughter. They touch on all the elements that make Christmas so special, from the early preparations like decorating the tree and shopping for gifts to the beloved characters such as Santa Claus and his elves. Whether you’re starting to plan your Christmas party, thinking about what presents to buy, or simply getting excited about the festive season, these jokes will add a touch of whimsy and fun. They’ll have you chuckling as you count down the days until Christmas, making the wait a little more enjoyable and filled with humor.
1. Why did Santa start his Christmas shopping in July? Because he wanted to be an “early Claus.”
2. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s too excited for the holidays? A “jingle-jangle” tree.
3. How does an elf feel when it’s still months away from Christmas? It’s a bit “elf-torn” between impatience and excitement.
4. Why was the reindeer practicing its flying in September? It wanted to be “air-ready” for the big night.
5. What’s a Christmas stocking’s favorite thing to do before Christmas? Stretch out and get ready for all the goodies.
6. How does a Christmas ornament feel when it’s first unpacked? It’s a bit “tinsel-terrified” of being dropped.
7. What do you call a group of early Christmas shoppers? A “merry mob” on a gift-giving mission.
8. Why did the gingerbread man start his Christmas baking in October? Because he wanted to be a “biscuit-early” treat.
9. What’s a Christmas card’s favorite early Christmas activity? Getting addressed and stamped for its journey.
10. How does a Christmas wreath feel when it’s hung up early? It’s a bit “leafy-lively” and proud to be on display.
11. What do you call a Christmas present that’s been hidden since summer? A “long-awaited surprise.”
12. Why was the elf learning new toy-making skills in August? To be a “crafty Claus-helper.”
13. What’s a reindeer’s favorite early Christmas snack? “Early” carrots to build up its strength.
14. How does a Christmas tree skirt feel when it’s put on before the tree is decorated? It’s a bit “lonely” but hopeful.
15. What do you call a Christmas song that’s played too early? A “pre-holiday jingle-jam.”
16. Why did the snowman start forming in November? Because it was eager to be a “frosty-early” decoration.
17. What’s a Christmas pudding’s early Christmas wish? To be made with the best ingredients for a delicious result.
18. How does a Christmas angel feel when it’s first placed on the mantel? It’s a bit “wing-fluttery” with excitement.
19. What do you call a group of people planning their Christmas vacation in spring? The “early-bird holiday crew.”
20. Why was the Santa Claus suit getting aired out in September? To be “fresh and ready” for the sleigh ride.
21. What’s a Christmas cookie cutter’s early Christmas job? Shaping up for all the cookie-making to come.
22. How does a Christmas candle feel when it’s bought early? It’s a bit “waxing” excited for its first lighting.
23. What do you call a Christmas decoration that’s put up way too early? A “premature tinsel.”
24. Why was the elf making a list of gift ideas in June? Because it was a “planning-elf” extraordinaire.
25. What’s a reindeer’s favorite early Christmas game? “Reindeer tag” to stay in shape for the deliveries.
26. How does a Christmas tree feel when it’s chosen early from the lot? It’s a bit “proud” to be the center of attention.
27. What do you call a Christmas present that’s handmade and started in spring? A “season-long labor of love.”
28. Why was the gingerbread house blueprint drawn in July? To have a “solid plan” for the holiday treat.
29. What’s a Christmas card’s least favorite early Christmas thing? When it gets lost in the mail before the holidays even start.
30. How does a Christmas wreath hanger feel when it’s installed early? It’s a bit “hooked” on the anticipation.
31. What do you call a group of elves rehearsing Christmas carols in October? The “early-carol choir.”
32. Why was the Santa hat getting a makeover in August? To be the “stylish Claus-cap” of the season.
33. What’s a Christmas cookie’s early Christmas hope? To be the first one eaten when the time comes.
34. How does a Christmas angel ornament feel when it’s part of an early tree trimming? It’s a bit “heavenly-happy” to be out.
35. What do you call a Christmas present that’s wrapped months in advance? A “patiently packaged” gift.
36. Why was the reindeer getting a new set of bells in September? To have a “jingly-early” start.
37. What’s a Christmas tree topper’s early Christmas goal? To shine brightly and lead the holiday charge.
38. How does a Christmas stocking filler feel when it’s bought early? It’s a bit “cozy” in its hiding place.
39. What do you call a group of people decorating their house for Christmas in November? The “early-decorating enthusiasts.”
40. Why was the elf testing new toy designs in May? Because it was a “forward-thinking elf.”
41. What’s a Christmas pudding mold’s early Christmas role? Shaping up the future deliciousness.
42. How does a Christmas candle holder feel when it’s first set out? It’s a bit “steady” and ready for the candles.
43. What do you call a Christmas decoration that’s a family heirloom and brought out early? A “cherished early-bird decor.”
44. Why was the gingerbread man getting a new icing recipe in April? To be a “tasty-early” creation.
45. What’s a Christmas card’s favorite early Christmas memory? When it was first picked out with care and love.
Conclusion
These 45 early Christmas jokes have set the stage for a holiday season filled with laughter and cheer. They remind us that the excitement of Christmas can start long before the actual day and that humor is an essential part of the countdown. As we go through the months leading up to Christmas, these jokes can be shared among friends and family, creating a lighthearted and enjoyable atmosphere. They add a unique flavor to the anticipation, making us look forward to the traditions, the gifts, and the time spent together. Here’s to an early start of a Christmas filled with love, joy, and a whole lot of laughter thanks to these jokes that will keep us smiling until the big day arrives.
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