Thanksgiving is a time of celebration, and what better way to enhance the festive spirit than with a collection of Thanksgiving music jokes? These 45 jokes will have you humming with laughter as they play on the relationship between music and the beloved holiday. From the tunes that might be playing in the background during the big meal to the instruments that could be associated with Thanksgiving, these jokes cover a wide range of musical and holiday themes. Whether you’re a music lover, a Thanksgiving enthusiast, or just in need of a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to hit the right note and add a unique harmony to your holiday.
1. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The “gobble-horn” because it can make all kinds of “gobble” sounds.
2. Why did the cranberry sauce go to the concert? It wanted to hear some “tart” tunes.
3. What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to? “Plymouth Rock” and roll.
4. How does a Thanksgiving turkey dance to music? It does the “gobble-shuffle.”
5. What’s a pumpkin pie’s favorite song? “Sweet Home Alabama” – it’s got that “sweet” sound.
6. Why was the corn on the cob a bad singer? It was a bit “corny” and off-key.
7. What do you call a group of turkeys singing? A “gobble-choir.”
8. How does a Thanksgiving dinner roll feel about music? It’s a bit “fluffy” and ready to “roll” with the beat.
9. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite music genre? “Colonial” rock.
10. Why did the turkey cross the stage? To get to the other “side” of the performance.
11. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a piano? A “key-gobbler” that might play a strange tune.
12. How does a cranberry feel when it hears good music? It gets a bit “juiced” up and excited.
13. What’s a turkey’s least favorite type of music? “Chicken” scratch music – too scratchy for its taste.
14. Why was the stuffing so into music? It was “stuffed” with rhythm.
15. What do you call a turkey that’s a DJ? A “gobble-jockey” spinning the “turkey-tunes.”
16. How does a gravy boat feel about music? It’s a bit “saucy” and likes to “flow” with the melody.
17. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite song to sing at Thanksgiving? “The Star-Spangled Banner” – a patriotic touch.
18. Why did the green bean casserole start a band? To be a “creamy” addition to the music scene.
19. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a guitar? A “strum-gobbler” that might pluck a few strings.
20. How does a pumpkin feel about music? It’s a bit “round” and ready to “bounce” to the music.
21. What’s a turkey’s favorite music video? “Gobble Gaga” – a turkey version of a famous pop star.
22. Why was the mashed potato a bad dancer? It was a bit “lumpy” and uncoordinated.
23. What do you call a group of Pilgrims playing instruments? A “Plymouth orchestra.”
24. How does a Thanksgiving tablecloth feel about music? It’s a bit “table-flat” and just there for the background.
25. What’s a turkey’s least favorite instrument? The “whistle” – it makes it too nervous.
26. Why did the apple pie write a song? To express its “crusty” and “sweet” feelings.
27. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a drum? A “beat-gobbler” that can keep a rhythm.
28. How does a cranberry sauce feel about being part of a musical? It’s a bit “saucy” and ready to “sing” its part.
29. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite music app? “Mayflower Tunes” – if it existed.
30. Why was the turkey so good at karaoke? It had a great “gobble-voice.”
31. What do you call a turkey that’s a music teacher? A “gobble-professor” teaching the “turkey-tones.”
32. How does a dinner roll feel about being in a music video? It’s a bit “fluffy” and excited to be a “star.”
33. What’s a turkey’s favorite Christmas song? “Jingle Bells” – it likes the “ringing” sound.
34. Why was the stuffing so into rap music? It could “flow” with the rhymes.
35. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a trumpet? A “blast-gobbler” that can make a loud sound.
36. How does a gravy feel about being a music producer? It’s a bit “thick” and thinks it can make the music “rich.”
37. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite music festival? “The Plymouth Music Fest” – a made-up event.
38. Why did the green bean casserole go to the opera? To experience some “high-class” music.
39. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a violin? A “string-gobbler” that might play a sad tune.
40. How does a pumpkin pie feel about being a music icon? It’s a bit “pie-eyed” and flattered.
41. What’s a turkey’s favorite music streaming service? “Gobble Music” – of course.
42. Why was the mashed potato so into jazz music? It liked the “smooth” and “lumpy” rhythms.
43. What do you call a group of turkeys in a music competition? A “gobble-band-off.”
44. How does a Thanksgiving napkin feel about music? It’s a bit “soft” and ready to “wipe away” any bad notes.
45. What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite music video game? “Rock Band: Pilgrim Edition” – a fictional creation.
Conclusion
These 45 Thanksgiving music jokes have truly struck a chord of humor during this holiday season. They have the ability to bring a smile to the faces of all who hear them, whether you’re gathered around the Thanksgiving table, listening to music while cooking, or just relaxing after the big meal. Music and Thanksgiving are both sources of joy and together, through these jokes, they create a unique and entertaining blend. So, share these jokes with your friends and family and let the laughter and music fill the air. Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with delicious food, wonderful music, and a whole lot of laughter thanks to these musical jokes.
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