The holiday season is a time for joy, celebration, and of course, some truly cringe – worthy jokes. And what better subject for these awful yet endearing jokes than the turkey, the star of many holiday feasts? These 46 terrible turkey jokes are here to make you groan, roll your eyes, and maybe even let out a reluctant laugh. They cover all sorts of turkey – related puns, plays on words, and silly scenarios that are sure to be a hit (or more likely, a miss in the best possible way) at your holiday gathering. So, get ready to embrace the cheesiness and enjoy these turkey – themed jokes that are so bad, they’re good.
1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had great drumsticks.
2. What do you call a turkey with a bad cold? A “gobble – cough.”
3. Why was the turkey so excited for the holiday? Because it thought it was going to be the “guest of honor” instead of the main course.
4. What do you call a turkey that can play an instrument? A “tune – key” (a play on “turkey”).
5. How does a turkey get to the holiday party? It takes the “gobble – bus.”
6. Why did the turkey go to the bank? To get some “fowl – money” (a play on “fold money”).
7. What do you call a turkey that’s a good dancer? A “boogie – gobbler.”
8. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A “joke – key.”
9. Why was the turkey so bad at math? Because it always got “gobble – confused.”
10. What do you call a turkey that’s a detective? A “gobble – sleuth.”
11. How does a turkey feel about being cooked? It’s a bit “roasted – off.”
12. What do you call a turkey that’s a spy? A “stealth – gobbler.”
13. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t a chicken (and then it got lost).
14. What do you call a turkey that’s a doctor? A “gobble – doc.”
15. How does a turkey make a decision? It “gobble – thinks” about it.
16. What do you call a turkey that’s a lawyer? A “gobble – attorney.”
17. Why did the turkey get a ticket? For crossing the road without looking both ways… in slow motion.
18. What do you call a turkey that’s a singer? A “gobble – crooner.”
19. How does a turkey feel about the holiday rush? It’s a bit “gobble – overwhelmed.”
20. What do you call a turkey that’s a pilot? A “fly – gobbler.”
21. Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get some “gobble – muscles.”
22. What do you call a turkey that’s a chef? A “gobble – cook.”
23. How does a turkey write a letter? With a “feather – pen.”
24. What do you call a turkey that’s a teacher? A “gobble – educator.”
25. Why did the turkey bring a ladder to the holiday? To reach the “high – hanging” decorations.
26. What do you call a turkey that’s a fashion model? A “gobble – glamour.”
27. How does a turkey feel about being stuffed? It’s a bit “full – of – itself” (literally).
28. What do you call a turkey that’s a superhero? A “gobble – man.”
29. Why did the turkey go to the library? To check out “gobble – books.”
30. What do you call a turkey that’s a scientist? A “gobble – researcher.”
31. How does a turkey feel about being carved? It’s a bit “cut – up” about it.
32. What do you call a turkey that’s a gardener? A “gobble – planter.”
33. Why did the turkey bring a map to the holiday? Because it didn’t want to get “gobble – lost.”
34. What do you call a turkey that’s a photographer? A “gobble – shutterbug.”
35. How does a turkey celebrate the holiday? It “gobbles” with joy… and a bit of fear.
36. What do you call a turkey that’s a comedian? A “gobble – joker.”
37. Why did the turkey go to the beach? To get a “gobble – tan.”
38. What do you call a turkey that’s a writer? A “gobble – scribe.”
39. How does a turkey feel about the cold holiday weather? It’s a bit “gobble – chilled.”
40. What do you call a turkey that’s a banker? A “gobble – financier.”
41. Why did the turkey bring a flashlight to the holiday? In case it had to find its way in the “gobble – dark.”
42. What do you call a turkey that’s a dancer in a ballet? A “gobble – pirouette.”
43. How does a turkey feel about being part of a holiday parade? It’s a bit “parade – proud” but also a bit scared.
44. What do you call a turkey that’s a traveler? A “gobble – globetrotter.”
45. Why did the turkey bring a backpack to the holiday? To carry all its “gobble – essentials.”
46. What do you call a turkey that’s a movie star? A “gobble – celebrity.”
Conclusion
These 46 terrible turkey jokes have surely added a touch of the absurd and the cheesy to your holiday. They are the kind of jokes that might make you groan in disbelief but also bring a smile to your face. As we gather around the holiday table, sharing stories and laughter, these jokes can be a part of the fun, creating memories that will be remembered for years to come. Whether you’re enjoying a delicious turkey dinner or just having a chat with loved ones, these jokes are a great way to add a bit of light – heartedness to the holiday season. So, embrace the terribleness of these jokes and let the laughter flow. Here’s to a holiday filled with love, joy, and of course, these hilariously bad turkey jokes.
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