The “Far Side” by Gary Larson was known for its off – the – wall, absurd, and hilarious cartoons that made us see the world in a completely different, often comical light. Let’s apply that same sense of absurdity to Thanksgiving with these 45 “Far Side” – inspired jokes. These jokes will take you on a wild and wacky journey through the Thanksgiving holiday, filled with unexpected twists, strange characters, and out – of – this – world scenarios. Get ready to laugh and see Thanksgiving in a whole new, delightfully strange way.
1. Why did the turkey hire a lawyer on Thanksgiving? It was worried about the “fowl” play charges for being the main course.
2. The Pilgrims were surprised when they sat down for Thanksgiving dinner. Why? The turkey was doing a stand – up comedy routine about being served.
3. What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey when it saw it running late? “Hurry up, we’re all getting ‘jellied’ waiting for you!”
4. Why did the Pilgrim bring a ladder to Thanksgiving? He heard the turkey was hiding on the roof, trying to avoid being eaten.
5. At the Thanksgiving table, the mashed potatoes started arguing with the gravy. Why? The gravy said the potatoes were too “lumpy – minded.”
6. What do you call a group of turkeys that decided to start a band on Thanksgiving? The “Gobble – Stones.”
7. The Thanksgiving turkey was seen running around with a map. Why? It was trying to find the “No – Eat Zone.”
8. Why did the Pilgrims’ dog look so sad on Thanksgiving? It thought the turkey was a new playmate, but then it became dinner.
9. What did the pumpkin pie say to the apple pie at Thanksgiving? “You’re so ‘apple – centric,’ let’s share the spotlight!”
10. Why was the stuffing acting so strange at Thanksgiving? It had been “stuffed” with too many secrets.
11. The Pilgrims were shocked when they opened the door on Thanksgiving morning. What did they see? A line of turkeys holding protest signs saying “No More Turkey Day!”
12. What do you call a turkey that’s a math genius on Thanksgiving? A “Gobble – Einstein.”
13. Why did the corn on the cob start crying at Thanksgiving? It realized it was going to be “kernelled” up on the plate.
14. The Thanksgiving dinner table was in chaos. Why? The salt and pepper shakers were having a “seasoning” fight.
15. What did the green bean casserole say to the sweet potato casserole? “Let’s not be ‘casserole – competitors,’ we’re both delicious!”
16. Why did the Pilgrims’ cat look smug on Thanksgiving? It knew it wasn’t on the menu.
17. What do you call a turkey that’s a stand – up comedian? A “Gobble – gagster.”
18. The Thanksgiving turkey was spotted in a library. What was it doing? Reading “How to Avoid Being Cooked 101.”
19. Why did the Pilgrims’ children look disappointed on Thanksgiving? They wanted to play with the turkey, but it ended up as dinner.
20. What did the dinner roll say to the butter? “Stop trying to spread yourself all over me!”
21. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so good at basketball? It had “gobble – jump” skills.
22. The Pilgrims were confused when they found a note on the turkey. What did it say? “I’m taking a rain check on this Thanksgiving meal.”
23. What do you call a turkey that’s a fashion designer? A “Gobble – couturier.”
24. Why did the cranberries go on strike at Thanksgiving? They were tired of being squished into sauce.
25. The Thanksgiving table was filled with strange noises. What was happening? The silverware was having a “clinking” conversation.
26. What did the turkey say when it saw the Pilgrims coming with a carving knife? “I thought we were friends, now you’re getting ‘cut – throat’!”
27. Why was the stuffing always so quiet at Thanksgiving? It was “stuffed” with too much shame for being so delicious.
28. The Pilgrims were amazed when they saw the turkey doing yoga. Why? It was trying to become more flexible to avoid being carved.
29. What do you call a turkey that’s a magician? A “Gobble – illusionist.”
30. Why did the pumpkin pie start dancing at Thanksgiving? It heard the “pumpkin – spice” music.
31. The Thanksgiving turkey was seen with a backpack. What was in it? A change of feathers in case it got too hot in the oven.
32. What did the apple pie say to the whipped cream? “You’re my ‘fluffy’ best friend, but don’t overdo it!”
33. Why was the green bean casserole so popular at Thanksgiving? It had a “creamy” personality.
34. The Pilgrims were startled when they heard a knock on the door on Thanksgiving. Who was it? A turkey selling “anti – carving” insurance.
35. What do you call a turkey that’s a detective? A “Gobble – gumshoe.”
36. Why did the mashed potatoes look so tired at Thanksgiving? They had been “mashed” around too much.
37. The Thanksgiving turkey was seen practicing karate. Why? It was preparing for the “carving showdown.”
38. What did the cornucopia say to the turkey? “I’m full of goodies, but you’re the star attraction!”
39. Why was the sweet potato casserole so happy at Thanksgiving? It was “sweet” on the whole holiday.
40. The Pilgrims were shocked when the turkey started speaking French. Why? It had been studying abroad to avoid being eaten.
41. What do you call a turkey that’s a pilot? A “Gobble – aviator.”
42. Why did the dinner roll look so puffed up at Thanksgiving? It was full of itself… and air.
43. The Thanksgiving turkey was seen writing a letter. Who was it to? The President, asking for a pardon.
44. What did the cranberry sauce say to the gravy? “You’re too ‘thick – headed,’ let’s share the plate gracefully.”
45. Why was the stuffing so excited at Thanksgiving? It knew it was the “inside scoop” of the meal.
Conclusion
These 45 “Far Side” – inspired Thanksgiving jokes have surely taken you on a wild and wacky ride through the holiday. Just like the original “Far Side” cartoons, they’ve shown us that there’s always a wacky and absurd side to even the most traditional of holidays. Whether you’re sharing these jokes around the Thanksgiving table or just looking for a laugh during the holiday season, they’re sure to bring a smile and a sense of fun. As we celebrate Thanksgiving, let’s not take things too seriously and enjoy the humor in the unexpected. Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with laughter, good food, and a whole lot of “Far Side” – inspired absurdity.
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