Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on the things we’re grateful for, enjoy delicious food, and gather with loved ones. But once the big day is over, the turkey leftovers still pile up, and the holiday fatigue sets in. That’s when a little humor can go a long way to lighten the mood. Here are 45 unique jokes about the day after Thanksgiving to keep the spirit of laughter alive!
1. Why Did the Turkey Join a Band?
It had the drumsticks!
2. What Happens to You After Eating Too Much Thanksgiving Dinner?
You’re stuffed!
3. How Did the Pilgrims’ Internet Go Down?
They couldn’t find the Plymouth Rock.
4. Why Did the Cranberry Refuse to Play Cards?
Because it was afraid of getting juiced!
5. Why Did the Turkey Go to School?
To get a little “egg-cation.”
6. What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert?
Peach Cobbler — it’s a great way to “stuff” yourself!
7. Why Don’t Turkeys Ever Take Vacations?
Because they’re always “roasted”!
8. Why Did the Thanksgiving Dinner Cross the Road?
To get to the leftovers!
9. What Did the Turkey Say to the Computer?
“Google, find me some stuffing!”
10. What Do You Call a Rebellious Turkey?
A “turkey” with an attitude!
11. Why Don’t You Ever Tell Secrets at a Thanksgiving Dinner?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the turkey can’t keep its mouth shut!
12. What’s the Turkey’s Favorite Thing to Do After Thanksgiving?
Go for a “gobble” walk!
13. What Do You Get When You Cross a Turkey and a Ghost?
A poultrygeist!
14. What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Type of Music?
Anything with a lot of “beatz.”
15. What Did the Mashed Potatoes Say to the Gravy?
“You make me feel so saucy!”
16. Why Was the Thanksgiving Turkey So Full of Itself?
Because it was “stuffed” with pride!
17. What Did the Sweet Potato Say to the Marshmallow?
“You make me feel a little too “mellow”!”
18. How Do Turkeys Maintain Their Fitness?
By doing a lot of “gobbletics”!
19. Why Did the Pilgrim Bring a Ladder to Thanksgiving Dinner?
To reach the “high” spirits!
20. Why Did the Cranberries Get in Trouble?
Because they were caught “juicing”!
21. Why Did the Turkey Sit on the Computer?
To keep its “web” page up to date!
22. What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Exercise?
“Turkey-trot” jogging!
23. Why Was the Gravy So Smooth?
Because it had the perfect “pour-sonality!”
24. What Do You Call a Turkey on the Day After Thanksgiving?
A leftover legend!
25. What’s a Thanksgiving Leftover’s Motto?
“You snooze, you lose… but leftovers never leave!”
26. Why Do Turkeys Always Look Nervous on Thanksgiving?
Because they can “feel” the pressure!
27. What’s the Best Way to Make Your Thanksgiving Dinner Unforgettable?
By taking “stuffed” photos!
28. What Did the Pumpkin Say to the Sweet Potato?
“Let’s get mashed and have some fun!”
29. What’s the Turkey’s Favorite Type of Movie?
Anything with a lot of “feathers” and “fluff!”
30. How Does the Turkey Stay So Popular at Thanksgiving?
By being the “main dish” at all the gatherings!
31. Why Did the Gravy and Potatoes Get into a Fight?
Because they were “stuck” in the same bowl!
32. Why Did the Pilgrim Bring a Rope to Dinner?
To “tie” up the leftovers!
33. What Do You Get When You Cross a Turkey and a Computer?
A “gobble-ware”!
34. Why Do Leftover Turkey Sandwiches Never Fight?
Because they’re “stuffed” with kindness!
35. What Do You Call It When You Overeat on Thanksgiving?
A “turkey overload”!
36. Why Did the Thanksgiving Feast Need a Bigger Table?
Because it was “stuffed” to the brim!
37. Why Did the Turkey Stay Away from the Band?
Because it was “drumstick” shy!
38. What Do You Call a Turkey Who Loves to Dance?
A “boogie” bird!
39. What’s a Thanksgiving Table’s Favorite Game?
“Pass the turkey”!
40. Why Did the Pie Get Cold?
Because it didn’t “warm” up to the idea of Thanksgiving!
41. Why Did the Vegetables Love Thanksgiving?
Because they got to be the “side dish” to the turkey!
42. What Do You Call a Happy Thanksgiving Dinner?
A “turkey-tale” come true!
43. Why Did the Pumpkin Pie Cry After Thanksgiving?
Because it was “pie”onically distressed!
44. Why Don’t Thanksgiving Leftovers Ever Leave?
Because they “stick” around for days!
45. How Do You Know the Thanksgiving Dinner Was a Success?
When you’re “stuffed” but still hungry for leftovers!
Conclusion
These jokes are just a small way to keep the laughter rolling after the holiday, but they can brighten up the day following Thanksgiving. Whether you’re relaxing after all the cooking or still dealing with the aftermath of turkey-induced sleepiness, a good laugh is just what you need. Hopefully, these jokes brought a smile to your face and made your “leftover” day a little more enjoyable!
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