Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun, but sometimes a bit of humor can spice up the day. While everyone is gathered around the table, enjoying delicious turkey and stuffing, why not throw in a few laughs? And if you’re in the mood for some cheeky humor, dirty Thanksgiving jokes can be a great way to entertain your guests, especially when they’re in the mood for something a little bit edgy. Below are 46 of the best dirty Thanksgiving jokes guaranteed to make your holiday gathering even more memorable.
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
2. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast in a nudist colony?
A bare-bones dinner.
3. Why don’t turkeys ever play poker?
Because they’re always being stuffed.
4. How do you make a turkey stop gobbling?
You take away its “stuffing” privileges.
5. What’s the most important part of Thanksgiving dinner?
The stuffing, especially when it’s done right!
6. Why did the mashed potatoes break up with the gravy?
Because the relationship was getting too saucy.
7. How do you know when a turkey’s ready to go?
It’s always running around with its legs spread wide.
8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a potato?
A mashed bird that’s stuffed and ready to serve!
9. Why do turkeys make terrible comedians?
They’re too corny for anyone to handle.
10. What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey?
“Quit being so saucy!”
11. Why did the pilgrims wear buckles on their hats?
To keep their heads from falling into their Thanksgiving bowls!
12. Why did the turkey run for office?
Because it was tired of being roasted.
13. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
“You’re really filling me up!”
14. Why was the turkey so good at making love?
Because it always knew how to stuff the bird.
15. What did the stuffing say to the turkey?
“Stick with me, I’ll fill you up!”
16. How do you spice up a Thanksgiving party?
Just add a little gravy and get everyone saucy.
17. What did one turkey say to the other at the dinner table?
“Stop being so full of yourself!”
18. Why was the pumpkin so miserable?
It had no guts.
19. What’s the difference between a turkey and a drunk?
One gets stuffed on Thanksgiving, the other gets stuffed at the bar.
20. What did the chef do to the turkey before serving it?
Stuffed it, then gave it a good rub down!
21. What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow?
“You really make me feel toasted.”
22. Why don’t turkeys use social media?
Because they’re already too stuffed to log in.
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite workout?
Squats to tighten up that backside!
24. What’s the most inappropriate thing at Thanksgiving dinner?
The pumpkin pie—it always has a secret filling!
25. Why did the potato get invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it’s always a little mashed.
26. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday?
Getting stuffed on Thanksgiving!
27. Why did the corn refuse to get involved in a scandal?
Because it didn’t want to be husked.
28. How did the turkey like its turkey?
Roasted with a side of naughty humor.
29. What happens if you dress your turkey too well?
It’ll be well-dressed and stuffed with compliments.
30. Why did the pumpkin go to the party?
It was looking to get smashed.
31. What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey after a few drinks?
A little too stuffed for comfort.
32. Why are Thanksgiving dinners so exciting?
They always leave you feeling stuffed and a bit naughty!
33. What’s the difference between a turkey and a Thanksgiving dessert?
One’s cooked to perfection, the other’s just good for stuffing!
34. Why did the corn refuse to be eaten?
It was too busy getting roasted in the field.
35. What’s the deal with pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving?
It’s always a little too sweet and spicy for some tastes!
36. Why did the turkey start a podcast?
Because it wanted to get stuffed with good conversations.
37. How did the mashed potatoes turn the Thanksgiving party upside down?
They really knew how to stir the pot.
38. What’s the best way to cook a Thanksgiving turkey?
Stuff it, bake it, and then let everyone get dirty!
39. Why don’t turkeys like running marathons?
They’re just not built for that kind of legwork!
40. What did the stuffing say to the mashed potatoes?
“You may be creamy, but I’m stuffing your world!”
41. Why is the cranberry sauce always the star of Thanksgiving?
It’s so saucy that it steals the show!
42. What did the turkey do when it got caught sneaking into the kitchen?
It was so stuffed, it couldn’t move!
43. Why do Thanksgiving dishes never get in trouble?
Because they’re always well-behaved and well-baked.
44. What’s the worst thing about Thanksgiving?
Having to wait for the turkey to stop clucking around!
45. Why was the sweet potato blushing?
Because it was embarrassed by all the dirty talk at the table!
46. What do you call a turkey on a diet?
A skinny bird who’s still ready for stuffing!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is more than just about the food—it’s also about creating memories, and laughter is a huge part of that. These 46 dirty Thanksgiving jokes will ensure your holiday gathering stays lively, fun, and full of laughter, as long as everyone enjoys a good laugh. Just remember to keep it lighthearted and respectful, and you’ll be the hit of the holiday! Happy Thanksgiving!
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