Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun, and what better way to get into the spirit of the season than with a few cat-themed puns? Whether you’re a cat lover or just looking for something to add a little humor to your Thanksgiving dinner, these 48 cat-related jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So grab a plate of turkey and enjoy these feline-inspired jokes that will make your Thanksgiving feast even more entertaining.
1. Why did the cat sit on the turkey?
It wanted to make sure it was well-browned.
2. What do you call a cat who loves Thanksgiving dinner?
A purrrfect feast lover.
3. Why did the cat bring a napkin to the table?
It didn’t want to be caught licking its paws during dinner.
4. What’s a cat’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Purr-tatoes.
5. What did the turkey say to the cat?
“Don’t worry, I’m not your dinner!”
6. How do cats celebrate Thanksgiving?
With a feast fit for a fur-lord.
7. What did the cat say when the Thanksgiving pie was served?
“That looks purrfect for a snack!”
8. Why did the cat refuse to eat the cranberry sauce?
It was too “cat”-astrophic for its taste.
9. What do cats serve for dessert on Thanksgiving?
Paw-some pumpkin pie!
10. What’s a cat’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Getting a belly rub after the feast.
11. Why did the cat join the Thanksgiving parade?
It wanted to show off its meow-velous costume.
12. How do cats say “Happy Thanksgiving”?
“Feline thankful for you!”
13. What do cats drink at Thanksgiving dinner?
Purr-secco.
14. Why was the cat grateful for the Thanksgiving stuffing?
Because it was paws-itively delicious.
15. How do cats avoid getting stuck in the Thanksgiving leftovers?
By taking a catnap after the meal.
16. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner for cats?
A fur-tastic feast!
17. Why did the cat cross the road on Thanksgiving?
To get to the other table for more food.
18. What did the cat think of the mashed potatoes?
It said, “That’s purrfectly fluffy!”
19. Why do cats like Thanksgiving?
Because they get plenty of paws-itively tasty treats.
20. What’s the cat’s favorite part of Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey, of course – it’s the purrrfect protein.
21. How did the cat enjoy its Thanksgiving meal?
It had a paws-itively delightful time.
22. What did the cat wear to the Thanksgiving party?
A stylish fur-suit.
23. Why are cats so good at Thanksgiving dinner?
They always know how to claw their way to the best dish.
24. What did the cat say when it ate too much turkey?
“I guess I’ve reached my purr-saturation point.”
25. Why did the cat refuse to eat the pie?
It preferred the filling of a turkey leg.
26. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast for cats and dogs?
A fur-midable celebration!
27. Why did the cat wear a bib to dinner?
To catch any leftovers before they hit the floor.
28. What’s a cat’s favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
Meow-shed potatoes!
29. Why was the cat so full after Thanksgiving dinner?
It had a paws-itively stuffed belly.
30. How do cats celebrate Thanksgiving with their human?
By sitting on their lap, waiting for scraps.
31. What do cats do after Thanksgiving dinner?
Take a long nap to digest all the food.
32. Why do cats make great Thanksgiving dinner guests?
They always bring a “paw-sitive” attitude to the table.
33. What’s a Thanksgiving treat that every cat loves?
Feathered turkey bites.
34. What did the cat say about the sweet potatoes?
“They’re paw-licious!”
35. Why did the cat run away from the dinner table?
It was afraid the turkey was going to gobble it up!
36. What did the cat do after tasting the pumpkin pie?
It declared, “This is a paws-itively purrfect dessert!”
37. How did the cat feel about the Thanksgiving feast?
It was feeling purrfectly stuffed.
38. What did the turkey say to the cat at Thanksgiving?
“Please don’t try to pounce on me!”
39. Why did the cat sit near the pumpkin pie?
It knew the smell would drive it wild!
40. How do cats help with Thanksgiving prep?
They supervise from their cozy corner of the couch.
41. Why did the cat give thanks on Thanksgiving?
Because it was surrounded by paws-itively amazing food.
42. What do cats say when they’re satisfied after Thanksgiving dinner?
“Purr-fectly full!”
43. What’s a cat’s favorite drink at Thanksgiving dinner?
Cat-nog.
44. What do you call a group of cats at Thanksgiving dinner?
A purr-ty!
45. How did the cat feel after eating too much turkey?
It said, “I’m stuffed, but it was paws-itively worth it!”
46. Why was the cat so excited for Thanksgiving?
It was looking forward to the purrfect spread!
47. What do you call a cat who helps prepare Thanksgiving dinner?
A whisker-taker.
48. Why did the cat leave the Thanksgiving table early?
It was ready for its post-feast nap!
Conclusion
As we close this Thanksgiving celebration of cat puns, we hope these feline-inspired jokes have brought a little laughter and joy to your holiday. Thanksgiving is all about giving thanks, and what better way to show gratitude than by sharing a good laugh with friends and family. Whether you’re celebrating with your human loved ones or your furry feline friends, may your day be filled with purrs, turkey, and plenty of fun! Happy Thanksgiving!
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