Thanksgiving is a time for family gatherings, feasts, and, of course, laughter. While the main focus might be on the food, traditions, and gratitude, there’s always room for humor around the dinner table. And what better way to get everyone laughing than with some hilarious yet completely “lame” Thanksgiving jokes? Sometimes, the cheesier, the better! These jokes will surely bring a smile to everyone’s face (even if it’s just out of sheer groaning). So, grab a plate of turkey, relax, and enjoy these 45 Thanksgiving jokes that are so corny, they might just become your new favorite holiday tradition.
45 Lame Thanksgiving Jokes for a Fun Holiday
1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
2. What do you call a stuffed animal that’s also a Thanksgiving treat? A plush pie.
3. What did one turkey say to another? “Get your own drumsticks!”
4. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing.
5. Why do turkeys never use a computer? They’re afraid of the mouse.
6. What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow? “Let’s stick together!”
7. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
8. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat.
9. How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie? With a pumpkin patch.
10. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick? Because it wanted to be a part of the band!
11. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Put it in a big bag and call it a day!
12. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
13. Why don’t turkeys ever tell jokes? They might crack up!
14. What do you call a turkey with a bandana? A gobbler rocker.
15. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so good at basketball? Because it had great dunking skills.
16. How do you know when a turkey is getting too full? When it starts to “gobble” everything in sight!
17. What do you call a turkey who’s a math genius? A bird with some serious “figures.”
18. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey? “Quit being so stuffed!”
19. Why did the pilgrim bring a pencil to dinner? Because he wanted to draw a “plate” of food.
20. What do you call a turkey who’s been to space? An astro-bird.
21. How do turkeys get their exercise? By running around the yard doing the “Turkey Trot.”
22. Why did the gravy break up with the turkey? It didn’t feel the “sauce.”
23. What do you call a turkey that tells stories? A tale-gobbler.
24. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey refuse to talk to the mashed potatoes? It didn’t want to get “sauced.”
25. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Drizzle.
26. Why do we never invite the pie to dinner? Because it’s always “crusty.”
27. What did the pilgrims use to keep their pants up? A turkey belt.
28. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little “pie”-cademic knowledge!
29. How do you know when a Thanksgiving dinner is a success? When no one “stuffed” themselves too much.
30. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? A naked bird.
31. Why did the sweet potatoes break up? They were in a “jam.”
32. What do you call a turkey who can’t stop telling jokes? A “pun”key.
33. Why don’t we tell secrets on Thanksgiving? Because the corn has ears.
34. What did the football team eat for Thanksgiving dinner? The quarterback!
35. Why did the pie go to therapy? It needed to “open up” about its feelings.
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Catch and “gobble”!
37. Why don’t turkeys ever play poker? They’re afraid of the “poultry” in the pot!
38. What did the potatoes say to the turkey? “You’re ‘mash’-terful!”
39. Why did the turkey bring a pencil to dinner? It was trying to “draw” attention.
40. How do turkeys stay in shape? By doing the “Turkey Trot” every day.
41. Why did the turkey wear a sweater? Because it was feeling a little “chilly.”
42. What did the cranberry sauce say to the mashed potatoes? “Don’t get all mashed up over me.”
43. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving? It was always “ear-resistible.”
44. How does a turkey respond to a compliment? “Thanks for the ‘gobble’-tion!”
45. Why don’t you ever argue with a turkey? They’re always a bit “stuffed” with opinions.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time for togetherness, great food, and sharing laughs, whether it’s over delicious meals or a plate full of bad jokes. These 45 lame Thanksgiving jokes are sure to bring some fun to your holiday table, creating memorable moments that everyone will enjoy. Whether you groan, chuckle, or facepalm, the laughter will add warmth to your celebrations. So, this Thanksgiving, don’t forget to serve up a healthy helping of humor alongside your turkey!
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