Dad jokes are a unique part of comedic culture, beloved for their simple puns, dry humor, and often cringe-worthy delivery. In 2025, a fun twist on the classic dad joke phenomenon has emerged: the drunk dad joke. This new variation retains all the charm of dad jokes but with a bit more uninhibited humor, often making them funnier—or at least more awkwardly entertaining. Whether you’re at a family gathering, a barbecue, or a casual get-together, these jokes are sure to get people laughing or groaning. Without further ado, here are 46 original drunk dad jokes to enjoy this year.
46 Hilarious Drunk Dad Jokes to Keep You Laughing in 2025
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
3. I tried to start a band called 1023MB.
We haven’t got a gig yet.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
6. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
8. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
9. I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I’m slowly getting over it.
10. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
12. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
13. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
14. Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
15. I’m terrified of elevators.
I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
16. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
17. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
18. I told my wife she was the only one for me.
She said, “Well, that’s a pretty low bar.”
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
20. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
21. I’ve started investing in stocks.
But I don’t know where I keep them.
22. I used to play piano by ear.
But now I use my hands.
23. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
24. Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other?
They don’t have the heart for it.
25. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
26. What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
27. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
28. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
29. Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
30. I used to be a baker.
But I couldn’t make enough dough.
31. I had a dream I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
32. I’ve got a great joke about construction.
But I’m still working on it.
33. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing but let out a little wine.
34. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
35. I can’t trust people who do acupuncture.
They’re back stabbers.
36. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
37. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on.
But then it clicked.
38. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
39. Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
40. Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
41. I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang.
But eventually, it came back to me.
42. I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.
43. I told my computer I needed a break.
Now it won’t stop sending me to the beach.
44. I’ve started sleeping with my ceiling fan on.
It’s helping me with my high expectations.
45. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
46. I wanted to learn how to juggle.
But I couldn’t keep up.
Conclusion
Dad jokes, especially in their drunk iteration, may be corny, but they can never be denied the entertainment they bring. Whether you’re telling them in a casual conversation or as a playful icebreaker, they possess the charm of nostalgia combined with a refreshing unpredictability. In 2025, drunk dad jokes remain one of the best ways to add humor to any situation, and no matter how much you’ve had to drink, they’re sure to keep you laughing—maybe even more than they should. Next time you’re with family or friends, try one of these jokes and watch the room either erupt in laughter or groan in collective second-hand embarrassment—it’s all part of the fun.
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