The holiday season is a time for fun, celebration, and a bit of humor, especially at the local pub. A well-timed pun can bring a smile to anyone’s face, and when it comes to Christmas, the possibilities for holiday-themed jokes are endless. Whether you’re gathering with friends or meeting up with family, Christmas pub puns are a great way to spread joy and laughter. From playful wordplay on classic Christmas carols to hilarious takes on festive beverages, these puns are sure to keep the holiday spirit alive. Here are 48 Christmas pub puns that will have you laughing all the way to the bar.
48 Christmas Pub Puns to Brighten Your Holiday Cheers
1. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Whiskey”
Nothing says Christmas cheer quite like a little whiskey to get you in the holiday spirit. The next time you’re at the pub, why not raise a glass and toast to a merry little whiskey?
2. “Jingle Bell Rock Bottom”
For those who love a good deal, you can always enjoy some jingle bell rock bottom prices on drinks. It’s a holiday party starter!
3. “Yule Be Sorry If You Don’t Order That Drink”
The holiday season is all about being merry, so if someone hesitates at the bar, remind them, “Yule be sorry if you don’t order that drink!” A little festive nudge goes a long way.
4. “Gingerbread and Beer, What a Pair!”
Who needs wine with cheese when you have gingerbread and beer? This combo is the perfect way to mix sweet and savory during the Christmas season.
5. “Sleigh My Name, Sleigh My Drink”
Let’s be honest, nothing gets the night started better than a good drink. So, the next time you’re at the bar, just say, “Sleigh my name, sleigh my drink” for a fun twist on the classic song.
6. “Fleece Navidad”
When someone is bundled up in a cozy sweater or woolen fleece, don’t forget to wish them a “Fleece Navidad.” It’s a fun, festive way to keep the spirit alive!
7. “Deck the Halls with Shots of Jäger”
If you’re ready to get the party started, gather your friends and deck the halls with shots of Jägermeister. A great way to liven up any holiday gathering!
8. “The Grinch Who Stole My Pint”
We’ve all had that moment when someone snatches your drink. Playfully call them the Grinch who stole your pint, and laugh it off.
9. “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart”
Everyone loves a good pun, especially if it involves bacon. Order a drink with a bacon garnish and say, “Don’t go bacon my heart” as you clink your glasses.
10. “Have a Holly, Jolly Lager”
Lagers are a classic pub drink, so why not give it a festive twist? When someone orders one, say, “Have a holly, jolly lager,” and make the cheers even more special.
11. “Oh, Drink the Mistletoe!”
What better way to spread some holiday cheer than by toasting with a drink under the mistletoe? After all, kissing and cocktails make for a perfect Christmas combo.
12. “Let It Beer”
Instead of “Let It Snow,” why not “Let It Beer”? It’s a great pun for those who prefer a cold one over a snowy winter wonderland.
13. “You’re the Wine I Want for Christmas”
If you’re in the mood for a little romance, grab a glass of wine and say, “You’re the wine I want for Christmas.” It’s a sweet and funny way to celebrate the season.
14. “Santa’s on the Naughty List, but I’m on the Tipsy List”
We all know Santa keeps track of who’s naughty and nice, but when you’re having a great time at the pub, just let everyone know that you’re on the tipsy list.
15. “Tis the Season to be Freezin’… and Drinkin’”
Cold weather is the perfect excuse to sip on warm cocktails or cozy up with a cold beer. This pun is ideal for those winter pub visits.
16. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Whiskey”
The holiday season brings out the best in both decorations and spirits. As you sit at the bar, announce that “It’s beginning to look a lot like whiskey” to really set the mood.
17. “Oh Come All Ye Faithful Beer Lovers”
Christmas carols are a big part of the season, so why not put your own twist on one? Sing out loud with a fun rendition of “Oh Come All Ye Faithful,” but swap in beer lovers for the perfect pub anthem.
18. “Frosty the Beer Man”
What’s better than a frosty pint on a chilly evening? Just like Frosty the Snowman, a cold beer makes everything better. A simple pun with a classic twist!
19. “Wrap Me Up in a Christmas Ale”
When you’re feeling festive and cozy, there’s nothing like wrapping yourself up in a Christmas Ale. It’s the perfect drink for those long holiday nights at the pub.
20. “I’m Dreaming of a White Russian Christmas”
For those who love a good cocktail, why not dream of a White Russian Christmas? It’s a creamy and indulgent drink that will make your holiday celebrations even more special.
21. “Jingle All the Way to the Bar”
If you’ve got your party shoes on and are ready for a great time, head to the bar and jingle all the way! It’s the only way to travel this Christmas season.
22. “I’ll Be Home for Beers-mas”
It’s not just about being home for Christmas; sometimes, it’s about being home for beers. Share this pun when you’re gathered with loved ones for a pint.
23. “The Twelve Beers of Christmas”
What’s better than the twelve days of Christmas? How about the twelve beers of Christmas! Take a festive spin on the classic carol and make it your pub anthem.
24. “We Wish You a Merry Guinness”
For fans of dark, rich beer, a toast with a hearty “We wish you a merry Guinness” is a great way to kick off the holiday season.
25. “Snow Way I’m Going Home Without Another Round”
The holidays are about enjoying yourself, and there’s no better way to do that than with another drink. Remind your friends, “Snow way I’m going home without another round!”
26. “Reindeer Games at the Pub”
You can’t have a true Christmas celebration without a little competition. Challenge your friends to some reindeer games while enjoying your favorite holiday beverage.
27. “May Your Christmas Be Hoppy and Bright”
If you’re a fan of hops, this pun is perfect for your holiday season. It’s a cheerful way to wish others a hoppy and bright Christmas.
28. “Let’s Get Lit with Christmas Spirits”
What better way to get into the holiday mood than by sipping on Christmas spirits? Whether it’s spiked eggnog or a festive cocktail, let’s get lit!
29. “Pint of Joy to the World”
Raise a glass and share the joy of the season. A pint of joy to the world is just what the holidays need.
30. “Frosty’s Favorite Drink is a Cold One”
Just like Frosty the Snowman loves the cold, so does a frosty pint! Share this one with your fellow beer lovers during the holiday season.
31. “A Shot of Christmas Cheer”
Sometimes, all you need is a shot of Christmas cheer to keep the spirits high. Whether it’s whiskey or something spiced, this pun is sure to get the party started.
32. “Ho Ho Ho! Bring Me a Bottle of Rum”
Santa may be known for his ho ho ho, but he’s also a fan of a good drink. Next time you’re at the pub, ask for a bottle of rum in Santa’s honor.
33. “You Can’t Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy Eggnog”
For those who love the creamy, festive drink, this pun is a great way to bring some humor to your eggnog order.
34. “Tinsel and Tequila”
Tinsel makes everything sparkle, and so does tequila! This fun combination is sure to be a hit at any Christmas pub gathering.
35. “Holly Jolly IPA”
For IPA lovers, this pun is the perfect way to enjoy your favorite beer during the holidays. Cheers to a holly jolly IPA!
36. “On the First Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave Me Beer”
Who says the twelve days of Christmas are just about gifts? On the first day, toast with a beer to start the celebration!
37. “Christmas Cheers, with a Twist of Lime”
Lime can give any drink a refreshing twist, just like the holiday season gives us a fresh perspective on cheer and joy.
38. “The Frosty Brewman Cometh”
Channeling the icy spirit of winter, this pun plays on the name of a classic Christmas character and a cold, refreshing brew.
39. “Chillin’ with My Favorite Christmas Cocktail”
If you’re enjoying a festive cocktail, why not make it official by chilling with your favorite one this season?
40. “Yule Drink, Yule Dance”
No holiday party is complete without a few drinks and a little dancing. So go ahead, yule drink and yule dance the night away.
41. “Santa’s Sleigh Needs Some Sparkling Wine”
Why not help Santa out with a little sparkling wine to get his sleigh off the ground? It’s the perfect way to toast to a merry Christmas.
42. “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Beer”
It’s not just about the holidays—it’s about the new year too! A cheerful toast to the new year with a new beer is a great way to celebrate both.
43. “Naughty or Nice, I’ll Take a Cold Beer”
Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, a cold beer is always the right choice for Christmas cheer.
44. “Have a Beer-y Merry Christmas”
This pun is perfect for beer enthusiasts who want to wish everyone a merry Christmas in the best way possible.
45. “Let’s Get Frosted with Holiday Cocktails”
Whether it’s a spiked cider or a winter-themed cocktail, getting frosted with drinks is a fun way to celebrate.
46. “Sleigh All Day, Drink All Night”
This holiday slogan is perfect for those who want to make the most of their festive season with drinks and fun.
47. “‘Tis the Season for Spiked Cider”
Warm and spiced, a nice glass of spiked cider is the perfect holiday drink, and this pun brings it all together.
48. “Oh, the Weather Outside is Frightful, But the Beer is So Delightful”
When the weather is cold, nothing is more delightful than a warm drink. Sing this pun for an extra touch of holiday humor.
Conclusion
These 48 Christmas pub puns are the perfect way to add some light-hearted fun to your holiday celebrations. Whether you’re toasting with friends or enjoying a drink with family, these puns will keep everyone laughing and in high spirits. The next time you’re at the pub this holiday season, don’t forget to share these festive jokes with everyone around you. After all, laughter is the best way to make this Christmas even merrier.
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