Christmas is a time of merriment and joy, where friends and family come together to celebrate the holiday season. Amidst the laughter and festivities, a good joke can add an extra dose of cheer. In this article, we explore the humorous side of Christmas with 40 jokes that bring together the holiday spirit and a touch of whimsical drunkenness. These jokes are perfect for sharing at holiday parties, around the dinner table, or even with coworkers during a festive office gathering. Let’s toast to laughter and dive into these merry and mildly tipsy Christmas jokes!
40 Drunk Christmas Jokes
1. Why did the tipsy elf refuse to drink any more eggnog?
Because he didn’t want to get “elf-ebriated” before the big night!
2. Why was Rudolph always chosen to drive the sleigh?
Because he’s the most “deer”-pendable designated driver at the North Pole!
3. What does Santa take at bedtime to help him sleep?
A “nightcap” of milk and cookies… with a splash of rum!
4. Why did the snowman want to try alcohol?
He heard it would give him a “blizzard” of a good time!
5. Why did the Christmas tree go to the bar?
To get “lit” for the holidays!
6. Why did the carolers stop at the bar?
They heard it was the best place to find “spirited” holiday cheer!
7. Why was the Christmas tree so great at parties?
It always knew how to “spruce” up the celebrations… until the morning “pine-over!”
8. Why did the mistletoe get invited to all the Christmas parties?
Because it was always “kissing” under the influence!
9. What did the elf say to the bartender after ordering a drink?
“I’m ‘elf-taught’ when it comes to mixing Christmas spirits!”
10. Why did Santa’s workshop have a strict policy against alcohol at the office Christmas party?
Because one too many “jolly” elves turned into “tipsy” toy makers!
11. Why did the Christmas present get in trouble at the bar?
It was caught “regifting” drinks to everyone!
12. Why did the gingerbread man avoid the holiday punch?
Because he didn’t want to end up “ginger-bread” on the floor!
13. Why was the nutcracker always the life of the Christmas party?
Because he could crack jokes and nuts with equal enthusiasm after a few “nutty” drinks!
14. Why did the Christmas stocking hang out at the wine cellar?
It wanted to be “stocked” with the finest holiday “spirits”!
15. Why did the candy cane go to rehab?
It had a “sticky” situation with peppermint schnapps!
16. Why did Santa put the reindeer on the naughty list?
Because they were caught “blitzen” too much eggnog!
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17. Why did the Christmas turkey join the champagne toast?
It wanted to be the “toast” of the holiday feast!
18. Why did the snowball melt at the Christmas party?
It was spiked with a little too much “rum-ba rum-pum-pum”!
19. Why did the Grinch steal all the holiday punch?
He wanted to have a “Grinch-mas” hangover!
20. Why did Santa learn to juggle at the North Pole?
To keep his “spirits” high during the long night of delivering presents!
21. Why did the mistletoe get kicked out of the bar?
It kept making everyone “merry” with unexpected kisses!
22. Why did Mrs. Claus bring cookies to the bar?
To soak up the “Christmas spirits” before the reindeer fly!
23. Why did the Christmas ornament visit the wine cellar?
It heard the holiday “cheers” were unmatched!
24. Why did the Christmas jester perform stand-up comedy at the party?
To keep the holiday “spirits” alive with laughter!
25. Why did the tinsel refuse to decorate the tree?
It was too “tinsel-ated” after a night of holiday cocktails!
26. Why did the dog sing “Jingle Bells” after too much eggnog?
Because it was a “howl-iday” tradition to sing when “woofed”!
27. Why did the snowman refuse another drink?
It was already “snowballed” after one too many!
28. Why did the jellybean go to the Christmas party?
To add a “sweet” touch to the “spirited” festivities!
29. Why did Santa’s sleigh have a minibar?
To keep the reindeer “merry” and bright throughout the long night!
30. Why did the reindeer sing Christmas carols after the party?
To spread “rein-deer” joy and holiday “spirits”!
31. Why did the mischievous elf get kicked out of the bar?
It kept making “Elf-tini” cocktails without permission!
32. Why did Santa learn to juggle at the North Pole?
To keep his “spirits” high during the long night of delivering presents!
33. Why did the cheerleader lead holiday cheers at the party?
To keep everyone “merry” with festive spirit!
34. Why did the mistletoe get kicked out of the bar?
It kept making everyone “merry” with unexpected kisses!
35. What did the elf say to the bartender after ordering a drink?
“I’m ‘elf-taught’ when it comes to mixing Christmas spirits!”
36. Why did the Christmas jester perform stand-up comedy at the party?
To keep the holiday “spirits” alive with laughter!
37. Why did the candy cane go to rehab?
It had a “sticky” situation with peppermint schnapps!
38. Why did the mistletoe get invited to all the Christmas parties?
Because it was always “kissing” under the influence!
39. Why did Santa’s sleigh have a minibar?
To keep the reindeer “merry” and bright throughout the long night!
40. Why did the Christmas ornament visit the wine cellar?
It heard the holiday “cheers” were unmatched!
Conclusion
Christmas is a time for joy, laughter, and celebrating with loved ones. These 40 jokes infused with a touch of holiday cheer and playful references to festive indulgence are perfect for bringing smiles and laughter to any Christmas gathering. Remember to enjoy the holiday season responsibly and cherish the moments of merriment and camaraderie that make this time of year so special. Here’s to a joyful and humor-filled Christmas for all! Cheers!