Birds have long been a source of fascination and inspiration for humans. From their graceful flights to their melodious songs, birds capture our imagination in many ways. But did you know they can also tickle our funny bones? Yes, birds and jokes can go wing-in-wing! Here’s a collection of original bird jokes that are sure to make you chirp with laughter. So, get ready to soar through a sky full of feathered humor!
A Collection of Bird Jokes
1. When should you buy a bird?
When it’s going cheep!
2. Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
3. How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
With its sparrowchute.
4. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
5. How do crows stick together in a flock?
Velcrow.
6. What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
7. What do you call a sad bird?
A bluebird!
8. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
9. What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird!
10. Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies!
11. What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds!
12. How did the bird break into the house?
With a crow bar.
13. What language do geese speak?
Porchageese.
14. What kind of bird runs the church?
A cardinal!
15. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very big bill.
16. What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies.
17. What does a bird like in his soup?
Crowtons.
18. What bird movie won an Oscar?
Lord of the Wings.
19. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequaker!
20. What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
21. What do you call a bird that kicks your butt?
Steven Seagull.
22. Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
Because they kept saying “bach bach”!
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23. What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?
A bald eagle.
24. Where does bird royalty live?
Duckingham Palace.
25. What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
The crane.
26. What books did the owl like?
Hoot-dunits!
27. What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?
A robber ducky.
28. What bird can you buy at the grocery store?
A kiwi.
29. What bird is helpful at dinner?
A swallow!
30. What’s another name for a clever duck?
A wise quacker!
31. Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
32. What soap do birds use?
Dove.
33. Where do birds invest their money?
In the stork market!
34. What did the Eagle say when he was cold?
Birrrrrd.
35. What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
36. Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks!
37. How many cans does it take to make a bird?
Two cans.
38. What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play!
39. What do you call a sick eagle?
Illegal
40. What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie!
41. What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey!
42. What does duck eat with his soup?
Quackers.
43. What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian?
Jay Leno.
44. What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
45. How do chickens get strong?
Egg-cersize.
46. Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
47. What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
48. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!
49. What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?
A funky chicken.
50. What is green and pecks on trees?
Woody the Wood Pickle.
Conclusion
Birds may be known for their songs and flights, but these jokes prove they’ve got a knack for comedy too. Whether you’re a bird enthusiast or just looking for a good laugh, these feathered jokes are sure to brighten your day. So, next time you hear a bird chirping outside your window, remember—they might just be telling you a joke!