Spider-Man, the iconic superhero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, has long been a beloved figure in the realm of comic books and movies. Known for his witty humor and quick quips, Spider-Man has charmed audiences with his playful personality and sharp one-liners. As a nod to his humorous side, we present a collection of Spider-Man-themed knock-knock jokes that capture the fun and lighthearted spirit of this friendly neighborhood superhero. These jokes are designed to bring smiles and laughter to fans of all ages. Enjoy this curated selection of Spider-Man knock-knock jokes, each crafted to keep the mood light and entertaining.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peter.
Peter who?
Peter Parker—Spider-Man’s alter ego!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Web.
Web who?
Web you been hiding, Spider-Man?
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Webb.
Webb who?
Webb you like to hear a Spider-Man joke?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spidey.
Spidey who?
Spidey senses are tingling—someone’s at the door!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
MJ.
MJ who?
MJ, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man fan!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venom.
Venom who?
Venom you ever need a laugh, I’ve got jokes!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doc.
Doc who?
Doc Ock, here to share some Spider-Man humor!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen you least expect it, Spider-Man shows up!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aunt May.
Aunt May who?
Aunt May I come in and tell you a Spider-Man joke?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peter.
Peter who?
Peter Parker’s back with another joke!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider-Man, your favorite web-slinger!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Symbiote.
Symbiote who?
Symbiote you could use some Spider-Man humor!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Green.
Green who?
Green Goblin? No, just a joke from Spider-Man!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spidey.
Spidey who?
Spidey’s got some jokes to share, just for you!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sandman.
Sandman who?
Sandman, here with a bit of Spider-Man wit!
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16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Electro.
Electro who?
Electro-lightening up with some Spider-Man fun!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino more jokes, just Spider-Man’s finest!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spidey.
Spidey who?
Spidey senses tell me you’re in for a laugh!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tobey.
Tobey who?
Tobey or not Tobey—Spider-Man’s jokes are always great!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie the Spider-Man fan, ready with a joke!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
J.J.
J.J. who?
J.J. Jameson—always looking for Spider-Man news!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hobgoblin.
Hobgoblin who?
Hobgoblin the door, here’s a Spider-Man joke!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider-Man, with a joke that’s web-tastic!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felicia.
Felicia who?
Felicia your day with Spider-Man jokes!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kurt.
Kurt who?
Kurt Connors, but I’m here with a joke, not a lizard!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norman.
Norman who?
Norman Osborn, with a joke from Spider-Man’s world!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Black Cat.
Black Cat who?
Black Cat, here with a Spider-Man themed joke!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roxon.
Roxon who?
Roxon up with Spider-Man’s favorite jokes!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flash.
Flash who?
Flash Thompson—got a Spider-Man joke for you!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chameleon.
Chameleon who?
Chameleon, here to blend in with Spider-Man’s humor!
Conclusion
We hope these Spider-Man knock-knock jokes have brought a smile to your face and added a touch of humor to your day. As Spider-Man himself would say, “With great jokes comes great responsibility.” Whether you’re a fan of the web-slinger or just in need of a good laugh, these jokes celebrate the playful spirit of one of Marvel’s most enduring heroes. Keep the humor flowing and remember, Spider-Man is always there to add a bit of fun to your day.