Thanksgiving is a time for family gatherings, feasting, and, of course, laughter. While the holiday is often filled with wholesome moments, it can also benefit from a little adult humor to lighten the mood. Here’s a collection of 38 short, dirty Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to entertain the grown-ups around the dinner table.
1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
3. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
5. How do you make a turkey float? You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
6. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobble-gobbler!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an evil hen? A foul fowl!
9. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party? It was too stuffed!
10. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? With a good joke!
11. Why did the turkey go to the party? To get stuffed!
12. What do you call a turkey with a bandage? A turkey wrap!
13. Why did the turkey refuse to eat? It was already stuffed!
14. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack, quack!”
15. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? It was ready for a roast!
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16. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A turkey trot!
17. What’s the difference between a turkey and a woman? One gets stuffed, the other gets eaten!
18. How do you know if a turkey is male or female? The male turkey costs more!
19. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A gobble-gag!
20. Why did the turkey join the gym? To get pumped for Thanksgiving!
21. What did the turkey say to the cranberry sauce? “You complete me!”
22. Why did the turkey get a ticket? For fowl play!
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek, but it always gets caught!
24. Why did the turkey get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!
25. What do you call a turkey that can play the piano? A turkey-tune!
26. Why did the turkey wear a bow tie? It wanted to look classy for dinner!
27. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A gobble-tale!
28. Why did the turkey go to school? To improve its “gobble-licious” vocabulary!
29. What do you call a turkey that can’t stop laughing? A giggle-gobbler!
30. Why did the turkey break up with its partner? It found someone more stuffing!
31. What do you call a turkey that can’t stop dancing? A boogie-gobbler!
32. Why did the turkey get a haircut? It wanted to look sharp for Thanksgiving!
33. What do you call a turkey that loves to play cards? A poker-gobbler!
34. Why did the turkey go to therapy? It had too much stuffing to deal with!
35. What do you call a turkey that loves to sing? A crooner-gobbler!
36. Why did the turkey get a makeover? It wanted to look good for dinner!
37. What do you call a turkey that loves to cook? A chef-gobbler!
38. Why did the turkey go to the beach? To get a little tan before Thanksgiving!
Conclusion
These jokes are perfect for breaking the ice and adding a touch of humor to your Thanksgiving festivities. Enjoy sharing them with family and friends, and let the laughter flow as you celebrate the holiday together. Thanksgiving is not just about the food and traditions; it’s also about creating joyful memories with loved ones. A little humor goes a long way in making the gathering more enjoyable, and these short dirty jokes are a fun way to bring everyone together. So, as you gather around the table this Thanksgiving, remember to share a laugh or two and make the most of the time spent with family and friends. Happy Thanksgiving!