The holiday season is a time for joy, laughter, and creating memories with loved ones. One of the most delightful ways to bring smiles during Christmas gatherings is through knock-knock jokes. These light-hearted, pun-filled exchanges are perfect for all ages and can easily lighten the mood. Below is a collection of 42 unique Christmas knock-knock jokes that are sure to entertain and amuse everyone around.
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste, it’s almost Christmas!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be putting out milk and cookies for Santa later!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas time is here again!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna good time was had by all at the Christmas party!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the Christmas tree today – you in?
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11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger…
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly days are here again!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf you don’t behave yourself, Santa is going to skip this house!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Izzin.
Izzin who?
Izzin Christmas the best time of year?
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for cocoa and Christmas cookies.
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who is coming tonight? It’s Santa!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to bake Christmas cookies with me?
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Deer.
Deer who?
Deer aren’t many days left until Christmas!
21. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
22. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frozen.
Frozen who?
Frozen presents under the tree!
23. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open these gifts until Christmas morning!
24. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas and I get to spend it with you!
25. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor are a lot of presents under that Christmas tree!
26. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who came down the chimney last night!
27. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
28. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Farter.
Farter who?
Farter Christmas!
29. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
30. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
31. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody can wrap presents like you!
32. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Towel.
Towel who?
Towel you explain to Santa how naughty you’ve been all year?
33. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Helen.
Helen who?
Helen Hywater, I’ll go through hell and high water to be with you on Christmas!
34. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree!
35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chris-mas is here!
36. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and help me wrap this present!
37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska the big guy in red to put you on the nice list!
38. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman, he’s got a big surprise for you!
39. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hark.
Hark who?
Hark the herald angels sing!
40. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!
41. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
42. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Interrupting Santa who?
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Conclusion
As the holiday season approaches, sharing these knock-knock jokes can be a wonderful way to bring laughter and joy to your celebrations. Whether you’re entertaining children or sharing a laugh with adults, these jokes are sure to create a festive atmosphere. Enjoy the warmth of family and friends, and let the laughter flow as you spread the Christmas cheer!