Thanksgiving is a time for family, gratitude, and, of course, an abundance of delicious food. However, as the feast concludes, many people find themselves in a post-meal haze commonly referred to as a “food coma.” This phenomenon can be both humorous and relatable, providing the perfect backdrop for some light-hearted jokes. In this article, we’ll explore 37 unique Thanksgiving food coma jokes that will bring smiles to the table and help you navigate the after-effects of a sumptuous feast.
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, gobble me!”
3. Why did the chef get kicked out of the Thanksgiving dinner?
He kept mixing up his stuffing and his feelings!
4. How do you make a turkey float?
You take a turkey and add some root beer!
5. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
6. What do you call a stuffed turkey?
A plump party guest!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
8. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peckan pie!
9. Why don’t you ever see turkeys hiding?
Because they’re always out on the table!
10. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
11. Why did the food coma cross the road?
To get to the other side of the couch!
12. What did one food coma say to the other?
“Let’s take a nap and save some room for leftovers!”
13. How do you know if you’re in a food coma?
When your couch becomes a bed!
14. What does a turkey say when it flies upside down?
“Nothing, it just squawks!”
15. Why did everyone bring a blanket to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they knew food comas were inevitable!
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16. What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?
“Let’s stick together through this coma!”
17. Why did the pumpkin pie break up with the turkey?
It found someone more a-peeling!
18. What’s the best part about Thanksgiving leftovers?
They come with built-in nap time!
19. Why did the turkey get a timeout?
For talking back during dinner!
20. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat, but especially the gobble-hop!
21. How do you fix a broken turkey?
With a turkey duct tape!
22. Why did the turkey get a promotion?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
23. What did the sweet potato say to the turkey?
“Don’t worry, we’re all in this together!”
24. How do you make a turkey float?
With a scoop of ice cream on top!
25. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so successful?
Because everyone brought their A-game… and extra plates!
26. What did the turkey wish for?
To be a little less stuffed!
27. Why did the gravy refuse to be poured?
It didn’t want to take a dive into the food coma!
28. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and seek — but they always get found!
29. Why did the pie refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to crumble under pressure!
30. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey?
“You complete me!”
31. How did the cranberry sauce propose?
With a sweet gesture!
32. Why did the food coma apply for a job?
It heard there were plenty of positions on the couch!
33. What do you call a group of turkey friends?
A gobble gang!
34. Why don’t turkeys play football?
They’re afraid of the fowl play!
35. How does a turkey ask for a second helping?
“Can I get some more love?”
36. What’s the worst part about Thanksgiving food comas?
When you dream about the feast but wake up empty-handed!
37. Why did the turkey go to school?
To improve its “gobble-ment” skills!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving food comas are a familiar experience that can be met with humor. The jokes shared here not only highlight the joy of feasting but also the camaraderie that comes with sharing a meal. As you enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner this year, remember to laugh and relish in the moments that bring family and friends together. Whether you’re cracking jokes around the table or nodding off on the couch, embrace the spirit of the holiday, and may your food coma be filled with laughter and love!
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