Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, family, and lots of food. But when it comes to sprucing up your home for the festivities, a bit of humor can go a long way. This holiday season, why not pair your DIY decorations with some light-hearted jokes? Not only will they bring smiles to your guests, but they’ll also help set a joyful tone for your Thanksgiving celebration. Below are 40 unique and witty jokes that you can incorporate into your Thanksgiving DIY decorations to make your event both festive and fun. From punny pumpkins to corny turkeys, there’s something here for everyone to enjoy!
Pumpkin Jokes to Carve Into Your Decorations
1. Why did the pumpkin sit by itself at Thanksgiving?
Because it was feeling a bit squash-ed.
2. What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
3. Why was the pumpkin so proud at Thanksgiving?
Because it had all the gourds!
4. How do pumpkins get into the holiday spirit?
They carve out time for fun!
5. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
You’ve got some crust showing!
6. Why don’t pumpkins tell secrets?
Because they’re afraid they’ll spill their guts.
7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
8. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
9. Why did the pumpkin fail its math test?
It couldn’t find its pi.
10. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie?
The Gourden Compass.
Turkey Jokes to Add a Gobble to Your Table
11. Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving?
Because they’re stuffed with joy!
12. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing!
13. Why did the turkey sit down for dinner?
It was too stuffed to stand!
14. How do you tell if a turkey is a good comedian?
If they’re full of stuffing and punchlines!
15. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
16. What do turkeys say before they tell a joke?
Get ready for some fowl humor!
17. Why can’t turkeys play cards?
Because they always lose their feathers!
18. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
19. Why didn’t the turkey finish its meal?
It got cold feet.
20. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick!
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Corny Jokes for Your Thanksgiving Feast
21. Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving?
Because it was a-maize-ing!
22. What did one ear of corn say to the other?
Quit stalking me!
23. Why do corn stalks never tell secrets?
Because they’re all ears.
24. Why don’t you invite corn to a party?
Because it’s always getting roasted.
25. What do you call a corn that sings?
A maize-ing!
26. Why did the corn get in trouble?
Because it was being a little husky.
27. What’s a corn’s favorite type of music?
Pop!
28. Why did the corn take a nap after dinner?
It was feeling a little kernel-ty.
29. What’s a corn’s favorite Thanksgiving treat?
Cornbread, of course!
30. Why did the corn get invited to all the parties?
Because it’s always popping!
Pie Jokes to Sweeten Up Your Decorations
31. Why do pies love Thanksgiving?
Because they get to show their fillings!
32. What’s the pie’s favorite exercise?
Pie-lates.
33. Why did the apple pie break up with the pumpkin pie?
It found something more a-peeling!
34. What did the pumpkin pie say when it was asked to tell a joke?
I’m on a roll!
35. Why do pies always finish first in a race?
Because they know how to keep their crust!
36. What’s a pie’s favorite dance move?
The twist!
37. Why did the pie refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get into a sticky situation.
38. How do pies stay in shape?
They do plenty of crunches!
39. What kind of pie do ghosts prefer at Thanksgiving?
Boo-berry pie.
40. Why was the Thanksgiving pie so famous?
Because it had all the right ingredients for success!
Conclusion
Adding jokes to your Thanksgiving DIY decorations is a fun and light-hearted way to make your gathering more memorable. Whether it’s a witty pumpkin pun or a turkey joke to get the laughter rolling, these 40 Thanksgiving DIY decorations jokes will surely add a spark of joy to your holiday. From the dinner table to the mantel, you can incorporate these bits of humor into place cards, napkins, or even a Thanksgiving joke jar for guests to pick from. Not only will your decorations look fantastic, but they’ll also provide a talking point for everyone to share in the laughter and fun. After all, Thanksgiving is about enjoying each other’s company — and what better way to do that than with a good laugh?
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