Thanksgiving Day is a time for family gatherings, delicious food, and, unfortunately, traffic jams. Whether you’re driving across town to visit relatives or making a long trek to a holiday destination, you might find yourself stuck in traffic. To lighten the mood and bring some laughter to the holiday chaos, here are 47 Thanksgiving Day traffic jokes. Enjoy these funny quips while navigating the roads this holiday season!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
2. What do you call a traffic jam on Thanksgiving?
A turkey trot!
3. Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
4. What did the turkey say to the traffic light?
“Don’t change! I’m just trying to get across!”
5. Why did the Thanksgiving driver stay calm?
Because he was “gravy” with the flow!
6. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music during a traffic jam?
Anything with a good beat!
7. Why did the turkey get in the car?
Because it wanted to go to a “gobble” party!
8. What do you call a car full of turkeys?
A poultry in motion!
9. Why was the turkey bad at driving?
Because it always took the wrong “gobble”!
10. How do turkeys communicate in traffic?
They use their “beak”-s to honk!
11. Why did the chicken join the Thanksgiving parade?
To avoid the traffic!
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite road sign?
“Gobble Zone: Slow Down!”
13. Why don’t turkeys like to get lost?
They can’t find their way back to the “hen” house!
14. What did one turkey say to another stuck in traffic?
“Let’s wing it and find a shortcut!”
15. Why do traffic jams happen on Thanksgiving?
Because everyone wants to “gobble” up the road!
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16. How do you make a Thanksgiving driver smile?
Tell them to take a “brake” for dessert!
17. What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey in a traffic accident?
A “poultry” mishap!
18. Why did the driver bring a turkey to the traffic jam?
For some “driving” inspiration!
19. What did the turkey say when it saw the traffic?
“Looks like we’re stuck in a jam, folks!”
20. Why did the pumpkin pie refuse to get on the highway?
It couldn’t handle the “crust” of traffic!
21. What’s a turkey’s favorite driving game?
“Guess Who’s Stuck in Traffic!”
22. Why do turkeys always win the race to dinner?
Because they know the best shortcuts!
23. What did the turkey say to the GPS?
“Recalculate that route; I’m going to the feast!”
24. Why did the driver’s Thanksgiving meal get cold?
They were stuck in traffic too long!
25. How do turkeys avoid getting lost in traffic?
They follow the “gobble” signs!
26. What’s a turkey’s favorite car model?
The “Plymouth Rock”!
27. Why do turkeys never get stressed in traffic?
Because they always take it one “step” at a time!
28. What do turkeys say when they’re stuck behind a slow car?
“Feather it out and move!”
29. Why was the turkey so good at directions?
Because it had “stuffing” for the road!
30. What’s a turkey’s worst nightmare during Thanksgiving?
A traffic jam on the way to the feast!
31. Why don’t turkeys use Uber?
Because they prefer to wing it themselves!
32. What did the traffic light say to the turkey?
“Stay in your lane!”
33. How do turkeys make decisions while driving?
They “gobble” together!
34. Why was the turkey’s car always messy?
Because it had too many “leftovers”!
35. What do you call a turkey who can’t drive?
A “stuffed” bird!
36. Why did the turkey get pulled over?
For “winging” it through a red light!
37. How do you know if a turkey is a bad driver?
It keeps turning left when it should go right!
38. Why did the driver eat a turkey sandwich while stuck in traffic?
Because it was the only way to make it a “tasty” delay!
39. What do you call a Thanksgiving traffic jam on the highway?
A “gobble-glock”!
40. Why do turkeys avoid busy intersections?
Because they can’t handle the “poultry” pressure!
41. What’s a turkey’s favorite road trip snack?
“Wing-dings”!
42. Why was the Thanksgiving driver always late?
Because they couldn’t stop “gobbling” about their plans!
43. How do turkeys stay updated on traffic?
They follow the “gobble” news!
44. What did the turkey say during rush hour?
“Let’s make it a ‘feast’ for the senses!”
45. Why do turkeys like to drive slow?
To enjoy the “view” of the holiday lights!
46. How do you know if a turkey is leading the way?
It always takes the “scenic route”!
47. What did one turkey say to the other after a long drive?
“Next year, let’s just fly!”
Conclusion
As you navigate the holiday traffic this Thanksgiving, these jokes are sure to add some humor to the journey. They’re perfect for sharing with family and friends as you wait for the roads to clear. Remember, while the roads may be congested, the spirit of Thanksgiving is all about gathering, enjoying delicious food, and making memories. Safe travels, and happy Thanksgiving!
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