Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and, of course, laughter. What better way to celebrate the holiday than by gathering around the television for a Thanksgiving movie marathon? As you enjoy classic films filled with turkey, gratitude, and festive cheer, these 47 Thanksgiving movie marathon jokes will add an extra layer of fun to your gathering. Whether you’re sharing them during a family dinner or using them as icebreakers while watching movies, these Thanksgiving-themed jokes are sure to entertain everyone.
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a stuffed animal turkey?
A plush turkey!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, Google, Google!”
5. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
6. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
8. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Christmas!
9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A turkey that can multi-task!
10. Why did the chef break up with the turkey?
It couldn’t stop gobbling!
11. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
Peckan pie!
12. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because it couldn’t stop clucking!
13. What do turkeys like to do on their day off?
Just wing it!
14. Why did the turkey get a penalty?
For excessive feathering!
15. What did the turkey say to the stuffing?
“You’re stuffing me!”
16. Why did the turkey join the gym?
To work on its pecks!
17. What do you call a turkey with a bad attitude?
A fowl mood!
18. Why did the turkey go to the party?
Because it heard it was going to be a real feast!
19. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
20. Why did the turkey fly away?
Because it was too stuffed to walk!
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21. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A comedi-gobbler!
22. Why did the turkey get a promotion?
It was a real team player!
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The turkey trot!
24. Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin?
Because it wanted to be a pie!
25. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories?
A gobble-ologist!
26. Why did the turkey get a ticket?
For fowl play!
27. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
28. Why do turkeys always go to the movies?
Because they love to see the latest fowl flicks!
29. What do you call a turkey that loves math?
A feather-weight genius!
30. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to dinner?
Because it wanted to pack its own lunch!
31. What did the turkey say to its reflection?
“Don’t you look good!”
32. Why do turkeys make terrible secret agents?
Because they always gobble up the information!
33. What do you call a turkey in space?
An astronot!
34. Why did the turkey get lost?
It couldn’t find its way out of the corn maze!
35. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
“Feast Fiction!”
36. Why did the turkey apply for a job?
To make some extra dough for the holidays!
37. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a detective?
A poultry investigator!
38. Why do turkeys never get lost?
They always know how to wing it!
39. What do you call a turkey that loves to shop?
A sale-gobbler!
40. Why did the turkey go to school?
To improve its egg-spertise!
41. What do turkeys do on Thanksgiving night?
They get stuffed!
42. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and seek—because they’re great at it!
43. Why did the turkey sit at the head of the table?
Because it wanted to be the main course!
44. What do you call a turkey with a cold?
A turkey sneeze!
45. Why was the turkey so good at baseball?
Because it always scored a turkey!
46. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a bear?
A gobble bear!
47. Why did the turkey start a band?
Because it wanted to rock the flock!
Conclusion
As you gather for your Thanksgiving movie marathon, remember that laughter is a great way to enhance the spirit of the holiday. These jokes can serve as perfect conversation starters, create a joyful atmosphere, and make your time together even more memorable. Enjoy the films, share the jokes, and relish the moments spent with family and friends.
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