Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, family, and delicious food. However, it can also come with the unexpected surprise of uninvited guests. These surprise visitors can add a humorous twist to the day, and what better way to embrace the chaos than with some laughter? This article delves into 42 unique jokes about unexpected Thanksgiving guests, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. From the quirky to the downright silly, these jokes will make your Thanksgiving gathering even more memorable.
1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a guest who always shows up uninvited? A turkey in disguise!
3. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the stuffing? It found someone with more flavor!
4. How do you invite unexpected guests to dinner? By sending them a “Come hungry” text!
5. What did the unexpected guest say when they arrived late? “I brought my appetite, hope that’s enough!”
6. Why don’t skeletons ever host Thanksgiving? Because they don’t have the guts to invite guests!
7. What did the turkey say to the unexpected guest? “Don’t be a turkey, sit down!”
8. Why was the unexpected guest always invited? They brought the best side dishes—extra drama!
9. What happens when you invite too many guests? You end up with a crowded gravy boat!
10. Why did the pie refuse to share its filling? It was afraid of losing its slice of the party!
11. What’s a Thanksgiving guest’s favorite game? Hide and seek—especially when hiding from the kitchen!
12. Why was the stuffing so popular with guests? It really knew how to fluff things up!
13. What did the turkey say to the surprise guest? “I hope you’re not here for my neck!”
14. Why did the unexpected guest bring a ladder? They heard the turkey was on the top shelf!
15. How do you keep an unexpected guest entertained? Serve them a plate and tell them about your recipes!
16. What did the mashed potatoes say to the uninvited guest? “You’re on thin gravy, buddy!”
17. Why did the corn refuse to play games with the guests? It didn’t want to be husked!
18. What did the unexpected guest bring to Thanksgiving dinner? A whole lot of uninvited chaos!
19. Why was the cranberry sauce so shy? Because it knew it wasn’t invited to the main course!
20. What do you call a Thanksgiving guest who can’t stop talking? A yam that won’t quit yammering!
21. How did the unexpected guest make their entrance? With a pie in one hand and a pun in the other!
22. Why did the family put up with unexpected guests? They were just too good at gravy!
23. What’s the first rule of unexpected guests? Always hide the turkey!
24. Why do unexpected guests love Thanksgiving? They get to feast without the fuss!
25. What did the pumpkin pie say when the guest arrived? “Welcome, let’s slice up some fun!”
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26. Why was the turkey nervous about surprise guests? It didn’t want to be the main attraction!
27. What’s a great way to deal with unexpected guests? Serve them a plate of leftovers from last year!
28. Why do unexpected guests bring their own dishes? They don’t trust the family chef!
29. What did the stuffing say when the unexpected guest arrived? “Let’s roll with the punches!”
30. How do you know a guest is unexpected? They bring their own chair!
31. What did the turkey say when an unexpected guest sat down? “You’re taking up my space, buddy!”
32. Why was the table so crowded? Because every unexpected guest brought their own plus one!
33. How do you handle a surprise guest at Thanksgiving? Just add more mashed potatoes!
34. What do you call a guest who eats everything? A “gobble-tastic” Thanksgiving surprise!
35. Why did the unexpected guest make a toast? To butter everyone up!
36. What’s the secret to handling unexpected guests? Always keep the fridge stocked with pie!
37. How do you know if someone is an unexpected guest? They bring more laughter than food!
38. Why did the unexpected guest stay for dessert? They were just waiting for the “sweet” surprise!
39. What’s the best way to make unexpected guests feel welcome? Offer them a slice of your best joke!
40. Why did the family laugh at the unexpected guest? They knew they’d always spice up the feast!
41. What do you call it when an unexpected guest brings a friend? A surprise guest star!
42. Why was the unexpected guest’s arrival so timely? They came just in time for the food fight!
Conclusion
Unexpected guests can turn a typical Thanksgiving into a day filled with laughter and joy. These 42 jokes remind us that a sense of humor is essential when navigating the surprises that come our way. As you gather with friends and family, may your day be filled with delicious food, cherished memories, and plenty of giggles. Happy Thanksgiving!
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