Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with friends and family, sharing delicious meals, and, of course, having a good laugh. Whether you’re hosting a late Thanksgiving party or just looking to spread some holiday cheer, jokes are a fantastic way to lighten the mood. Here are 45 unique and hilarious Thanksgiving party jokes to enjoy at your late celebration.
1. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
3. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
4. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google!”
5. Why do turkeys always go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned good table manners!
6. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
7. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
8. Why don’t turkeys like to play cards?
Because they’re afraid of cheaters!
9. What do you call a stuffed animal turkey?
A gobble-head!
10. Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
11. How do you know if a turkey is well informed?
It’s a “fowl” scholar!
12. What did the turkey say to the chef?
“Stop buttering me up!”
13. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party?
Because he was a little too “fowl” for everyone!
14. How does a turkey get ready for a party?
By putting on its best “gobble”!
15. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
A leftover!
16. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
17. What do you call a turkey with a band?
A “gobble” band!
18. Why did the turkey get a drum set?
Because it wanted to play “gobble” music!
19. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultrygeist!
20. Why did the turkey take a nap?
Because it was stuffed!
21. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A comedi-gobble!
22. Why did the turkey run for office?
It wanted to be elected as the “poultry” president!
23. How does a turkey propose?
With a “fowl” ring!
24. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Any pie that’s “stuffed” with humor!
25. What did the turkey wear to the party?
A fancy “gobble” gown!
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26. Why did the turkey join a gym?
To work on its “poultry” lifting!
27. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The “drumstick”!
28. Why did the turkey join a choir?
To improve its “gobble” skills!
29. What did the turkey say to the gravy?
“You make me feel saucy!”
30. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was already “stuffed”!
31. What did one turkey say to another at the party?
“Let’s get this “gobble” started!”
32. Why was the turkey a terrible comedian?
Because it always “cracked” under pressure!
33. What do you call a turkey who loves math?
A “gobble” mathematician!
34. How do you make a turkey float?
You need two scoops of ice cream and a turkey!
35. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
36. Why did the turkey refuse to play hide and seek?
Because it was afraid it would get “caught”!
37. What do you call a turkey who tells stories?
A “gobble” narrator!
38. What did the turkey say at the end of dinner?
“Let’s do this again next year!”
39. How do you know a turkey is having a good time?
It’s always “gobbling” with laughter!
40. Why did the turkey break up with its partner?
It felt “stuffed” in the relationship!
41. What did the turkey say to its reflection?
“Looking good, fowl!”
42. How does a turkey end a conversation?
“Let’s wing it!”
43. Why was the turkey always calm?
Because it knew how to “chill”!
44. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and “gobble”!
45. How do turkeys greet each other?
With a “gobble” and a hug!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving brings joy, laughter, and the opportunity to create lasting memories with loved ones. Whether you share these jokes around the dinner table or at a late Thanksgiving party, they are sure to bring smiles and laughter to all. Enjoy the festivities and remember that laughter is one of the best ingredients for any celebration!
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