Thanksgiving is a time for food, family, and fun, but sometimes gatherings can use a little extra spark to break the ice. Sharing jokes is a great way to bring everyone together, create laughter, and warm up the conversation before diving into that turkey. Whether you’re at the dinner table or waiting for the big meal, these Thanksgiving icebreaker jokes are sure to lighten the mood. Here are 46 unique and clever jokes to share with your loved ones this holiday season!
1. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
He was already stuffed!
2. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
3. Why don’t turkeys play football?
Because they always get tackled!
4. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
5. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
6. How do you send a turkey letter in the mail?
With a featherweight stamp!
7. What do you call it when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A feast that never ends!
8. Why did the pie go to school?
It wanted to be a little more well-rounded.
9. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
10. How did the scarecrow win the Thanksgiving talent show?
He was outstanding in his field!
11. What key won’t open any doors on Thanksgiving?
A turkey!
12. Why don’t turkeys tell secrets?
Because they might gobble them up!
13. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
14. What’s the most musical part of the turkey?
The drumstick!
15. Why did the farmer separate the turkey and the vegetables?
He didn’t want them to squash the conversation!
16. How do turkeys show their gratitude?
They say, “Thanks-gobbling!”
17. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
18. Why don’t turkeys fly south for the winter?
Because they’re chicken!
19. What’s the best song to play at Thanksgiving dinner?
“All About That Baste!”
20. Why did the turkey sit at the dinner table?
Because he wanted to be part of the feast!
21. How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie?
With a little pumpkin patch!
22. What did the stuffing say to the turkey?
“I’m always here to fill you up!”
23. Why did the chef invite the turkey to his podcast?
Because it was a sound bite!
24. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie genre?
Feast-ure films!
25. How do you know when a turkey is telling a joke?
When they hit you with the punch gobble!
26. What’s the best Thanksgiving dance move?
The turkey trot!
27. Why don’t cranberries ever get along with the turkey?
Because they’re always in a jam!
28. What did the turkey say to the potatoes?
“You mash me up!”
29. Why was the turkey always invited to parties?
Because he’s such a fowl-miliar face!
30. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
31. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to dinner?
Because it was ready to be served!
32. What side dish do turkeys always want seconds of?
Corn on the gob!
33. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and gobble seek!
34. Why do pumpkins make great storytellers?
Because they always have good “gourd” tales!
35. How do you stop a turkey from being noisy?
Put it on silent mode!
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather?
Anything that’s a little breezy—perfect for spreading wings!
37. Why are turkeys bad at math?
They can’t figure out how many times to multiply their gobbles!
38. What’s the turkey’s least favorite part of Thanksgiving?
Getting roasted!
39. Why did the turkey go to therapy?
It had a lot of unresolved stuffing issues.
40. How do turkeys get in shape for Thanksgiving?
They do lots of wing lifts!
41. What do you call a famous turkey?
A poultry-geist!
42. Why did the turkey get a standing ovation?
Because it was the main course of the evening!
43. What kind of face do pumpkins make when they’re surprised?
They go “gourd-smacked!”
44. Why don’t turkeys ever get in trouble?
Because they always wing it!
45. What’s the best way to serve a smart turkey?
On a platter of “baste” advice!
46. Why did the mashed potatoes start a band?
They had a lot of great “spud-ner” hits!
Conclusion
Laughter is the best seasoning for any Thanksgiving meal, and these icebreaker jokes are the perfect way to ensure that your gathering is full of smiles and cheer. Whether you’re spending Thanksgiving with family or friends, these jokes can be a fun addition to the festivities, making the holiday even more memorable. So, before digging into the turkey, why not break the ice with a little humor and get everyone in the holiday spirit? Share these jokes and spread the joy this Thanksgiving!
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