Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with loved ones, indulging in delicious food, and sharing gratitude. But we all know there’s always that one guest who brings a little too much – whether it’s an overabundance of side dishes, unnecessary extra desserts, or just an opinion no one asked for. These moments are perfect for humor, especially when we turn them into lighthearted jokes. Below, we’ve collected 43 unique and hilarious jokes about guests who bring too much to Thanksgiving. Get ready to laugh through the holiday as we poke fun at those overzealous guests who think more is always better!
Jokes About Guests Bringing Too Many Dishes
1. Why did the guest bring ten pies to Thanksgiving?
Because one for each finger seemed reasonable!
2. What do you call a guest who shows up with 15 casseroles?
An overachiever with a side of mashed potatoes!
3. Why did Aunt Sue bring 20 rolls to Thanksgiving?
She thought the turkey needed some serious support.
4. Why was everyone overwhelmed when Grandpa showed up?
He brought enough food to cater a small wedding!
5. What do you get when your cousin brings six kinds of stuffing?
Stuffed beyond belief!
6. Why did John bring so many desserts?
He wanted to make sure everyone could taste sugar in every possible form.
7. What’s worse than too much food at Thanksgiving?
When the guest says, “Don’t worry, I brought more in the car!”
8. Why did Uncle Dave show up with eight salads?
He misunderstood the phrase, “bring a dish.”
9. What did the turkey say when it saw 12 side dishes?
“I’m not even the main event anymore!”
10. Why did everyone groan when Sally brought three pies?
Because each one was bigger than the last!
Jokes About Guests Bringing Too Much Opinion
11. Why did the guest bring too many opinions to Thanksgiving?
Because they thought the food needed some seasoning!
12. What did the guest say after their third unsolicited opinion?
“Don’t worry, I have more where that came from!”
13. Why did Grandma bring too many stories to the table?
She thought the turkey needed a side of nostalgia.
14. What happens when your brother brings his political opinions to Thanksgiving?
You suddenly wish the conversation had stayed about the turkey.
15. Why did Aunt Mary bring her cooking tips to Thanksgiving?
Because she thought her advice would be the star of the show.
16. How do you stop a guest from bringing too much advice?
Tell them the recipe is top-secret!
17. What’s worse than a dry turkey?
A guest with dry humor who won’t stop talking.
18. Why did everyone hide when Uncle Joe arrived?
Because his opinions were more overcooked than the turkey.
19. Why did the guest bring a list of grievances?
They thought Thanksgiving was about airing them all.
20. What’s the most dangerous part of Thanksgiving?
When the guest who brought too much food starts giving too much feedback!
Jokes About Guests Bringing Too Many Drinks
21. Why did the guest bring 10 bottles of wine?
Because they thought it was better to be over-prepared than under the table!
22. What do you call someone who brings a dozen sodas to Thanksgiving?
A sugar-fueled superhero in disguise!
23. Why did Aunt Jane show up with six bottles of sparkling water?
She said hydration is the key to a good meal.
24. What’s worse than too much gravy?
When the guest brings too many “spirits” and starts dancing with the turkey.
25. Why did everyone laugh when Tom arrived with a full bar?
Because it looked like Thanksgiving turned into happy hour.
26. Why did the guest bring five different kinds of milk?
They weren’t sure if they were lactose intolerant or just indecisive.
27. What did the cranberry sauce say when the guest showed up with a keg?
“Looks like we’re in for a saucy evening!”
28. Why did Uncle Bill bring a gallon of eggnog to Thanksgiving?
He was just preparing for the next holiday!
29. Why did everyone laugh when Aunt Sue brought 20 soda cans?
Because they knew they’d be carbonated for weeks.
30. What happens when a guest brings too much alcohol?
The turkey isn’t the only one getting roasted!
Jokes About Guests Bringing Too Much Conversation
31. Why did the guest bring hours of stories to the table?
Because they thought Thanksgiving was a marathon, not a sprint.
32. How do you know a guest brought too many jokes?
When they’re still telling the punchline long after dessert.
33. What’s more stuffing than Thanksgiving dinner?
A guest who brings enough conversation to fill the entire evening!
34. Why did Cousin Rick bring three hours of conversation topics?
Because he thought silence was scarier than the empty pie dish.
35. What’s the best way to handle a guest who won’t stop talking?
Hand them a turkey leg—they can talk while chewing!
36. Why did Aunt Carol bring so many stories?
Because she’s convinced that turkey tastes better with a side of gossip.
37. What’s worse than too many carbs?
A guest who brings too many conspiracy theories to the table.
38. Why did the guest bring a microphone to Thanksgiving?
They thought it was their personal TED Talk opportunity!
39. Why did Uncle Frank bring five discussion topics?
Because he couldn’t choose which one would ruin dinner faster!
40. What’s worse than dry turkey?
Dry conversation that never ends.
Jokes About Guests Bringing Too Many Gifts
41. Why did the guest bring ten hostess gifts?
Because they couldn’t decide between flowers or chocolates—so they brought both. And then some.
42. Why did everyone laugh when Aunt Judy brought a truckload of gifts?
Because Thanksgiving is about giving thanks, not giving everything you own.
43. What’s better than one gift at Thanksgiving?
Getting so many gifts from a guest that you need a second Thanksgiving to unpack them all!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about celebrating abundance, and sometimes that abundance comes in unexpected forms—whether it’s too much food, too many opinions, or more drinks than anyone could ever consume. The key to enjoying the holiday is to embrace the humor in these situations. While there may be guests who bring more than necessary, it’s their presence that truly makes the gathering special. These 43 jokes remind us to laugh at the chaos, appreciate the overachievers, and savor every extra slice of pie or overstuffed conversation. So, this Thanksgiving, when the guest shows up with far too much of something, remember to find the humor and give thanks for the joy they bring to the table.
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