Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and, of course, food. After the feasting comes the inevitable leftovers. Instead of letting those tasty remnants go to waste, why not bring a little laughter into your kitchen? This article features a collection of 45 creative jokes centered around Thanksgiving leftovers. From turkey to cranberry sauce, these jokes will add humor to your post-Thanksgiving culinary adventures. Enjoy a laugh while you decide how to use up those delicious leftovers!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road after Thanksgiving?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
3. Why did the leftover turkey sit in the corner?
Because it couldn’t find its stuffing!
4. What did the leftover mashed potatoes say to the turkey?
“Let’s get mashed together!”
5. Why did the chef get kicked out of the Thanksgiving party?
Because he was trying to “whisk” it all away!
6. What do you call leftover cranberry sauce?
A saucy situation!
7. How do you make a leftover turkey laugh?
You tickle its feathers!
8. What do leftovers do when they’re bored?
They “reheat” old memories!
9. Why don’t leftovers ever get lonely?
Because they always have each other to rely on!
10. What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that tells jokes?
A “fowl” comedian!
11. Why did the leftover pumpkin pie apply for a job?
Because it wanted to make some “dough”!
12. What did one slice of pumpkin pie say to the other?
“Let’s stick together; we’re in this for the long haul!”
13. Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey?
Because it found someone more “flavorful”!
14. How did the leftover turkey feel about the day after Thanksgiving?
It was “gravy” to be alive!
15. Why did the chef love Thanksgiving leftovers?
Because they always brought a “second helping” of joy!
16. What do you call a leftover turkey that runs?
Fast food!
17. How did the mashed potatoes propose to the gravy?
With a “sauce” of love!
18. Why are Thanksgiving leftovers like a good friend?
They always come through in a pinch!
19. What did the turkey say to the fridge?
“Stop playing with my leftovers!”
20. Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?
It had too many “mixed feelings”!
21. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
A “byte” of leftovers!
22. Why do Thanksgiving leftovers always tell great stories?
Because they have “gobble” experiences!
23. What did the turkey say to the gravy at the party?
“Let’s get saucy!”
24. How do you know your Thanksgiving leftovers are ready to party?
They start to “pop” with excitement!
25. What do you call a turkey leftover that sings?
A “tune-key”!
26. Why did the turkey stay in bed after Thanksgiving?
It was feeling a little “stuffed”!
27. What did the pie say to the leftovers?
“Don’t worry, I’ve got your back—let’s roll!”
28. Why did the leftover stuffing always bring a pen to dinner?
To take “note” of all the flavors!
29. What do you get when you play hide and seek with Thanksgiving leftovers?
A game of “finders, keepers!”
30. How did the mashed potatoes feel about being leftovers?
They were “peeling” good!
31. What did the leftover turkey say when it won the lottery?
“I’m stuffed with happiness!”
32. Why do leftovers love the winter?
Because they get to chill out!
33. What did one leftover say to the other during dinner?
“Let’s ketchup!”
34. Why was the leftover casserole so popular?
It always brought “comfort” to the table!
35. What’s a leftover’s favorite game?
Hide and “squeak!”
36. How do Thanksgiving leftovers stay in shape?
They do “turkey trots!”
37. Why do leftover pies always feel fulfilled?
Because they’ve got a slice of life!
38. What do you call a leftover that loves to travel?
A “wander-lunch”!
39. Why did the chef ask for a raise?
Because he was tired of “getting stuffed” with leftovers!
40. What do you call a turkey leftover that tells tall tales?
A “gobble-legend”!
41. Why do Thanksgiving leftovers make great comedians?
Because they always have a “saucy” punchline!
42. What do you call an adventurous leftover?
A “leftover explorer”!
43. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey?
Because it wanted a more “fruitful” relationship!
44. What do you call a group of leftovers that sing together?
The “leftover choir”!
45. How do you keep Thanksgiving leftovers fresh?
You “seal” the deal!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving leftovers may seem mundane, but with a little creativity and humor, they can become the star of the show! These jokes are perfect for sharing with family and friends as you enjoy the final bits of your holiday feast. So next time you’re faced with a refrigerator full of leftovers, remember to savor the joy, laughter, and deliciousness that comes with the holiday season. Happy feasting and joking!
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