Thanksgiving is a cherished holiday in many households, known for family gatherings, feasting, and, unfortunately, often unpredictable weather. Whether it’s the chill in the air or unexpected rain, Thanksgiving weather can lead to its fair share of complaints and humorous observations. In this article, we present 45 jokes that capture the frustrations and hilarities of Thanksgiving weather, all while keeping the spirit of the holiday alive.
1. Why did the turkey join the weather report? Because it wanted to know if it would be a chilly Thanksgiving!
2. I asked my weather app for a Thanksgiving forecast, and it told me to get my winter coat ready!
3. Why do turkeys always seem to know the weather? Because they have the best “fowl” play on the forecast!
4. The weather was so bad last Thanksgiving, even the turkey called for takeout!
5. What do you call it when the turkey is wet and cold? A turkey drowned in gravy!
6. Why did the pumpkin pie refuse to go outside? It didn’t want to get “pie” wet in the rain!
7. I told my family I could cook Thanksgiving dinner in any weather. They said I should try it in a snowstorm!
8. Why do people always complain about Thanksgiving weather? Because it’s hard to roast a turkey when you’re frozen!
9. What did one Thanksgiving turkey say to the other? “This weather is a real ‘gobble’ of trouble!”
10. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the stuffing? It couldn’t handle the pressure of a cold Thanksgiving!
11. The only thing colder than my Thanksgiving dinner was the weather outside!
12. I love Thanksgiving, but the weather always gives me a “gravy” headache!
13. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner table so anxious? Because it knew the weather could ruin everything!
14. What’s the turkey’s favorite weather report? One that predicts a warm oven!
15. Why don’t we ever get good weather for Thanksgiving? Because it’s always a “storm of feathers”!
16. My Thanksgiving wish? A warm oven and no rain—simple, right?
17. What do you call Thanksgiving weather that makes everyone complain? A “gobble-gloom” forecast!
18. Why did the weather ruin Thanksgiving? Because the wind blew all the good vibes away!
19. I tried to have a picnic for Thanksgiving, but the weather had other plans. It said, “No way, turkey!”
20. What do you get when it rains on Thanksgiving? A soggy turkey with a side of disappointment!
21. My family said I could be anything I wanted this Thanksgiving. I chose to be a weather-proof turkey!
22. Why did the stuffing break up with the mashed potatoes? Because the weather made everything too mushy!
23. Thanksgiving and bad weather? A recipe for a “no-go” family outing!
24. Why did everyone stay indoors on Thanksgiving? Because the weather was “turkey-fied”!
25. What’s worse than a burnt turkey? A weather forecast that ruins dinner plans!
26. I heard the Thanksgiving weather would be perfect. Turns out, that was just wishful thinking!
27. Why was the turkey so optimistic about the weather? It thought it could weather the storm!
28. What did the Pilgrims say when the weather turned sour? “Just another day in Thanksgiving history!”
29. Why did Thanksgiving dinner get cancelled? The forecast said “couch potato” weather!
30. I thought about cooking outside for Thanksgiving, but the weather said, “Not today, chef!”
31. What’s the best weather for Thanksgiving? One where the only thing getting roasted is the turkey!
32. Why did the gravy feel so cold? Because it couldn’t find a warm turkey to cuddle!
33. The Thanksgiving weather was so bad, I thought I’d have to serve soup instead of turkey!
34. Why did the turkey call in sick? It couldn’t handle the “flaky” Thanksgiving weather!
35. What did the mashed potatoes say to the stormy weather? “Stop raining on my parade!”
36. Why did the pie stay home for Thanksgiving? It heard the weather forecast was a real “crust” buster!
37. How do you know Thanksgiving weather is bad? When the turkey wants to stay in its shell!
38. Why was the Thanksgiving table always grumpy? Because it had to deal with “weather complaints” every year!
39. What’s worse than cold weather on Thanksgiving? A cold turkey that’s too far from the oven!
40. Why did the turkey and the weather become friends? Because they both knew how to make a “brrr-illiant” Thanksgiving!
41. What did one Thanksgiving complain to the other? “This weather is ruining my holiday spirit!”
42. Why do turkeys get along with storms? Because they know how to make “cloudy with a chance of gravy”!
43. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “Don’t let the weather rain on our parade!”
44. Why did Thanksgiving become a holiday for complaints? Because of the weather, it’s the perfect time to “air” grievances!
45. I planned a grand Thanksgiving feast, but the weather said, “Have you heard of takeout?”
Conclusion
While Thanksgiving weather can often lead to complaints and frustrations, italso provides plenty of opportunities for humor. These jokes remind us to keep a light heart and enjoy the company of family and friends, regardless of what the weather might bring. So the next time you’re facing a chilly Thanksgiving, remember to share a laugh and embrace the spirit of the season!
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