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48 Delightful LDS Christmas Jokes for a Festive Season

by Hazel

The holiday season is a special time for laughter, family, and lighthearted joy. For members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Christmas carries a rich blend of faith, love, and the sharing of Christ-centered messages. Adding a touch of humor can bring even more warmth to gatherings and celebrations. With that in mind, here’s a collection of 48 LDS Christmas jokes perfect for spreading some festive cheer among friends, family, and fellow ward members. These jokes are light, respectful, and full of good-hearted fun, offering a memorable way to share laughs this holiday season.

LDS Christmas Jokes to Brighten the Holidays

1. What’s a Mormon’s favorite Christmas carol?
“I’ll Be Home Teaching for Christmas!”

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2. Why did the Primary kids love Christmas?
Because the ward Christmas party came with dessert and a story!

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3. Why did the shepherd join the LDS Church?
Because he heard it was the best way to keep his flock together!

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4. What do you call a missionary who loves Christmas cookies?
A sweet-toothed saint!

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5. Why don’t LDS reindeer ever argue?
Because they all know how to follow the “deer priesthood” line!

6. How do you know Santa is following the Word of Wisdom?
Because he only drinks milk with his cookies!

7. What did the sacrament bread say to the eggnog?
“Let’s make Christmas ‘a-maize-ing’!”

8. How did the missionaries keep warm during their Christmas caroling?
They stood close and kept their faith on fire!

9. Why don’t angels sing loud at Christmas?
Because they want to keep it reverent!

10. What’s a Mormon’s favorite holiday dessert?
Pecan “Ward” pie!

11. How do you know a Christmas tree is LDS?
It has been “planted” for eternity!

12. Why was the manger so special to the shepherds?
Because it was the birthplace of a Shepherd even greater!

13. What did the tithing slip say at the Christmas party?
“I’ve got ‘change’ to share with everyone!”

14. Why did the wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh?
Because they hadn’t heard of Deseret Book gift cards yet!

15. Why do LDS families have big holiday meals?
Because they always invite the whole ward!

16. What’s Santa’s favorite Book of Mormon story?
Nephi building the ship—it’s a real Christmas miracle!

17. Why do missionaries love Christmas caroling?
It’s the best time to find new “flocks” to join!

18. How did the temple worker wish everyone a Merry Christmas?
By saying, “Have an eternity of joy!”

19. What’s a missionary’s favorite holiday song?
“Come Let Us Adoor Him!”

20. What does Santa say when he arrives in Salt Lake City?
“Ho Ho Holy Temple!”

21. Why did Mary and Joseph stay at an inn?
Because the ward building was already booked!

22. Why don’t Mormons decorate with candy canes?
Because they prefer the straight and narrow!

23. How do LDS snowmen stay so righteous?
Because they’re always looking for an “ice” day!

24. What’s Santa’s favorite LDS hymn?
“Joy to the Ward!”

25. Why do Mormons love Christmas lights?
Because they’re a bright way to share their testimony!

26. What did the Relief Society bring to the Christmas party?
Nothing, they already “prepared” everything!

27. Why do LDS Christmas trees never fall over?
Because they have “firm roots!”

28. Why was Joseph so calm during the birth of Christ?
He knew it was all part of the plan!

29. What’s a Mormon missionary’s favorite Christmas message?
“We wish you a missionary Christmas!”

30. How did the Christmas angel decorate her home?
With lights that shine bright as her testimony!

31. What did the wise men say when they met baby Jesus?
“This is a ‘wise’ choice!”

32. How did the Primary class make their Christmas cards?
They used plenty of “charity glue!”

33. Why do Mormons love Christmas cookies?
Because they’re all about spreading crumbs of kindness!

34. What’s an LDS Santa’s favorite thing to say?
“Ho Ho Holy Spirit!”

35. Why don’t Mormons skip Christmas?
Because they believe in “every good gift!”

36. How did the Deacon pass the Christmas spirit?
By handing out “sacrament” candy canes!

37. What’s the Elder’s favorite Christmas gift?
A new name tag!

38. How do LDS carolers travel around?
On their “Silent Night Cycles!”

39. Why do LDS families take so many Christmas photos?
Because they love “keeping records!”

40. What did Santa say to the bishop?
“I think I know who’s on the nice list!”

41. Why was the Christmas pageant perfect this year?
Because it was “foreordained!”

42. How do Mormon reindeer say hello?
“Hooves it going?”

43. What’s an LDS Santa’s motto?
“Ho Ho Hosanna!”

44. Why did the wise men bring myrrh?
Because it’s what they could afford after tithing!

45. What’s a missionary’s favorite holiday decoration?
Anything “bright as a testimony!”

46. How does Santa visit every house on Christmas Eve?
He uses the “ministering” spirit!

47. What’s the best way for Mormons to share Christmas cheer?
By delivering cookies and “caroling” loud and clear!

48. Why is December a missionary’s favorite month?
Because everyone’s open to a Christmas message!

Conclusion

These LDS Christmas jokes add a bit of humor to the spirit of the season, uniting family, friends, and fellow members with a shared love of laughter and lighthearted joy. As you gather with loved ones this holiday, let these jokes serve as a way to bring smiles, start conversations, and strengthen bonds through faith and fun. Merry Christmas, and may your season be filled with laughter, love, and plenty of good-natured jokes!

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