Thanksgiving is a time for gathering, feasting, and sharing laughter with family and friends. While the turkey, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie take center stage, it’s the drinks that sometimes get overlooked. But not anymore! If you’re looking to add some humor to your Thanksgiving feast, these 43 drink-related jokes will surely liven up the party. From lighthearted quips to playful puns, these jokes are guaranteed to get everyone chuckling, or at the very least, rolling their eyes. Enjoy the following collection of jokes .
1. What’s a skeleton’s favorite drink?
A bloody Mary.
2. Why did the wine glass go to therapy?
It had too many issues to be handled.
3. Why don’t drinks ever fight?
Because they always keep things on the rocks.
4. What do you call a group of musical beverages?
A bandicoot.
5. What did one bartender say to the other?
“You’re really shaking things up!”
6. Why did the cranberry juice go to the party?
Because it was feeling a little tart.
7. What’s a bartender’s favorite type of exercise?
The twist.
8. Why was the orange juice always invited to Thanksgiving?
It knew how to concentrate.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
10. What did the lemonade say when it met the lime?
“You’re the zest!”
11. Why do wine lovers always have the best parties?
Because they know how to cork the fun!
12. What do you call a cocktail made with cranberry and turkey?
A Thanksgiving Delight.
13. What’s a turkey’s favorite cocktail?
The stuffed martini!
14. Why do drinks make terrible comedians?
They always get a little too bitter.
15. Why is soda so bad at keeping secrets?
It’s always too bubbly.
16. What did the bartender serve at the Thanksgiving dinner?
A pumpkin spice latte, on the rocks.
17. Why was the juice box sad?
Because it was feeling a little squeezed.
18. What’s the favorite drink of a werewolf at Thanksgiving?
A blood orange cocktail.
19. What do you call a leftover drink from Thanksgiving?
A “after-dinner digestif.”
20. Why did the wine break up with the whiskey?
It said, “You’re too neat for me.”
21. What do you call a drink that makes you feel powerful?
A super espresso.
22. Why did the bartender get promoted?
Because he knew how to handle a highball situation.
23. What do you call a pumpkin with a drink in its hand?
A gourd to the last drop.
24. What did the bartender say to the cranberry sauce?
“Stop being so saucy!”
25. Why did the apple juice get into trouble at Thanksgiving?
Because it was trying to “wine” down.
26. What do you call an enthusiastic drinker?
A thirst responder.
27. What do you get when you mix Thanksgiving with Halloween?
A monster mash of cocktails.
28. Why did the coffee always get invited to Thanksgiving?
Because it was a brewing good time.
29. What do you call a drink that just can’t sit still?
A jittery java.
30. Why did the gin refuse to dance at the party?
Because it didn’t want to mix with the crowd.
31. Why don’t milkshakes ever feel guilty?
Because they always
32. What do you call an overly sweet Thanksgiving drink?
A sugar-coated t
33. Why do iced drinks always get their way?
Because they’re ice-cold and chilling.
34. Why did the whiskey stop talking?
It
35. What did the soda say to the sparkling water?
“You’
36. What do you call an evening drink for a cat?
A purrfect cup o
37. Why did the lemonade refuse to fight the tea?
Because i
38. What’s a bartender’s least favorite Thanksgiving food?
The s
39. Why did the bartender always win at Thanksgiving trivia?
Bec
40. What’s a Thanksgiving cocktail’s favorite holiday song?
“Drunk i
41. What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow?
“You’re o
42. What’s a drink’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
The
43. Why did the beer get so mad at the soda?
Because the sod
Conclusion
Thanksgiving isn’t just about great food and family; it’s also about having fun and sharing laughter. Whether you’re serving up cocktails or simply sipping on your favorite beverage, these 43 drink-related jokes will ensure your gathering has the right amount of humor to match the holiday spirit. From playful puns to clever quips, these jokes are a great way to get everyone into the festive mood. The next time you’re raising a glass to good health and great company, remember to share a joke or two. After all, what’s better than a Thanksgiving feast with a side of laughter and a drink in hand?
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