Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and lots of laughter. Getting ready for the big meal can sometimes feel like a massive task, but when kids are involved, even simple prep turns into fun and memorable moments. Whether it’s setting the table, mashing the potatoes, or mixing up the stuffing, kids have a way of bringing lightness and humor to the process. And what better way to keep the mood upbeat than with some hilarious Thanksgiving-themed jokes? Here are 42 of the funniest jokes for kids to share during Thanksgiving prep. From turkey jokes to pie punchlines, these will have everyone giggling as they cook, bake, and get ready for the feast.
Turkey Jokes
1. Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table?
Because it didn’t want to be “stuffed!”
2. What kind of weather does a turkey like on Thanksgiving?
Fowl weather!
3. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to Thanksgiving dinner?
It wanted to wing it!
4. Why did the turkey go to school?
To improve its drumsticks!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The wobble!
6. Why don’t turkeys ever get full?
They always have room for “gobble” seconds!
7. Why did the turkey eat dessert first?
Because it didn’t want to be left in the cold stuffing line.
8. How do turkeys cheer up during Thanksgiving prep?
They shake their tail feathers!
9. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
10. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
Pie Preparation Puns
11. Why did the pumpkin pie break up with the apple pie?
It just needed a little more spice in its life!
12. Why did the pie go to school?
To get a filling education!
13. What did the pumpkin pie say to the whipped cream?
You complete me!
14. Why couldn’t the cranberry pie make it to Thanksgiving?
It got into a jam!
15. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a pie?
A “squash-ing” success!
16. Why did the apple pie need a lawyer?
It was in a sticky situation!
17. Why was the pie late for Thanksgiving dinner?
It ran out of filling!
18. How did the pie get such good grades in school?
It knew how to roll with the dough!
19. Why did the pie get detention?
It couldn’t keep its crust in line!
20. What’s a pie’s favorite holiday song?
“I’m Filling Good!”
Veggie Prep Gags
21. Why did the mashed potatoes apply for a job?
They wanted to get a little “butter” every day!
22. What did the green bean say to the potato?
You’re spud-tacular!
23. Why did the sweet potatoes show up late to Thanksgiving prep?
They got stuck in a sticky situation!
24. What do you call a potato that gives back to the community?
A “tater” humanitarian!
25. Why did the carrots invite the celery to the party?
Because it had a lot of “stalk” in it!
26. Why did the salad sit alone at Thanksgiving?
Because it felt a little green with envy!
27. What did the celery say to the broccoli during Thanksgiving?
Stop “stalking” me!
28. Why was the pumpkin blushing?
It saw the salad dressing!
29. Why did the corn break up with the tomato?
It just couldn’t handle the pressure!
30. What did the green beans say to the broccoli?
“Lettuce” stick together this Thanksgiving!
Table Setting Humor
31. Why did the spoon and fork get into an argument?
They couldn’t see “eye to eye”!
32. What did the plate say to the napkin?
“We make a great setting together!”
33. Why did the fork and spoon join a band?
They wanted to make some table “jam!”
34. Why was the tablecloth always invited to Thanksgiving?
Because it knew how to cover the situation!
35. Why did the napkins go to school?
To learn some table manners!
36. Why did the salt and pepper refuse to be separated?
They were seasoned friends!
37. What did the knife say to the fork?
“Don’t worry; I’ll always stick by you!”
38. Why did the plates feel nervous at Thanksgiving dinner?
They knew they’d have a lot on their hands!
39. What did the glass say to the pitcher?
“Pour on the charm this Thanksgiving!”
40. Why did the spoon fail the math test?
Because it couldn’t handle fractions!
Random Thanksgiving Giggles
41. Why did the stuffing apply for a new job?
It was tired of being a side dish!
42. What’s a turkey’s least favorite side dish?
Cranberry “sauce” – it’s always in a jam!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving prep doesn’t have to be a stressful process when you’ve got a collection of jokes like these. Sharing a laugh or two over mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce brings everyone together and lightens the mood. As you set the table, chop veggies, and wait for the turkey to cook, let these kid-friendly jokes keep everyone smiling and enjoying the holiday spirit. After all, Thanksgiving is all about gratitude, family, and those little moments that make it truly special.
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