Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks, gather with loved ones, and of course, enjoy a delicious meal. But what would the celebration be without a few unexpected guests showing up just as the turkey is coming out of the oven? Surprise guests can add a twist to the festivities, bringing humor, excitement, and sometimes a bit of chaos to the mix. With Thanksgiving’s spirit of inclusivity and togetherness, why not embrace the fun of these unexpected appearances with some jokes? Whether it’s that long-lost cousin, an old friend, or a surprise visit from neighbors, these 45 Thanksgiving Day Surprise Guest Jokes will keep everyone laughing through the turkey and pumpkin pie.
Classic Thanksgiving Guest Jokes
1. Why did the turkey bring his cousin to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because he didn’t want to be the only one getting roasted!
2. How do you make surprise guests feel welcome on Thanksgiving?
Just keep passing them the rolls until they get stuffed!
3. What’s a surprise guest’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
The one they didn’t have to make!
4. Why did the family invite a scarecrow to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What did the mother turkey say to her surprise guest?
“You’re welcome to stay, but don’t get too comfortable in the oven!”
Jokes About Relatives Showing Up Unexpectedly
6. Why did the long-lost cousin show up at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because he heard there was free food and family forgiveness!
7. How do you know it’s Thanksgiving when your relatives surprise you?
When you have to add an extra leaf to the table—and an extra seat in the basement!
8. Why did the surprise uncle bring his fishing pole to Thanksgiving?
Because he heard the gravy was a little lumpy!
9. Why do surprise relatives never knock at Thanksgiving?
Because they don’t want you to say “we’re not home!”
10. What’s the best way to greet a surprise guest on Thanksgiving?
With a big smile and an even bigger piece of pie!
When Friends Crash Thanksgiving Dinner
11. Why did the friends show up unannounced for Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they knew it was the best way to get invited!
12. What do you call a friend who crashes Thanksgiving dinner?
A “gravy chaser!”
13. Why did the surprise guest bring their own chair to Thanksgiving?
Just in case the host forgot they were coming!
14. How does a surprise guest say thanks for dinner?
“Thanks for the turkey… and the surprise invitation!”
15. What did the friend say when they arrived uninvited at Thanksgiving?
“Looks like I made it just in thyme!”
Neighbor Surprises
16. Why did the neighbor knock during Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they smelled pie and had to investigate!
17. How do you make neighbors feel welcome when they show up unannounced?
By passing the mashed potatoes with a big smile and an even bigger fork!
18. What did the turkey say when the neighbors arrived unexpectedly?
“I guess you’re here to gobble up the leftovers!”
19. Why did the neighbors bring their dog to Thanksgiving?
Because they knew someone would drop a drumstick!
20. How do you know the neighbors love Thanksgiving?
When they show up just in time to ask, “Did you make extra stuffing?”
Family Members You Only See Once a Year
21. Why did the distant aunt surprise everyone at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because she wanted to tell the same stories—just one more time!
22. What did the cousin say when he showed up unannounced?
“Don’t worry, I brought my own cranberry sauce… and my own chair!”
23. How do you know Thanksgiving is here?
When family you haven’t seen in a year remembers your address!
24. Why did the family member show up right before dessert?
Because they knew that’s when all the sweet stuff happens!
25. What did the distant cousin bring to Thanksgiving dinner?
A “surprise appearance” and an empty Tupperware!
Turkey Talks About Surprise Guests
26. What did the turkey say when more guests arrived?
“Looks like I’ll need a bigger drumstick to go around!”
27. Why did the turkey not mind surprise guests?
Because the more there are, the less likely he’ll be the main course!
28. How does a turkey greet a surprise guest?
“Welcome to the ‘Turkey in Trouble’ show!”
29. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Surprise guests to take the heat off him!
30. How does the turkey feel about surprise relatives?
“Gobble up the food, not me!”
In-Law Surprises
31. Why did the in-laws arrive unannounced for Thanksgiving?
Because they knew the turkey would be worth it!
32. What did the father-in-law say when he showed up?
“Looks like I arrived just in time to carve up some laughs!”
33. Why do surprise in-laws make Thanksgiving interesting?
Because they always have a “feast” of opinions!
34. How do you greet an unexpected in-law?
With a big smile and an even bigger slice of pie!
35. Why did the mother-in-law bring two pies?
Just in case the turkey wasn’t the only one getting roasted!
Surprising Your Guests with More Jokes
36. What did the host say when extra guests showed up?
“More the merrier, and more mashed potatoes for everyone!”
37. Why did the family laugh when a stranger joined them for dinner?
Because they knew he was there for the turkey, not the drama!
38. How does the host respond to unexpected guests?
“Hope you like leftovers!”
39. Why did the host invite everyone in the neighborhood?
Because there’s no such thing as too much stuffing!
40. What did the cook say to the surprise guests?
“Hope you came hungry—because we’ve got stuffing for days!”
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Crashers
41. Why did a distant friend arrive in a turkey costume?
Because he wanted to blend in with the dinner!
42. What did the host say when their co-worker showed up?
“Glad you made it! Just remember, no office talk over the turkey!”
43. How do you make surprise guests feel comfortable at Thanksgiving?
By letting them have the biggest slice of pie!
44. Why did the neighbors bring a karaoke machine?
Because Thanksgiving is about making memories, even if they’re loud!
45. What did the host say to the final surprise guest?
“Just in time—grab a fork and join the feast!”
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a day to celebrate togetherness, gratitude, and the joy of sharing a meal with friends, family, and sometimes, unexpected guests. While unannounced visitors may stir things up, they also add to the warmth and laughter of the day. With these 45 Thanksgiving Day Surprise Guest Jokes, you’re ready to welcome surprise guests with open arms—and a few laughs. So whether it’s an old friend, a distant cousin, or a neighbor who just can’t resist the smell of turkey, let the spirit of Thanksgiving bring everyone together for a good meal and even better memories.
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