Thanksgiving is the time of year to gather with loved ones, enjoy delicious food, and perhaps most notably, relax. But what if, in between bites of turkey and bites of pie, we decided to inject a little humor into the holiday? Why not combine Thanksgiving with fitness and laughter?In this article, we’ll guide you through a Thanksgiving workout routine with 47 jokes that will keep you laughing while you sweat. Whether you’re preparing for your first Turkey Day race, fitting in a pre-feast jog, or just trying to burn off a little of that pumpkin pie, this collection of funny jokes is sure to make your workout enjoyable.
1. Why did the turkey join the gym?
Because it wanted to get stuffed in a whole new way.
2. I tried to do a push-up, but the turkey was just too distracting.
Every time I got down, it kept asking if I wanted seconds.
3. I just started a new exercise program, it’s called the Stuffed Turkey workout.
It’s just lying on the couch after dinner, but you do it with your abs in a flex.
4. What’s the best cardio to do after Thanksgiving dinner?
A Turkey Trot – running away from your relatives.
5. My fitness coach told me to avoid carbs this holiday.
But I’m pretty sure stuffing is a vegetable, right?
6. How do you know when the turkey’s done?
When it’s running out of steam from all the calorie burning from the gym.
7. What did the mashed potatoes say to the green beans?
“Hey, let’s work it at the gym before dessert!”
8. What do you call someone who works out on Thanksgiving?
A basting enthusiast.
9. The best way to get a six-pack?
Eat six pieces of pumpkin pie.
10. What’s a Thanksgiving workout?
Squats. After all, you’re stuffing your face!
11. Why did the chicken refuse to work out?
It was just too cluckin’ tired from the Thanksgiving prep.
12. How do you do a bench press on Thanksgiving?
By pressing your luck that you’re not going to spill gravy all over yourself.
13. Why don’t turkeys ever go to the gym?
They’re always worried about their breast size.
14. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
“Let’s power lift together.”
15. I’ve been doing squats for weeks now.
But when I see pie, my booty just gives in.
16. My turkey leg is like my biceps.
Big, strong, and ready to be carved.
17. Why did the pumpkin pie decide to skip leg day?
Because it was already a little too round.
18. What do you get when you combine a bicep curl and stuffing?
A muscle feast.
19. I tried lifting my plate after Thanksgiving dinner.
Turns out, it’s heavier than I thought. I should’ve braced for impact.
20. Can you do squats after eating a full Thanksgiving meal?
If you don’t want to end up stuffed and immobile.
21. I went for a jog after Thanksgiving dinner.
Two miles in, I felt like I had stuffed my sneakers with mashed potatoes.
22. Why do turkey legs make great personal trainers?
Because they’re always pushing you to run faster and gobble up the competition.
23. What do you call a Thanksgiving jog through the neighborhood?
A Turkey Trot, but it feels more like a Turkey Shuffle.
24. I did a quick sprint after dinner.
Turns out I’m faster than my relatives’ ability to find the pie.
25. What did the cranberry sauce say after running a mile?
“I’m jammed up, but I’m still going!”
26. My friend told me to run at Thanksgiving.
I tried, but I think I just sprinted right to dessert.
27. What did the pie say after a long run?
“I’m just trying to get in shape before dessert time.”
28. Why don’t turkeys do marathons?
Because they’re always stopping to gobble.
29. I went for a run before dinner.
It’s called pre-feast cardio—and it’s mostly so I can eat more.
30. I burned 500 calories during my Turkey Trot.
Then I consumed about 1500 while making my plate of leftovers.
31. Why is core work important on Thanksgiving?
Because it helps you digest everything later.
32. What did the pumpkin pie say after doing sit-ups?
“Boy, my crust is really starting to firm up!”
33. My abs are like my Thanksgiving plate.
Full. Really, really full.
34. My Pilates instructor said I need to engage my core.
But all I could think about was engaging in more pumpkin pie.
35. Why did the stuffing refuse to do crunches?
Because it was already packed with calories.
36. Why are planks so hard after Thanksgiving dinner?
Because you’re already as flat as the pie crust.
37. My core workout is mostly just lifting my plate to my mouth.
It’s a high-intensity activity.
38. Why do turkey legs make great planks?
They’re always standing tall and proud.
39. What’s the most effective core workout on Thanksgiving?
Laughing as you pass the stuffing.
40. If core exercises were food, they’d be stuffed.
With a little bit of everything.
41. After my workout, I decided to do some yoga.
The turkey had a similar idea—tucking its wings for a nap.
42. Why don’t turkeys stretch before they fly?
Because they’re already stuffed to the max!
43. I did some stretches after my run.
Now I’m just trying to stretch my stomach to fit more food.
44. I’ve been practicing my yoga for a year.
Now I can bend and reach the stuffing from the top shelf.
45. What do you call it when you stretch after Thanksgiving dinner?
Turkey yoga—it’s mostly just sitting back and gobbling.
46. I’m pretty sure my hamstrings are sore from laughing too hard.
If only laughter could burn off gravy.
47. After stretching, I’m ready to eat.
It’s time for the final stretch—straight to the pie.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to be all about overindulging and lounging. You can balance the food and the fun with a little fitness and a lot of laughter. These 47 jokes are just the beginning—use them to lighten up your workout routine or to share a laugh with your friends and family as you prep for a big feast. Whether you’re running, lifting, or stretching, remember: laughter is the best calorie burner. Enjoy the holiday, and don’t forget to save room for dessert!
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